Blast from our AKC past

[WA3MOJ]

(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong underwear

Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!

Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?

Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry
before George gets here.

Sparky:(screaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already told
you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!

Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.

Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.

Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes.

Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?

Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.

Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?

Aaron: I think so, let me check.

(knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.

Aaron:(exclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?

George:(crying) I was just out minding my own business, following this little
girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched me. I had
just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her. Then the
Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I think he
dislocated my shoulder too.

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for
George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice for
his broken nose and busted lip too.

Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes!

Aaron: OK, whatever!

(Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
smallest, so he can have the biggest…then finally he returns)

Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for Christ's
sake!

Sparky:(unintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)

Aaron:(grabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now
George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't he?

George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise easily.

Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.

Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook them?

Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the damn
grill!

(Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly, nothing
happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)

Aaron:(just as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!

(loud explosion)

Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!

(Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for help.
Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water)

Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in
Sparky's beard with the teacups.

Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes.

Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.

George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!

Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.

Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have dropped
below 300.

George: Here, drink this.

Sparky: What is it?

George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in your
blood.

Sparky:(drinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.

George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone Wild"
video?

Aaron: I think so…check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.

George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)

Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.

Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked. (throws the
steaks in the pan)

George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and dressing
ready, will ya? I'm busy now.

Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)

Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?

Sparky: Raw is fine with me.

George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't care.
Yeah, raw is fine with me too.

Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's…

Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!

George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?

Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.

George: (under his breath) Faggot!

Sparky: Can we eat now?

Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)

Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!

George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video and
heads for the door)

Aaron: Where you going, George?

George: Um…uh…I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this tape
at home.

Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.

Aaron: OK George, see ya later.

George: Bye


Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his kiddie
porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms.

Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.

Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty…almost as if I'm slipping back into
my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem to stop
having feelings for you.

Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.

Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.

Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?

Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to George.

Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.

Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't count
the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on the
newsgroup.

Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him, but I
can't let him know that.

Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?

Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge.

Sparky:(chuckles quietly)

Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.

Scene: Fade to black…

I'm an idiot

[Steveo]

WA3MOJ > wrote:
> (Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong
> underwear
>
> Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!
>
> Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?
>
> Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry
> before George gets here.
>
> Sparky:(screaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already
> told you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!
>
> Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.
>
> Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.
>
> Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes.
>
> Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?
>
> Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.
>
> Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?
>
> Aaron: I think so, let me check.
>
> (knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.
>
> Aaron:(exclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?
>
> George:(crying) I was just out minding my own business, following this
> little girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and
> punched me. I had just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I
> could have had her. Then the Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer,
> and beat me some more. I think he dislocated my shoulder too.
>
> Sparky: Can we eat now?
>
> Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for
> George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice
> for his broken nose and busted lip too.
>
> Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes!
>
> Aaron: OK, whatever!
>
> (Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
> smallest, so he can have the biggest…then finally he returns)
>
> Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for
> Christ's
> sake!
>
> Sparky:(unintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)
>
> Aaron:(grabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now
> George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't
> he?
>
> George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise
> easily.
>
> Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.
>
> Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook
> them?
>
> Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the
> damn
> grill!
>
> (Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly,
> nothing happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)
>
> Aaron:(just as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!
>
> (loud explosion)
>
> Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!
>
> (Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for
> help. Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water)
>
> Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in
> Sparky's beard with the teacups.
>
> Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes.
>
> Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.
>
> George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!
>
> Sparky: Can we eat now?
>
> George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!
>
> Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.
>
> Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have
> dropped
> below 300.
>
> George: Here, drink this.
>
> Sparky: What is it?
>
> George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in
> your
> blood.
>
> Sparky:(drinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.
>
> George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone
> Wild"
> video?
>
> Aaron: I think so…check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.
>
> George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)
>
> Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.
>
> Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked.
> (throws the
> steaks in the pan)
>
> George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and
> dressing
> ready, will ya? I'm busy now.
>
> Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)
>
> Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?
>
> Sparky: Raw is fine with me.
>
> George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't
> care.
> Yeah, raw is fine with me too.
>
> Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's…
>
> Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!
>
> George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?
>
> Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.
>
> George: (under his breath) Faggot!
>
> Sparky: Can we eat now?
>
> Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)
>
> Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!
>
> George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video
> and
> heads for the door)
>
> Aaron: Where you going, George?
>
> George: Um…uh…I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this
> tape
> at home.
>
> Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.
>
> Aaron: OK George, see ya later.
>
> George: Bye
>
> Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his
> kiddie
> porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms.
>
> Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.
>
> Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty…almost as if I'm slipping back
> into
> my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem
> to stop having feelings for you.
>
> Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.
>
> Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.
>
> Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?
>
> Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to
> George.
>
> Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.
>
> Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't
> count
> the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on
> the newsgroup.
>
> Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him,
> but I
> can't let him know that.
>
> Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?
>
> Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge.
>
> Sparky:(chuckles quietly)
>
> Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.
>
> Scene: Fade to black…
>
> I'm an idiot
>
Heven't seen that one in a while, thanks for sharing, WA3.

