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Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
"Friendly Neighborhood Pollster" wrote in message
44.170... The ballot is filling out nicely. However, Raymond Karczewski is running unopposed for the Stolen Kidney (in a froup full of paranoids, no less) and Tom "Tosser" Bishop is running unopposed for the Sir Robin (in a group where several people are known for running away). I would appreciate it if worthy opponents were found for them by next Sunday. Thanks in advance for your attention to this matter! ANGSTROM AWARD AND MEDAL Dennis B. (accepted) Ed Conrad (accepted) CHERNOBYL PRIZE Raymond Karczewski (accepted) Warhol (accepted) CLEOPATRA AWARD Dr. David Tholen (accepted) Alexa (accepted) DR. POSTMAN'S "STOLEN KIDNEY" AWARD Raymond Karczewski (accepted) ED CONRAD "BRAIN OF STONE" AWARD Dr. David Tholen (accepted) Ben Cramer (needs second) GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION Raymond Karczewski (accepted) Dr. David Tholen (accepted) SIR ROBIN AWARD FOR BRAVERY Tom "Amadeus Jinn" Bishop (accepted) STEVE WINTER MEMORIAL "STEAMING MOUND OF HYPOCRISY" Double-A (accepted) Raymond Karczewski (accepted) TINFOIL STAR AWARD Dr. David Tholen (accepted) Honest John (accepted) Richard Scoville (accepted) THICK AS A BRICK AWARD Dr. David Tholen (accepted) Mark "an old freind" Morgan (needs second) OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE Alexa (accepted) Colonel Jake (accepted) Raymond Karczewski (incumbent) OFFICE OF THE WICKED WITCH PSYLVIA PSULLIVAN (incumbent) Raymond Karczewski (accepted) OFFICES OF KARCZEWSKI, WOLLMANN, & STAPLETON, ATTOURNEYS AT FLAW Double-A (accepted) Richard Scoville (incumbent) I second Mark Morgan for "Thick as a brick" |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
DrDeath wrote: fag snipped **** you DrDoucheBag.................. It's your fault the stupid asshole "KOOKS" are in these groups in the first place. YOU'RE the on who ****ed up rec.radio.cb & rec.radio.amateur.policy when your ass got handed to you, you cried to the mis-fit kook faggots. |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
wrote: DrDeath wrote: fag snipped **** you DrDoucheBag.................. It's your fault the stupid asshole "KOOKS" are in these groups in the first place. YOU'RE the on who ****ed up rec.radio.cb & rec.radio.amateur.policy when your ass got handed to you, you cried to the mis-fit kook faggots. in fairness Wismen cried out the them Dr Death just embarced as if they were indeeds lovers |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:12:49 -0700, an Old friend sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: wrote: DrDeath wrote: fag snipped **** you DrDoucheBag.................. It's your fault the stupid asshole "KOOKS" are in these groups in the first place. YOU'RE the on who ****ed up rec.radio.cb & rec.radio.amateur.policy when your ass got handed to you, you cried to the mis-fit kook faggots. in fairness Wismen cried out the them Dr Death just embarced as if they were indeeds lovers DrDeath is obviously the only sane one in the rec.radio.* froups, given that he perceives that usenet isn't serious business, unlike sex and violence and rock'n'roll. -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! Demon Prince of Absurdity Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed: "You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a cop posing as an underage person online? I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much. Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the public. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats. Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to meet the person, etc. Lost control, didn't you? Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID: |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:12:49 -0700, an Old friend sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: wrote: DrDeath wrote: fag snipped **** you DrDoucheBag.................. It's your fault the stupid asshole "KOOKS" are in these groups in the first place. YOU'RE the on who ****ed up rec.radio.cb & rec.radio.amateur.policy when your ass got handed to you, you cried to the mis-fit kook faggots. in fairness Wismen cried out the them Dr Death just embarced as if they were indeeds lovers DrDeath is obviously the only sane one in the rec.radio.* froups, given that he perceives that usenet isn't serious business, unlike sex and violence and rock'n'roll. that statement proves you a kook |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
"DrDeath" wrote in
: "Friendly Neighborhood Pollster" wrote in message 44.170... snip THICK AS A BRICK AWARD Dr. David Tholen (accepted) Mark "an old freind" Morgan (needs second) snip I second Mark Morgan for "Thick as a brick" Thank you. The nomination has been accepted. -- Friendly Neighborhood Pollster AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:13:58 -0700, an old freind did the cha-cha, and
