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K7ITM December 16th 04 06:46 PM

Antenna humor
 
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Caveat Lector December 16th 04 08:08 PM






"Fractenna" wrote in message
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


...generated harmonics also!!


But the harmonics turned out to be parasitic elements

Wrapped the harmonics in dipoles ?

:-)

73,
Chip N1IR

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Caveat Lecter



chuck December 16th 04 08:10 PM

It's what happens when one excites an antenna.

Reg Edwards December 16th 04 08:52 PM

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

===============================

What a nice love story! Presumably their genes were TRANSMITTED
beneficially into the next generation.

( Do a Google on Charles Darwin, the greatest ever iconoclast, and the
PROPAGATION of Species.)
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Reg, G4FGQ



Shadow_998 December 16th 04 11:26 PM


"chuck" wrote in message
It's what happens when one excites an antenna.


If there is a parasitic element in close proximity to an excited antenna,
the couple develops a major lobe!

Russ
KG6TDX



Radio Man December 17th 04 04:47 AM

Too much horizontal polarization
"K7ITM" wrote in message
oups.com...
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.




[email protected] December 17th 04 01:25 PM

Radio Man wrote:
Too much horizontal polarization
"K7ITM" wrote in message
oups.com...
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent
.... because the bad elements were attenuated.

KB2AMY


Spam December 17th 04 02:39 PM

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 10:46:03 -0800, K7ITM wrote:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


A perfect match.


Walter Maxwell December 17th 04 03:08 PM

Old hams never die, they just change polarization.

Walt, W2DU


N4LQ December 17th 04 03:46 PM

She was a tri-bander and he felt trapped.

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Steve N4LQ
"Spam" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 10:46:03 -0800, K7ITM wrote:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


A perfect match.




Caveat Lector December 17th 04 04:39 PM






"N4LQ" wrote in message ...
She was a tri-bander and he felt trapped.


So they rotated to a new heading? ?
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Caveat Lecter

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Steve N4LQ
"Spam" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 10:46:03 -0800, K7ITM wrote:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


A perfect match.






JDer8745 December 17th 04 11:57 PM

It'll never last. The bride has already noticed some really great guys all
around her.

Spike December 18th 04 03:33 AM


What did the famous Polish pianist say when he shot
his wife's lover?? (Ans) Dipole



H. Adam Stevens, NQ5H December 18th 04 12:34 PM

Too much food, too much whisky, sure.
But not too much horizontal polarization.
"Radio Man" wrote in message
news:zxtwd.464$tG3.382@trnddc02...
Too much horizontal polarization
"K7ITM" wrote in message
oups.com...
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.






T.M. Sommers December 19th 04 07:47 AM

Radio Man wrote:
"K7ITM" wrote in message
oups.com...

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


Too much horizontal polarization


Or coupled harmonic osculation.



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