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I've been a naughty boy, bigbird.
As promised previously on this very newsgroup, I used dirty words and
filthy language on CB while I was up in Toronto yesterday. It is with some regret that I note no mention of my repeated use of the phrase, "goat-felching cum slut" over Toronto's 11m airwaves. This catchy, family-oriented slogan had been tailored specifically for your appreciation and logging activities, bigbird, and mere words are unsuitable for conveying my disappointment at the lack of a QSO, let alone a QSL. My border crossing at Niagara Falls was uneventful. Perhaps Industry Canada was short-staffed this weekend and unable to forward your complaints to the appropriate authorities on either side of the border in a timely manner. Perhaps you were sleeping off the stupor that I imagine one's body would be in after a weekend of sexual debauchery with farmyard poultry and could not contact them. I just don't know. But what is evident, bigbird, is that I remain a scofflaw. A ruffian of radio, the mischievous Marconi of the Citizens' Band. Swooping down upon you from the ionosphere without warning, causing apoplexy when you switch on the radio. And I shall truly remain so, now and evermore. Yours, - J. |
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