screamed: Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:12:49 -0700, an Old friend sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: wrote: DrDeath wrote: fag snipped **** you DrDoucheBag.................. It's your fault the stupid asshole "KOOKS" are in these groups in the first place. YOU'RE the on who ****ed up rec.radio.cb & rec.radio.amateur.policy when your ass got handed to you, you cried to the mis-fit kook faggots. in fairness Wismen cried out the them Dr Death just embarced as if they were indeeds lovers DrDeath is obviously the only sane one in the rec.radio.* froups, given that he perceives that usenet isn't serious business, unlike sex and violence and rock'n'roll. that statement proves you a BITCHSLAP I know, I'm a bitch-slap, aren't I? So, you disagree that sex and violence and rock'n'roll are serious business? -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! TM#5 Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition No one expects the Fannish Inquisition! Vote rec.radio.amateur.policy for Busted Urinal in August 2006! Also vote Cletis Perkins for: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Unabomber Surprise Goofy @zzed Babboon Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:13:58 -0700, an old freind did the cha-cha, and screamed: Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:12:49 -0700, an Old friend sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: wrote: DrDeath wrote: fag snipped **** you DrDoucheBag.................. It's your fault the stupid asshole "KOOKS" are in these groups in the first place. YOU'RE the on who ****ed up rec.radio.cb & rec.radio.amateur.policy when your ass got handed to you, you cried to the mis-fit kook faggots. in fairness Wismen cried out the them Dr Death just embarced as if they were indeeds lovers DrDeath is obviously the only sane one in the rec.radio.* froups, given that he perceives that usenet isn't serious business, unlike sex and violence and rock'n'roll. that statement proves you a BITCHSLAP I know, I'm a bitch-slap, aren't I? no you are a kook |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:42:42 -0700, an_old_friend did most oddly state:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:13:58 -0700, an old freind did the cha-cha, and screamed: Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 13:12:49 -0700, an Old friend sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: wrote: DrDeath wrote: fag snipped **** you DrDoucheBag.................. It's your fault the stupid asshole "KOOKS" are in these groups in the first place. YOU'RE the on who ****ed up rec.radio.cb & rec.radio.amateur.policy when your ass got handed to you, you cried to the mis-fit kook faggots. in fairness Wismen cried out the them Dr Death just embarced as if they were indeeds lovers DrDeath is obviously the only sane one in the rec.radio.* froups, given that he perceives that usenet isn't serious business, unlike sex and violence and rock'n'roll. that statement proves you a BITCHSLAP I know, I'm a bitch-slap, aren't I? no you BITCHSLAP Can't use it! -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5 Demon Lord of Confusion Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.* July 2006 Looney Maroon Nomination: http://www.lunarplanner.com/HolyCross.html#Timing Vote Chuck Lysaght for Tar & Feathers! Ballot coming Sept 1st! |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
The God of Odd Statements wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:42:42 -0700, an_old_friend did most oddly state: The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:13:58 -0700, an old freind did the cha-cha, and no you BITCHSLAP Can't use it! why not? you can't stop me kook |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
Declaration of Independence of the 13 united States of America: July 4,
1776 When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and, when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them, and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing, with manly firmness, his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining, in the mean time, exposed to all the dangers of invasions from without and convulsions within. He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands. He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers. He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies, without the consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the military independent of, and superior to, the civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution and unacknowledged by our