[I Am Not George]

Steveo > wrote in message >...
> Heven't seen that one in a while, thanks for sharing, WA3.

share your ass somewhere else ballslap

http://www.geocities.com/iamnotgeorge2004/

[gw]

WA3MOJ > wrote in message >...
> (Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong underwear
>
> Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!
>
> Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?
>
> Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to hurry
> before George gets here.
>
> Sparky:(screaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already told
> you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!
>
> Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.
>
> Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.
>
> Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your wishes.
>
> Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?
>
> Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.
>
> Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?
>
> Aaron: I think so, let me check.
>
> (knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.
>
> Aaron:(exclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?
>
> George:(crying) I was just out minding my own business, following this little
> girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and punched me. I had
> just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I could have had her. Then the
> Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer, and beat me some more. I think he
> dislocated my shoulder too.
>
> Sparky: Can we eat now?
>
> Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks for
> George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some ice for
> his broken nose and busted lip too.
>
> Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes!
>
> Aaron: OK, whatever!
>
> (Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
> smallest, so he can have the biggest?then finally he returns)
>
> Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for Christ's
> sake!
>
> Sparky:(unintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)
>
> Aaron:(grabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There now
> George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better, doesn't he?
>
> George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise easily.
>
> Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.
>
> Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook them?
>
> Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the damn
> grill!
>
> (Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly, nothing
> happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)
>
> Aaron:(just as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!
>
> (loud explosion)
>
> Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!
>
> (Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming for help.
> Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with water)
>
> Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire in
> Sparky's beard with the teacups.
>
> Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes.
>
> Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.
>
> George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!
>
> Sparky: Can we eat now?
>
> George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!
>
> Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.
>
> Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have dropped
> below 300.
>
> George: Here, drink this.
>
> Sparky: What is it?
>
> George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in your
> blood.
>
> Sparky:(drinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.
>
> George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone Wild"
> video?
>
> Aaron: I think so?check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.
>
> George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)
>
> Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.
>
> Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked. (throws the
> steaks in the pan)
>
> George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and dressing
> ready, will ya? I'm busy now.
>
> Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)
>
> Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?
>
> Sparky: Raw is fine with me.
>
> George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I don't care.
> Yeah, raw is fine with me too.
>
> Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's?
>
> Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!
>
> George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?
>
> Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.
>
> George: (under his breath) Faggot!
>
> Sparky: Can we eat now?
>
> Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)
>
> Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!
>
> George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the video and
> heads for the door)
>
> Aaron: Where you going, George?
>
> George: Um?uh?I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this tape
> at home.
>
> Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.
>
> Aaron: OK George, see ya later.
>
> George: Bye
>
>
> Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his kiddie
> porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms.
>
> Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.
>
> Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty?almost as if I'm slipping back into
> my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem to stop
> having feelings for you.
>
> Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.
>
> Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.
>
> Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?
>
> Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to George.
>
> Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.
>
> Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't count
> the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on the
> newsgroup.
>
> Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him, but I
> can't let him know that.
>
> Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?
>
> Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge.
>
> Sparky:(chuckles quietly)
>
> Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.
>
> Scene: Fade to black?
>
> I'm an idiot

why stir the pot twistinutts dave.....go play with your hf radio since
you are a renegade hammie or perhaps go play with your freekin
frizbee.....

