Greetings to all, please have a look, if it interests you to take part in an
experiment with Electric Thruster Ion Plasma Engine tests onboard the Space
Station.
The engine causes a VHF radio blackout on Earth and your help is need as
part of ground receiving network to map the extent of the effect.
Please go to
http://www.qsl.net/vk3ukf/etshoadowozindexqsl.html

There are links to more information at the Russian site.
You don't have to be an amateur radio operator, schools and S.W.L.'s are
also welcome.
Cheers, Kevin VK3UKF

What is this? The link takes you to:
http://www.qsl.net/vk3ukf/etshoadowozindexqsl.html
and doesn't do anything in my disabled newsgroup browser.


HTML
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TITLE 404 File Not Found /TITLE
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BODY bgColor=#000000 text=#ffffff
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TR valign="center"
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script language="Javascript"

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"Even tried multi.",
"Nothing helped.",
"I'm really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"OK... I know you are a friend of K3TKJ's",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two measley weeks,",
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"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
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"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
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"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
"I'm so depressed...... BUT!",
"Before you go can you do Al a BIG favor?",
"See the Link at the bottom of this page?",
"Click on a sponsor's page...please?",
"They will pay us if you view their page's",
"The money pays for this server!!...",
"Is that a good deal or what?",
"Whew I feel better already",
"Click it Now!"
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a href="/404Error10186.html"CLICK HERE
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Radioman wrote in message ...
What is this?


Someone trying to run before they can walk.
Maybe their browser was extremely lax on rules, but there are basic errors
in the HTML which make it fail.

But, the script is quite good - and funny. The link is his "sponsor", as
the text box should have pointed out if the HTML was correct.

Anyhow, copy the following into a text editor, save it as a .html file, open
it your browser - and watch.
===

html
head
title 404 File Not Found /title

script language="Javascript"

!--
var tl=new Array(

"The requested document does not exist.",
"Even tried multi.",
"Nothing helped.",
"I'm really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"OK... I know you are a friend of K3TKJ's",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two measley weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
"I'm so depressed...... BUT!",
"Before you go can you do Al a BIG favor?",
"See the Link at the bottom of this page?",
"Click on a sponsor's page...please?",
"They will pay us if you view their page's",
"The money pays for this server!!...",
"Is that a good deal or what?",
"Whew I feel better already",
"Click it Now!"
);
var speed=60;
var index=0;
var text_pos=0;
var str_length=tl[0].length;
var contents, row;

function type_text()
{
contents='';
row=Math.max(0,index-7);
while(rowindex)
contents += tl[row++] + '\r\n';
document.forms[0].elements[0].value = contents +
tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "_";
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}
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/head
body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000" onLoad="type_text()"

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tr
td align="center"
h2 align="center"Error 404 Requested Web Page Not Found/h2
center
form
textarea rows="8" cols="60" wrap="soft"/textarea
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/center
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/tr
tr valign="bottom"
td align="left"
p
p
p
a href="/404Error10186.html"CLICK HERE
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/tr
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/body
/html


=== END OF HTML PAGE


Regards,

Peter.