COUNSELING 11 METER STYLE
 

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and
drinking beer,
when suddenly Bubba says,
"Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over twelve
months."

Earl pauses, spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,
"Better think it over..women like that are hard to find."