This test is for ham radio operators
 

1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

7. Are you overweight ?________

8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting topics
on ham radio?_______________

13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________



How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.

SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you



then post it on a relevant ng...

Lancer wrote:
On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 17:40:40 GMT, jim wrote:



SouthDakotaRadio wrote:

1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you



then post it on a relevant ng...


He's a troll thats known for his lack of intelligence and common
sense.

disagree to a point. they are good questions pointed at the wrong group.

SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________
Occasionally, but not often.

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

Nope.
3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

Not at all.
4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

Nope.
5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

Yes, to pass traffic.
6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

No.
7. Are you overweight ?________

Slightly, but most people in their mid-30's in my line of work are.
Has nothing to do with being a HAM.
8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

No.
9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

No.
10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

No.
11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No.
12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting topics
on ham radio?_______________

No, but it's not generally a bad idea.
13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

Nope.


How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?
Absolutely.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.

Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

"sideband" wrote in message
y.com...


SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________
Occasionally, but not often.

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

Nope.
3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

Not at all.
4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

Nope.
5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

Yes, to pass traffic.
6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

No.
7. Are you overweight ?________

Slightly, but most people in their mid-30's in my line of work are.
Has nothing to do with being a HAM.
8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

No.
9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

No.
10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

No.
11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out
a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No.
12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting
topics
on ham radio?_______________

No, but it's not generally a bad idea.
13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

Nope.


How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?
Absolutely.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.





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SouthDakotaRadio wrote:
1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________


Yup. Old habits die hard.


2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________
Nope.


3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______


Not when speaking local.


4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

No.

5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

No.


6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

Yes.


7. Are you overweight ?________

175 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Two waist sizes larger than high school. Although on occasion, I have
been known to bloat up to a disgusting 185.


8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________


No.


9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________


What's a repeater?

10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

Children keep us young.

11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out
a general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

No. I send out a thank you to whoever is deserving.


12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting
topics on ham radio?_______________


Not at all. I think some of the banter successfullly stimulates thought
processes that arrive at concepts and ideas that would otherwise never
be considered.


13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________

I didn't even know what that meant until that Finnish hammie freak who
preferred to spell his name like a chick brought it to the group.


How to Sco
Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?

That has been the paining question of some of our
more,,,,uh,,inquisitive followers. They are unable to agree on a
consensus after all these years.

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or
ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name into QST as a Silent
Key.

"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark


--
Courage is what it takes to stand up
and speak; courage is also what it
takes to sit down and listen.

"Landshark" wrote:
"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark

With a Rebel yell!

"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Landshark" wrote:
"Steveo" wrote in message
...
"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark

With a Rebel yell!

Yup. I heard the movie re-make of
the Dukes of hazard won't have the
rebel flag on the General, not politically
correct. Bunch of crap if you ask me.

Landshark


--
The world is good-natured to people
who are good natured.

"Landshark" wrote in message
. com...
Yup. I heard the movie re-make of
the Dukes of hazard won't have the
rebel flag on the General, not politically
correct. Bunch of crap if you ask me.

Landshark


--
The world is good-natured to people
who are good natured.


And, for those who are interested in the *ultimate* in political
correctness, check this out:
http://home.frontiernet.net/newsdeta...=3&id=48909425

Great country we live in, huh?

Now, please excuse me whilst I find a barf bag. I think I need one.

Best regards from Rochester, NY
Jim



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Yeah Bubba!

"Steveo" wrote in message
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"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:
Kind of like the test for being a redneck.

Rednecks rule.




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"Twistedhed" wrote in message
...
"Landshark" wrote in message
. com...
Yup. I heard the movie re-make of
the Dukes of hazard won't have the
rebel flag on the General, not politically correct. Bunch of crap if you
ask me.
Landshark

Next thing you know, Daisy will be wearing long baggy jeans, and Boss Hogg
will be a skinny russian guy!

Too many Billy Idol songs, dood...

BTW, what channel you inhabit at home, anyway? I get thru Medina all
the time and never hear anyone on 19 or 7.

-SSB

Steveo wrote:
"Landshark" wrote:

"Steveo" wrote in message
...

"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:

Kind of like the test for being a redneck.


Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark


With a Rebel yell!

sideband wrote:
Too many Billy Idol songs, dood...

He didn't invent that yell..he's a loser.

BTW, what channel you inhabit at home, anyway? I get thru Medina all
the time and never hear anyone on 19 or 7.

-SSB

I'm almost never on AM, try 27.385 lsb.

Steveo wrote:
"Landshark" wrote:

"Steveo" wrote in message
...

"Kevin Muenzler, WB5RUE" wrote:

Kind of like the test for being a redneck.


Rednecks rule.

Nothing wrong with a Redneck rampage
now & then.

Landshark


With a Rebel yell!