Ethical question
 

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

Ethical question
 

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

These aren't your only two options. You could simply let it rip and
proudly accept full responsibility.

Ethical question
 

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

If I am in a store, such as Safeway, I find a lone isle, then let it
rip - sometimes, someone will walk into the isle, as I am exiting, and
I know they get a good whiff, then I laugh.

Ethical question
 

That reminds me of one of my favorite books.... by Ben Franklin, "Fart
Proudly"...
Why do you ask?

On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:12:29 GMT, Slow Code wrote:


If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC
John Ferrell W8CCW

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Are you standing in front of me or behind me?

Slow Code wrote:

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

Ethical question
 

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC
Radio Shack - Loud ripper
Ham Radio Outlet - Hold it in
Fry's Electronics - SBD

Ethical question
 

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?
"Slow Code" wrote in message
ink.net...

Lighting a match would be a blast!

Jack



If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

Ethical question
 

ORIGINAL MESSAGE:

On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:12:29 GMT, Slow Code wrote:



If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

------------ REPLY FOLLOWS ------------

I always take a CB'er with me for just such emergencies.

--
Mr Bill

Ethical question
 

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


Ever wonder how a crowded elevator smells to a midget?

disgusting troll
 

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


you post **** like this and are critize anyone for their concent?

disgusting troll
 

Ethical question
 

On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:12:29 +0000, Slow Code wrote:


If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?

there is no ethics involved here.

now a true ethical question:
can an unlicensed person using radio technology to violate part 15 still
be in violation if he had a ham license (we're talking about using 802.11A
at full power for a 10 mile shot folks!).

disgusting troll
 

wrote in message
ups.com...

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure
the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it
out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


you post **** like this and are critize anyone for their concent?

.....the proper word is "content" you sopping wet trailer-house living
douchebag!

disgusting troll
 

Tharsheblowsboys wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure
the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it
out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


you post **** like this and are critize anyone for their concent?

....the proper word is "content"
sorry I was gaging on it what ever it was

Ethical question
 

Slow Code wrote:

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?

SC

Let it out in morse code! People will look around to
see which radio it's coming from and you'll remain
undetected.

Irv VE6BP
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disgusting troll
 

" wrote:

Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?

you post **** like this and are critize anyone for their concent?

Oh Oh! The newsgroup policeman! Lighten up KB9!

Irv VE6BP
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Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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Irv Finkleman wrote:
Let it out in morse code! People will look around to
see which radio it's coming from and you'll remain
undetected.

Seems anyone who can do it at 1kHz is a tight a$$. :-)
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp

Ethical question
 

"anonymous" wrote in message
can an unlicensed person using radio technology to violate part 15 still
be in violation if he had a ham license (we're talking about using 802.11A
at full power for a 10 mile shot folks!).

I didn't look up any rules or sections of law anywhere, so I guess I'm
answering a question blindly. I'm in Canada, but I felt compelled to answer
even if I misunderstood the question.

I believe that government has written into law that a licensed ham
should only use the power, or enough power required or necessary to
communicate. Ten miles down the road is not a really great distance,
contrary to what some CBers think, so maybe you could still use smoke
signals to communicate unless you are then violating pollution-control laws,
and or harming the tree environment/ecology system of the area by burning
code into the sky.

I think that this part of the law still stands in Canada....that one
should only use enough power to communicate whether it be an emergency or
not.

If I missed your intention by 10 miles, please ignore this post. Thanks,

Jack

disgusting troll
 

Irv Finkleman wrote:
" wrote:
Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?
you post **** like this and are critize anyone for their concent?

Oh Oh! The newsgroup policeman! Lighten up KB9!


I'm with you, Irv.

Phil W7OX

Ethical question
 

Cecil Moore wrote:
Irv Finkleman wrote:
Let it out in morse code! People will look around to
see which radio it's coming from and you'll remain
undetected.

Seems anyone who can do it at 1kHz is a tight a$$. :-)
If that were the case, I would design an olfactory DSP to be worn at all
times in public. IT would be tuned to "rose"

Ethical question
 

John Ferrell wrote in
:

That reminds me of one of my favorite books.... by Ben Franklin, "Fart
Proudly"...
Why do you ask?


To find out who's honest and who's dis-honest, but I didn't find that, I
found innovation. LOL

Those that didn't answer, you need to watch out around them, especially if
your in a crowded radio store, unless it's Radio Shack.



