Cecil Moore wrote:

Steve Nosko wrote:

"Duane Allen" wrote:

From cartalk.com
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


If they have too many little 'uns, at meal time they'll have to set up a
feed line.


Unless they just consider them to be parasitic.

I detect an "element" of humor in this thread.

Perhaps the wife's beamwidth was too broad.

--
Jim
N8EE

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"Dave VanHorn" wrote in message
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"Duane Allen" wrote in message
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Mike Luther wrote:

But, as the respected Mother's noted ..

Duane Allen wrote:

From cartalk.com

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Duane
N6JPO

It's still a matter of propagation!

;)

Nicely done.

Unfortunately, they later found out they were oppositely polarized, and
the
husband had been looking up the skirt of a discone down the block.

That bride got herself a great guy! But one guy is usually not as good as two
or three guys.

Jack

The bride had heard of the groom's 1/4-wave driven element and was anxious to
see how it stood up in the wind.

JDer8745 wrote:

The bride had heard of the groom's 1/4-wave driven element and was anxious to
see how it stood up in the wind.

Dissapointingly, it turned out to be a shorted stub!

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Irv Finkleman,
Grampa/Ex-Navy/Old Fart/Ham Radio VE6BP
Calgary, Alberta, Canada

After reading the thread i believe i just discovered who it was that killed
vaudville lol.
Robert
VE3 something or other
"Irv Finkleman" wrote in message
...
JDer8745 wrote:

The bride had heard of the groom's 1/4-wave driven element and was
anxious to
see how it stood up in the wind.

Dissapointingly, it turned out to be a shorted stub!

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Irv Finkleman,
Grampa/Ex-Navy/Old Fart/Ham Radio VE6BP
Calgary, Alberta, Canada

"Dave VanHorn" wrote in message ...

Unfortunately, they later found out they were oppositely polarized, and the
husband had been looking up the skirt of a discone down the block.

Maybe he was a beverage antenna, and the bride only found out about
this after the wedding...

On the other hand, maybe he had cardiod problems...

Ray

I think this couple were mismatched from the very start.

K9CUN