[Twistedhed]

from our AKC past

Group: rec.radio.cb Date: Tue, Jan 27, 2004, 7:20pm (EST-3) From:
(gw)
WA3MOJ > wrote in message
>...
(Knock at the door) Aaron opens door wearing his skimpiest thong
underwear
Aaron: Hi Sparky! How are you!
Sparky: I'm good Aaron. Is dinner ready?
Aaron: Almost. In the meantime, you can snack on me, but we need to
hurry
before George gets here.
Sparky:(screaming) Aaron! Will you shut up with the advances! I already
told you I've started to like women now! Now leave me alone!
Aaron: OK, OK! I just thought we could be like the old days again.
Sparky: No, I'm really going to stick it out this time.
Aaron: (sniffling) Ok Sparky, have it your way. I'll respect your
wishes.
Sparky: Where's George? Do we have to wait for him to eat?
Aaron: Yes, he's bringing the salad.
Sparky: OK. Got any snacks?
Aaron: I think so, let me check.
(knock at the door)Aaron answers the door.
Aaron:(exclaiming) George! My God! What happened to you?
George:(crying) I was just out minding my own business, following this
little girl, and all the sudden, wham! Her Dad must have seen me and
punched me. I had just asked if she wanted some candy too. I think I
could have had her. Then the Dad pulled out of the window of my Pacer,
and beat me some more. I think he dislocated my shoulder too.
Sparky: Can we eat now?
Aaron: Sparky, can't you see George is hurt? Go get one of the steaks
for
George's black eyes. And while you're in the kitchen Sparky, get some
ice for his broken nose and busted lip too.
Sparky: OK, but I ain't eating the steak that you use on George's eyes!
Aaron: OK, whatever!
(Sparky spends fully 5 minutes trying to figure out which steak is the
smallest, so he can have the biggest?then finally he returns)
Aaron: God Sparky! Why did you take a bite out of it? It's raw, for
Christ's
sake!
Sparky:(unintelligible mumbling caused by mouthful of raw steak)
Aaron:(grabs steak from Sparky and applies it to George's eyes) There
now George. Is that better? Aaron knows how to make you feel better,
doesn't he?
George: Yes Aaron, it's much better now. Thanks, you know I bruise
easily.
Aaron: Hey Sparky, light the grill.
Sparky: Hey, those steaks ain't half bad raw! Do we really need to cook
them?
Aaron: My God Sparky! Sometimes you act like a Neanderthal! Light the
damn
grill!
(Sparky goes out back, turns on the gas, clicks the igniter repeatedly,
nothing happens. Goes back inside for matches and returns)
Aaron:(just as Sparky lights the match) NO! STOP!
(loud explosion)
Sparky: (screaming) I'm on fire! Somebody help me!
(Sparky runs back through the house with his beard on fire, screaming
for help. Aaron and George race behind him with teacups filled with
water)
Finally, Aaron and George manage to catch Sparky and beat out the fire
in Sparky's beard with the teacups.
Sparky: Thanks guys! That was close! I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Aaron: No prob Sparky. You know we love you.
George: Speak for yourself, Aaron! Faggot!
Sparky: Can we eat now?
George: Well, we could if you hadn't blown up the grill!
Aaron: It's OK Sparky. We'll just grill the steaks on the stove.
Sparky: I don't wanna wait! I'm getting dizzy. My cholesterol must have
dropped
below 300.
George: Here, drink this.
Sparky: What is it?
George: Bacon drippings. It will bring the cholesterol level back up in
your
blood.
Sparky:(drinks greedily) Burp! Thanks George.
George: No problem. Hey Aaron, you still have that "Little Girls Gone
Wild"
video?
Aaron: I think so?check over there in the gay porn by the VCR.
George: Faggot! (looks for the tape)
Sparky: I'm hungry! Let's eat.
Aaron: Just hang on a minute. Let me get these damn steaks cooked.
(throws the
steaks in the pan)
George: (tearing his eyes off the video) Sparky, get the salad and
dressing
ready, will ya? I'm busy now.
Sparky: OK, George. (Sparky sets the table)
Aaron: How do you guys like your steaks?
Sparky: Raw is fine with me.
George: (rubbing his crotch while watching the little girl video) I
don't care.
Yeah, raw is fine with me too.
Aaron: (mumbles) Damn weirdo's?
Aaron: (grease splatters on Aaron's hairless chest) Ouch!
George: Aaron, do you mind if I take this video home with me?
Aaron: Sure, take it. You know I don't like females.
George: (under his breath) Faggot!
Sparky: Can we eat now?
Aaron: Yep! Steaks are done. (Aaron places them on the table)
Sparky: I'm first George! That's my steak!
George: Whatever Sparky! Hell, I'm just gonna leave now. (grabs the
video and
heads for the door)
Aaron: Where you going, George?
George: Um?uh?I'm not really hungry now. I think I'll just watch this
tape
at home.
Sparky: Good! Gimme his steak.
Aaron: OK George, see ya later.
George: Bye
Scene: Much later in the evening after George has gone home to watch his
kiddie
porn, we return to find Aaron and Sparky enmeshed in each other's arms.
Aaron: Sparky, I knew you would come around.
Sparky: Well Aaron, I kind of feel guilty?almost as if I'm slipping back
into
my old self. I've really tried to kick this man habit, but I can't seem
to stop having feelings for you.
Aaron: Well Sparky, I always knew we were meant for each other.
Sparky: I only ask one thing of you, Aaron.
Aaron: What might that be, Sparky?
Sparky: All I ask is that you don't breath a word of this encounter to
George.
Aaron: Fair enough. I know he's a bit of a bigot.
Sparky: Yes he is, but he's still my only real friend. You know, I can't
count
the times that he's tried to save me when I've gotten in over my head on
the newsgroup.
Aaron: I know Sparky, and he's done the same for me. I really love him,
but I
can't let him know that.
Sparky: So, we're sworn to secrecy, right Aaron?
Aaron: Absolutely! Remember, we did take the AKC pledge.
Sparky:(chuckles quietly)
Sparky: (tentatively) OK Aaron, I'm all yours.
Scene: Fade to black?
I'm an idiot

