****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 

Wavy G wrote:
They have these little ultraviolet light things that they use to
detect semen. Like, wherever the semen is, it glows. Then they take
a sample, like for "DNA" and stuff. Uh-OH!!!! I better start
cleaning up REAL GOOD before my MOM finds out they have these things
now!

You live with your mom too?

****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 

The results are in...Beavis And Perkoff-Head, you are NOT the father!

Wavy G wrote:
They have these little ultraviolet light things that they use to
detect semen. Like, wherever the semen is, it glows. Then they take
a sample, like for "DNA" and stuff. Uh-OH!!!! I better start
cleaning up REAL GOOD before my MOM finds out they have these things
now!

You live with your mom too?

Yeah, that's why I was saying we should have a camp-out. My mom could
call your mom, or whatever. But just forget it. You had to go and
get all "weird" about it. Just ****ing forget it.

****Something I Found out Watching "The C.S.I."****
 

Wavy G wrote:
The results are in...Beavis And Perkoff-Head, you are NOT the father!

Wavy G wrote:
They have these little ultraviolet light things that they use to
detect semen. Like, wherever the semen is, it glows. Then they take
a sample, like for "DNA" and stuff. Uh-OH!!!! I better start
cleaning up REAL GOOD before my MOM finds out they have these things
now!

You live with your mom too?

Yeah, that's why I was saying we should have a camp-out. My mom could
call your mom, or whatever. But just forget it. You had to go and
get all "weird" about it. Just ****ing forget it.

Freak.