Two rednecks, Steveo and Drew Bee, decided that they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

Drew Bee goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math,
history and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Drew Bee.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
weed-whacker?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the
professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever
heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

Drew Bee, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the
hallway where Steveo is still waiting.

"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.

"Math, history and logic," replies Drew Bee.

Steveo says, "What in tarnation is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"

"No."

"You're a queer, ain't ya?"