Unfortunately I lack the ability to perceive radio waves directly, and
investing in RDF equipment to locate him would not be practical, nor
would knocking on several hundred prospective doors and asking if they're
broadcasting with excessive power.

Other than that, I agree with your basic sentiment.

Inverse square law says he's close to you, and should have a rather visible
antenna.

Chances are that he lives close, like within a couple hundred feet. If he
causes
interference to a cheap portable radio, you can listen while walking up
and down
the street, then look for an antenna. If that doesn't work, get in contact
with
a local ham club. Someone there will probably be willing to pinpoint the
jerk.


Indeed. Walk the block, find out where the interference fades in each
direction, and your new friend will probably be smack in the middle of those
points.

Local ham club will have better means, but it sounds like this guy won't be
hard to peg.

"mrbrew" wrote in message
...
Does anyone besides me remember Pres. Clinton signing the bill that
transfered authority to the local police to enforce the cb rules and
regulations?

Localities are allowed to enact local regs, and enforce them, as long as
they are not more strict than the FCC regs. Hams are notably exempt.
However, they have to have local regs in place first.


Nuisance might work, contact the cops on Thursday night, they'll likely be
busy Fri and Sat, with the weekend traffic.

A well-placed pin in the coax will solve this problem immediately.

Quick, inexpensive, and effective. If done properly, nearly impossible to
detect.

Who can take a hard dick
Suck out all the goo
Stuff his nose up a butt crack
And rim it real good too

Twistedhed

Oh Twistedhed does

Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good

Who can bend it over
And beg for throbbing dick
And when he's finished gettin' pumped
Turn around and lick a prick

Twistedhed

Oh Twistedhed does

Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good

Twistedhed thinks
Faggot keyclown twinks
Are satisfiyng and delicious
Talk about his childhood wishes
He really blows those faggot bitches

Who can hit a truckstop
Announce that he'll be reamed
Collect ten bucks a trucker
And then suck up all the cream

Twistedhed

Twistedhed does

Twistedhed does cuz he mixes jizz with spit
And thinks it tastes real good


Twistedhed thinks
Faggot keyclown twinks
Are satisfiyng and delicious
Talk about his childhood wishes
He really blows those faggot bitches

Sorry Sammy...we could not resist...








Methuselah Jones wrote in message .97.132...
Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of
Randy of rec.radio.cb make plain:

Please, no one take this jackass seriously!

I wasn't planning to.

I must agree I have done this once or twice. Also tying a cable to the tower
or mast and to the bad CBers car bumper. One I have heard of but not tried
is a syringe of liquid mercury injected into the coax.

"SouthDakotaRadio" wrote in message
...
A well-placed pin in the coax will solve this problem immediately.

Quick, inexpensive, and effective. If done properly, nearly impossible to
detect.

"WG" wrote:
I must agree I have done this once or twice. Also tying a
cable to the tower
or mast and to the bad CBers car bumper.
One I have heard of but not tried
is a syringe of liquid mercury injected into the coax.

Sounds like you've injected liquid mercury into your brain.....