>why stir the pot twistinutts dave.....go play with
>your hf radio since you are a renegade

>hammie or perhaps go play with your freekin

>frizbee....


LOL...when God was handing out brains you thiought he said trains and
said "I already have a set." That deficit in communication you suffer
rakes you like a cancer....little old me merely exploits it.

[I Am Not George]

(Twistedhed) wrote:
>>why stir the pot twistinutts dave.....go play with
>>your hf radio since you are a renegade
>>hammie or perhaps go play with your freekin
>>frizbee....
>
>
>LOL...when God was handing out brains you thiought he said trains and
>said "I already have a set." That deficit in communication you
suffer
>rakes you like a cancer....little old me merely exploits it.
>
>
>

I never thought Id say this but Twistinuts leave GW alone he is now
under the protection of the akc.

[Twistedhed]

From: (I=A0Am=A0Not=A0George)
>I never thought Id say this but Twistinuts leave
>GW alone he is now under the protection of

>the akc.


LOL.."your" <g> GW needs SOMEthing. Didn't they tell you what happened
on the bowl this AM over Galveston way? They had their lips cut,,and I
wasn't just listening, pal,,,I was whistling dixie gettin' on
down.....don't take my word for it,,ask Black Diamond or nine double O,
.............or even Galveston, if they can admit it.
Nah, your new renegade pal was trying to strut this early AM, but
hunting season began earlier than he expected.

[Twistedhed]

Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions his
way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.

[MrTimNebo]

that pinhead chill factor and the rest of the goons in the dome wish they could
cut this galveston station off................. #82 along with my niebghbors
LD21, 351, Red Barron and a few others are amung the dominant coastal stations
you'll hear cutting off houston texas daily.