On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:12:29 GMT, Slow Code wrote:


If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure
the pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let
it out and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC
John Ferrell W8CCW

Ethical question
 

In rec.radio.shortwave Slow Code wrote:

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?

The best course is to go stand next to an old lady,
preferably one who looks wealthy. Let fly with your
pressure-release, then turn to the old lady and whisper
loudly, "Look innocent, lady, and everybody will think
that *I* did it!" :-)

Ethical question
 

wrote:
The best course is to go stand next to an old lady,
preferably one who looks wealthy. Let fly with your
pressure-release, then turn to the old lady and whisper
loudly, "Look innocent, lady, and everybody will think
that *I* did it!" :-)

That actually happened in a movie at Texas A&M during
the 1950's.
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp

Ethical question
 

The best course is to go stand next to an old lady,
preferably one who looks wealthy. Let fly with your
pressure-release, then turn to the old lady and whisper
loudly, "Look innocent, lady, and everybody will think
that *I* did it!" :-)

That actually happened in a movie at Texas A&M during
the 1950's.
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp
OK Cecil. I'll bite, since no one else has.
How do you know that happened?

Ethical question
 

Wayne wrote:
OK Cecil. I'll bite, since no one else has.
How do you know that happened?

I was in the movie theater at the time and the
culprit, whom I recognized, lived in the same
dorm as I. I believe the date was late 1956.
--
73, Cecil http://www.qsl.net/w5dxp

Ethical question
 

If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?

The best course is to go stand next to an old lady,
preferably one who looks wealthy. Let fly with your
pressure-release, then turn to the old lady and whisper
loudly, "Look innocent, lady, and everybody will think
that *I* did it!" :-)

Which reminds me of an old limerick:

I sat next to the Duchess at tea,
Which was simply the wrong place to be.
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me!

--
--Myron A. Calhoun, W0PBV.
Five boxes preserve our freedoms: soap, ballot, witness, jury, and cartridge
NRA Life Member and Rifle, Pistol, & Home Firearm Safety Certified Instructor
Certified Instructor for the Kansas Concealed-Carry Handgun license

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Slow Code:kook on parade
 

Slow Code wrote:


I think if you're standing next to farting royalty, you're required to
take the blame.

not in the USA

Slow Code:kook on parade

Sc

Ethical question
 

At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One. Mr.
Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they
board an open, 17th Century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses.

As they ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands
of thousands of cheering Brits lining the streets, all is going well.

But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending,
eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including
Bermuda, Tortola and The Falkland Islands. It shakes the coach. Uncomfortable, but
under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident.

But then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush and explains,
"Mr. President, please accept my regrets.... I'm sure you understand that there are
some things that even a Queen cannot control."

George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't give the
matter another thought ... you know, if you hadn't said something, I would have thought
it was one of the horses."


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Ethical Question
 

Steve wrote:
Slow Code wrote:
If you were in a crowded radio store and had to fart. Would you endure the
pain and hold it in until you were alone, or would you silently let it out
and hope someone else gets blamed for it?


SC

These aren't your only two options. You could simply let it rip and
proudly accept full responsibility.

Some are The-Queen-of-Hearts and
others are simply The-King-of-Farts [.]

The-King-of-Farts would proudly proclaim :
Yeah - I Did That ! and Yes My Name Is STINKY !

Ethical question
 

"an old friend" wrote in
oups.com:


Slow Code wrote:


I think if you're standing next to farting royalty, you're required to
take the blame.

not in the USA



I bet people fart around you and you're so lazy you won't get out of the
stink. But you like stink, don't you.

Ethical question
 

Irv Finkleman wrote in :

At Heathrow Airport, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air
Force One. Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from
Queen Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central
London where they board an open, 17th Century coach hitched to six
magnificent white matching horses.

As they ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving
to the thousands of thousands of cheering Brits lining the streets, all
is going well.

But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,
earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard
in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and The Falkland
Islands. It shakes the coach. Uncomfortable, but under control, the
two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident.

But then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush
and explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets.... I'm sure
you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot
control."

George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please
don't give the matter another thought ... you know, if you hadn't said
something, I would have thought it was one of the horses."


ROFL

That was good.

slow code:kook on parade
 

Slow Code wrote:

slow code:kook on parade