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Old November 6th 06, 08:57 AM posted to rec.radio.amateur.policy
K4YZ K4YZ is offline
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1) I was draft into the US Army.


Yep. At the age of 7. Waited an extra week to get the base
tailors to get him sized up and fitted, too.

2) I is a member of the Chemcal Cops


No, no, NO! He keeps trying to AVOID the cops for the chemicals
he ingests!

3) The military wont let me retire.


Thank God. Keep him tied up.

4) I dosn't serve under the name 'Mark Morgan but that's okay cuz theFBI,
DOD, and CIA have al todl me I candodit.


But then he insists that he's served in some unit that didn't
exist under that name...Is it just me, or is putzboy really, REALLY
confused...?!?!

5) I is on-the-lam from stalking former marines and fatal
atraction four ex-shemale wife almoney


He's on the lam from Frank Gilliland...?!?!

"former" Marines and "ex" Marines are only created by court
martial and death. I still have a pulse and was never the subject of
ANY level of military punitive action.

Frankie racked up not one but TWO court martials in ONE four year
enlistment!

He can justly claim to be a "former" Marine.

6) I was recenty, paying $5/hr. to acess my ISP


No doubt.

7) I has a 248 IQ, but cant figre out how touse a spel cecker.


AND he went to THREE colleges.

8) I is a bi-sexual Pagan male ham who like to be spanked.


He NEEDS to be spanked! Above the shoulders. Over and over.

9) I can't find any action on the military base in Central IL, so I hav to
ask the peple on th USNET.


Not anymore...Found himself a foreign shemale in Tel Aviv looking
for a green card. I am sure it's a convienient arrangement.

10) I punce


OK.

Steve, K4YZ