>LOL.."your" <g> GW needs SOMEthing. Didn't they tell you what happened
>on the bowl this AM over Galveston way? They had their lips cut,,and I
>wasn't just listening, pal,,,I was whistling dixie gettin' on
>down.....don't take my word for it,,ask Black Diamond or nine double O,
>............or even Galveston, if they can admit it.
>Nah, your new renegade pal was trying to strut this early AM, but
>hunting season began earlier than he expected.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

[gw]

(I Am Not George) wrote in message >...
> (Twistedhed) wrote:
> >>why stir the pot twistinutts dave.....go play with
> >>your hf radio since you are a renegade
> >>hammie or perhaps go play with your freekin
> >>frizbee....
> >
> >
> >LOL...when God was handing out brains you thiought he said trains and
> >said "I already have a set." That deficit in communication you
> suffer
> >rakes you like a cancer....little old me merely exploits it.
> >
> >
> >
>
> I never thought Id say this but Twistinuts leave GW alone he is now
> under the protection of the akc.

that's right george you tell twisti coconutts to leave me the hell
alone and quit picking on me........he should be out flinging his
frisbee or something considering the fact he doesn't have to work with
that ssi check coming in like clockwork every month because one time
he was working and he dropped a hammer on his freekin big toe........

[I Am Not George]

(gw) wrote:
(I Am Not George) wrote in message >...
>> (Twistedhed) wrote:
>> >>why stir the pot twistinutts dave.....go play with
>> >>your hf radio since you are a renegade
>> >>hammie or perhaps go play with your freekin
>> >>frizbee....
>> >
>> >
>> >LOL...when God was handing out brains you thiought he said trains and
>> >said "I already have a set." That deficit in communication you
>> suffer
>> >rakes you like a cancer....little old me merely exploits it.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> I never thought Id say this but Twistinuts leave GW alone he is now
>> under the protection of the akc.
>
>that's right george you tell twisti coconutts to leave me the hell
>alone and quit picking on me........


10-4 GW hold it down to 4 watts and your homies in the akc we got your back.

[gw]

(Twistedhed) wrote in message >...
> Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions his
> way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.

oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a rest already.......

[Steveo]

(gw) wrote:
> (Twistedhed) wrote in message
> >...
> > Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions his
> > way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.
>
> oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a rest already.......
>
What happened gw? You and Twist used to get along.

[gw]

Steveo > wrote in message >...
> (gw) wrote:
> > (Twistedhed) wrote in message
> > >...
> > > Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions his
> > > way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.
> >
> > oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a rest already.......
> >
> What happened gw? You and Twist used to get along.

well if you say so.......i always thought that twisti coconutts dave
was weird and then frankenstein outed him as being a renegade hammie
and freak frisby tosser and i kind of changed my mind on this asshole
from the sand box......besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will be
the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you can
believe dat.!!

[Twistedhed]

(I Am Not George) wrote in message
>...
>that's right george you tell twisti coconutts to

>leave me the hell alone and quit picking on

>me........




That wasn't you who was bleeding yesterday. It was Galveston, but I know
it wasn't Timbo, 'cause everyone woulda been listening to him put
Houston back quiet. Shoot, even today I managed to touch south garden
and the horn. Where were you?



>he should be out flinging his frisbee or

>something considering the fact he doesn't

>have to work




Agreed, as I get paid for play, participating in a sport I love, in
addition to other money-making endeavors that exploit my few talents. I
may not have many talents, but with the talents I hold, I simply excel.
But you shouldn't let that make you so pee-green with envy.



> with that ssi check coming in like clockwork

>every month because one time he was

>working and he dropped a hammer on his

>freekin big toe........




Huh! That would be quite ascertainable if I was the poor ******* you
think I am. And for the record, when I need work with a hammer done, I
hire someone and pay them a good wage to do such,,I'm spraeding the word
among the right folks concerning propagation and their boats,
introducing them to the wonderful world of worldwide dx via the
cb....,,,,Get this, I'm about to grow my own monster in Tampa Bay, but
you don't have to fear him anymore..

