RadioBanter - gw joke for the day

JJ wrote:
Wonder how many here know what a aggie is gw?

One aggie girl talking to another aggie girl, and she says, "I am
pregnant and I am thinking about putting the baby up for adoption."
The other ask, "why would you do that?"
First girl, "because I am not sure it is mine."

gw wrote:

two aggie girls are pulled over by the dps..........one of the dps
troopers approaches the car and unzips his fly.........one aggie girl
says to her friend......."damn......looks like we have to take another
breathalyzer test".......................

was going to say in what state then realized they are all the same...