Keyclownism
 

Keyclownism is fun to watch. Sociopathic though it may be, it does
afford AKC great amusement. An AKC can say..."Watch this, I'll post
this message and MoparhoLICK will come back with a response."

Surely enough, keyclowns such as MoparhoLICK respond as programmed
100% of the time, demonstrating the total control the AKC has over
them. This is a source of endless amusement to the AKC, as even when
keyclowns are told what is being done to them and for what reason,
they STILL respond as programmed by the AKC.

The AKC see every reason to believe that this will never cease, and
that future generations of keyclowns will also respond as programmed
by future generations of AKC.