[Twistedhed]

From: (Steveo)
(gw) wrote:
(Twistedhed) wrote in message
>...
Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions his
way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.



(oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a
rest already....... )


>What happened gw? You and Twist used to

>get along.


I stepped in his RF playground for children. He took serious offense
when the adults showed up. Now he wants to take his ball and go
home,,,only, the ball is deflated,,,,LOL!

[I Am Not George]

Steveo > wrote in message >...
> (gw) wrote:
> > (Twistedhed) wrote in message
> > >...
> > > Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions his
> > > way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.
> >
> > oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a rest already.......
> >
> What happened gw? You and Twist used to get along.

LOL chalk up one more for the AKC.

[gw]

(Twistedhed) wrote in message >...
> (I Am Not George) wrote in message
> >...
> >that's right george you tell twisti coconutts to
>
> >leave me the hell alone and quit picking on
>
> >me........
>
>
>
>
> That wasn't you who was bleeding yesterday. It was Galveston, but I know
> it wasn't Timbo, 'cause everyone woulda been listening to him put
> Houston back quiet. Shoot, even today I managed to touch south garden
> and the horn. Where were you?
>
>
>
> >he should be out flinging his frisbee or
>
> >something considering the fact he doesn't
>
> >have to work
>
>
>
>
> Agreed, as I get paid for play, participating in a sport I love, in
> addition to other money-making endeavors that exploit my few talents. I
> may not have many talents, but with the talents I hold, I simply excel.
> But you shouldn't let that make you so pee-green with envy.
>
>
>
> > with that ssi check coming in like clockwork
>
> >every month because one time he was
>
> >working and he dropped a hammer on his
>
> >freekin big toe........
>
>
>
>
> Huh! That would be quite ascertainable if I was the poor ******* you
> think I am. And for the record, when I need work with a hammer done, I
> hire someone and pay them a good wage to do such,,I'm spraeding the word
> among the right folks concerning propagation and their boats,
> introducing them to the wonderful world of worldwide dx via the
> cb....,,,,Get this, I'm about to grow my own monster in Tampa Bay, but
> you don't have to fear him anymore..

damn i don't believe that ****.......do you believe that ****
nebo....man i don't believe that ****.........

[Landshark]

"gw" > wrote in message
om...
> Steveo > wrote in message
>...
> > (gw) wrote:
> > > (Twistedhed) wrote in message
> > > >...
> > > > Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions
his
> > > > way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.
> > >
> > > oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a rest
already.......
> > >
> > What happened gw? You and Twist used to get along.
>
> well if you say so.......i always thought that twisti coconutts dave
> was weird and then frankenstein outed him as being a renegade hammie
> and freak frisby tosser and i kind of changed my mind on this asshole
> from the sand box......besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
> fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
> transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will be
> the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you can
> believe dat.!!


What that means Mopar is that he's been
one of those playing both sides of the fence.
Kind of like when Prozac came back on here,
then all of sudden started in on the people he
was friends with, all of the time forging him.

Landshark


--
Hard things are put in our way,
not to stop us, but to call out our
courage and strength.

[I Am Not George]

"Landshark" wrote:
>"gw" > wrote in message
om...
>> Steveo > wrote in message
>...
>> > (gw) wrote:
>> > > (Twistedhed) wrote in message
>> > > >...
>> > > > Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no
conditions
>his
>> > > > way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.
>> > >
>> > > oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a rest
>already.......
>> > >
>> > What happened gw? You and Twist used to get along.
>>
>> well if you say so.......i always thought that twisti coconutts
dave
>> was weird and then frankenstein outed him as being a renegade
hammie
>> and freak frisby tosser and i kind of changed my mind on this
asshole
>> from the sand box......besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
>> fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job
on
>> transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will
be
>> the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you
can
>> believe dat.!!
>
>
> What that means Mopar is that he's been
>one of those playing both sides of the fence.
>Kind of like when Prozac came back on here,
>then all of sudden started in on the people he
>was friends with, all of the time forging him.
>
> Landshark


Just because GW flipped to our side now you are going to accuse him of
forging and trolling. Sounds like sour grapes on your part, so typical
of the crying transsexual Landshark. You lost a man now live with it.

