Gentle Readers:

The other day, I heard a rather funny song (rap style) extolling the
virtues of the old Johnson Viking transmitters. We're talking about the
units from the 1960's that weigh-in about 75lbs. Anyway, I believe the
title was, "A Woman Needs a Man with a Great Big Johnson." No, I'm not
making-this-up.

If anyone knows of this song or a link thereto; please post so that all
of us can have a laugh.

ColdWarrior