Mark wrote:
Nobody here heard of Muff Diving?

As a joke, I scratched out the word "Scuba" on my
Scuba Diver qualification card and wrote "Muff" over
it. The checkout lady at the Scuba Diving place looked
at it and blew me away when she said, "Care to demonstrate
your technique?"
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73, Cecil http://www,qsl.net/w5dxp