[Steveo]

(gw) wrote:
>besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
> fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
> transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will be
> the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you can
> believe dat.!!
>
You sound like you're full of ****, but how much do they pay their
hired hands?

[Steveo]

"Landshark" > wrote:
> "gw" > wrote in message
> om...
> > Steveo > wrote in message
> >...
> > > (gw) wrote:
> > > > (Twistedhed) wrote in message
> > > > >...
> > > > > Oh yea,,,,,I did hear someone talkin' to Train, but no conditions
> his
> > > > > way. Same for Pit Bull and Ice.
> > > >
> > > > oh you didn't hear **** twisti coconutts...give it a rest
> already.......
> > > >
> > > What happened gw? You and Twist used to get along.
> >
> > well if you say so.......i always thought that twisti coconutts dave
> > was weird and then frankenstein outed him as being a renegade hammie
> > and freak frisby tosser and i kind of changed my mind on this asshole
> > from the sand box......besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
> > fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
> > transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will be
> > the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you can
> > believe dat.!!
>
> What that means Mopar is that he's been
> one of those playing both sides of the fence.
> Kind of like when Prozac came back on here,
> then all of sudden started in on the people he
> was friends with, all of the time forging him.
>
> Landshark
>
What is it with google? I wish they would stop allowing posting.

[gw]

Steveo > wrote in message >...
> (gw) wrote:
> >besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
> > fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
> > transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will be
> > the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you can
> > believe dat.!!
> >
> You sound like you're full of ****, but how much do they pay their
> hired hands?

blow it out your as ole fat boy........AKC4L......and don't you forget
it, you and your puny 3000 mudduck watts
boy.......hardeharharhar.......

[Steveo]

(gw) wrote:
> Steveo > wrote in message
> >...
> > (gw) wrote:
> > >besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
> > > fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
> > > transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will
> > > be the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you
> > > can believe dat.!!
> > >
> > You sound like you're full of ****, but how much do they pay their
> > hired hands?
>
> blow it out your as ole fat boy........AKC4L......and don't you forget
> it, you and your puny 3000 mudduck watts
> boy.......hardeharharhar.......
>
Hey pinhead, remember posting this?

From: pinhead )
Subject: Re: Prozac, Wasn't that you
View: Complete Thread (4 articles)
Original Format
Newsgroups: rec.radio.cb
Date: 2001-06-13 19:17:42 PST


yeh, that's him.......now he's a fink for the man and a member in good
standing of the antikeyclown homo group. don't you just love it when a plan
comes together????,......head out........

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[Steveo]

(gw) wrote:
> Steveo > wrote in message
> >...
> > (gw) wrote:
> > >besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
> > > fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
> > > transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will
> > > be the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you
> > > can believe dat.!!
> > >
> > You sound like you're full of ****, but how much do they pay their
> > hired hands?
>
> blow it out your as ole fat boy........AKC4L......and don't you forget
> it, you and your puny 3000 mudduck watts
> boy.......hardeharharhar.......
>
Hey pinhead, I found your church.

http://www.iskcon.com/worldwide/centres_detail/houston.html

Look familiar!? hardeeharharhar

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[SCI-FI GUY]

On 31 Jan 2004 21:26:13 GMT, Steveo >
wrote:

(gw) wrote:
>> Steveo > wrote in message
>> >...
>> > (gw) wrote:
>> > >besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
>> > > fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
>> > > transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will
>> > > be the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you
>> > > can believe dat.!!
>> > >
>> > You sound like you're full of ****, but how much do they pay their
>> > hired hands?
>>
>> blow it out your as ole fat boy........AKC4L......and don't you forget
>> it, you and your puny 3000 mudduck watts
>> boy.......hardeharharhar.......
>>
>Hey pinhead, remember posting this?
>
>From: pinhead )
>Subject: Re: Prozac, Wasn't that you
>View: Complete Thread (4 articles)
>Original Format
>Newsgroups: rec.radio.cb
>Date: 2001-06-13 19:17:42 PST
>
>
>yeh, that's him.......now he's a fink for the man and a member in good
>standing of the antikeyclown homo group. don't you just love it when a plan
>comes together????,......head out........