laws, giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us; For protecting them, by a mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states; For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world; For imposing taxes on us without our consent; For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury; For transporting us beyond seas, to be tried for pretended offenses; For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries, so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these colonies; For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments; For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation, and tyranny already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow-citizens, taken captive on the high seas, to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands. He has excited domestic insurrection among us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes, and conditions. In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms; our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have we been wanting in our attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them, from time to time, of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity; and we have conjured them, by the ties of our common kindred, to disavow these usurpations which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too, have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity which denounces our separation, and hold them as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends. We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name and by the authority of the good people of these colonies solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British crown and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain is, and ought to be, totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor. [Signed by] JOHN HANCOCK [President] New Hampshire JOSIAH BARTLETT, WM. WHIPPLE, MATTHEW THORNTON. Massachusetts Bay SAML. ADAMS, JOHN ADAMS, ROBT. TREAT PAINE, ELBRIDGE GERRY Rhode Island STEP. HOPKINS, WILLIAM ELLERY. Connecticut ROGER SHERMAN, SAM'EL HUNTINGTON, WM. WILLIAMS, OLIVER WOLCOTT. New York WM. FLOYD, PHIL. LIVINGSTON, FRANS. LEWIS, LEWIS MORRIS. New Jersey RICHD. STOCKTON, JNO. WITHERSPOON, FRAS. HOPKINSON, JOHN HART, ABRA. CLARK. Pennsylvania ROBT. MORRIS BENJAMIN RUSH, BENJA. FRANKLIN, JOHN MORTON, GEO. CLYMER, JAS. SMITH, GEO. TAYLOR, JAMES WILSON, GEO. ROSS. Delaware CAESAR RODNEY, GEO. READ, THO. M'KEAN. Maryland SAMUEL CHASE, WM. PACA, THOS. STONE, CHARLES CARROLL of Carrollton. Virginia GEORGE WYTHE, RICHARD HENRY LEE, TH. JEFFERSON, BENJA. HARRISON, THS. NELSON, JR., FRANCIS LIGHTFOOT LEE, CARTER BRAXTON. North Carolina WM. HOOPER, JOSEPH HEWES, JOHN PENN. South Carolina EDWARD RUTLEDGE, THOS. HAYWARD, JUNR., THOMAS LYNCH, JUNR., ARTHUR MIDDLETON. Georgia BUTTON GWINNETT, LYMAN HALL, GEO. WALTON. |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
The God of Odd Statements wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 21:07:43 -0700, an old friend did most oddly state: The God of Odd Statements wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:42:42 -0700, an_old_friend did most oddly state: The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:13:58 -0700, an old freind did the cha-cha, and no you BITCHSLAP Can't use it! why not? BITCHSLAP Because I, your Supreme High Overlord, hath decreed it, for one thing! nope you are just a kook Hence, you are doomed to a life of constant frustration and fulmination. hardly you are just a kook be carefull someoneday you will pay not a threat mind you just reinding you of Karma |
Summer 2006 alt.fan.art-bell awards nominations so far
On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:07:44 -0700, an old friend did most oddly state:
The God of Odd Statements wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 21:07:43 -0700, an old friend did most oddly state: The God of Odd Statements wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 18:42:42 -0700, an_old_friend did most oddly state: The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote: On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:13:58 -0700, an old freind did the cha-cha, and no you BITCHSLAP Can't use it! why not? BITCHSLAP Because I, your Supreme High Overlord, hath decreed it, for one thing! nope BITCHSLAP Yep! Hence, you are doomed to a life of constant frustration and fulmination. hardly BITCHSLAP Yep! -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5 Demon Lord of Confusion Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.* July 2006 Looney Maroon Nomination: http://www.lunarplanner.com/HolyCross.html#Timing Vote Chuck Lysaght for Tar & Feathers! Ballot coming Sept 1st! |
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