A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw
reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your pwobrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not
haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass



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