AKC is entertained
 

Just wanted to thank you keykweenz for all the fun you have given your
Owners and Masters, the AKC.

You gaping and flaming keykweenz have amused us well.

You will continue to amuse us, you can't help yourselves. We order and
you are compelled to obey.

Signed,

Your Masters and Qwners

The AKC