Oh boy that is real bad! Turncoats in the big star state????

[WA3MOJ]

In article >, gw says...
>
>Steveo > wrote in message
>...
>> (gw) wrote:
>> >besides being a rec.radio.cb soldier of
>> > fortune, the akc's offered me more money if i would do a hose job on
>> > transshark and twisti coconutts dave..... and my pay of course will be
>> > the holy grail of rec.radio.cb.....do you feel me stevo?? and you can
>> > believe dat.!!
>> >
>> You sound like you're full of ****, but how much do they pay their
>> hired hands?
>
>blow it out your as ole fat boy........AKC4L......and don't you forget
>it, you and your puny 3000 mudduck watts
>boy.......hardeharharhar.......
>
Ill blow you and your ass and give you a dirty sanchez and a blumpkin.
Welcome aboard the akc homo group.

I'm an idiot

[bobo_brazil]

Steveo > wrote in message >...

> Hey pinhead, I found your church.
>
> http://www.iskcon.com/worldwide/centres_detail/houston.html
>
> Look familiar!? hardeeharharhar

Hey mopar drool, here's a pic of your church:
http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=booze+bottle&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26amp%3Brequest Id%3D6d43c18d8e46b85b%26amp%3BclickedItemRank%3D3% 26amp%3BuserQuery%3Dbooze%2Bbottle%26amp%3Bclicked ItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fshop.store.yahoo.com% 252Faustin-ford%252Fegboozebottle.html%26amp%3BinvocationType %3D-%26amp%3BfromPage%3DNSCPTop&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fshop
store.yahoo.com%2Faustin-ford%2Fegboozebottle.html

[bobo_brazil]

Steveo > wrote in message >...
> (gw) wrote:
> > Steveo > wrote in message
> > >...
> > > (gw) wrote:

> > blow it out your as ole fat boy........AKC4L......and don't you forget
> > it, you and your puny 3000 mudduck watts
> > boy.......hardeharharhar.......
> >
> Hey pinhead, I found your church.

You're the only pinhead on usenet.

[Steveo]

(bobo_brazil) wrote:
> Steveo > wrote in message
> >...
> > (gw) wrote:
> > > Steveo > wrote in message
> > > >...
> > > > (gw) wrote:
>
> > > blow it out your as ole fat boy........AKC4L......and don't you
> > > forget it, you and your puny 3000 mudduck watts
> > > boy.......hardeharharhar.......
> > >
> > Hey pinhead, I found your church.
>
> You're the only pinhead on usenet.
>
Wrong again, google****.

http://tinyurl.com/3bx5h

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[Steveo]

(bobo_brazil) wrote:
> Steveo > wrote in message
> >...
>
> > Hey pinhead, I found your church.
> >
> > http://www.iskcon.com/worldwide/centres_detail/houston.html
> >
> > Look familiar!? hardeeharharhar
>
> Hey mopar drool, here's a pic of your church:
> http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=booze+bottle&page=1&off
> set=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26amp%3Brequest Id%3D6d43c18d8e46
> b85b%26amp%3BclickedItemRank%3D3%26amp%3BuserQuery %3Dbooze%2Bbottle%26amp
> %3BclickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fshop.store. yahoo.com%252Faustin-fo
> rd%252Fegboozebottle.html%26amp%3BinvocationType%3 D-%26amp%3BfromPage%3DN
> SCPTop&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fshop
> store.yahoo.com%2Faustin-ford%2Fegboozebottle.html
>
Learn to post a link that doesn't wrap, suicide boy.

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