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Keyclowns are AKC property April 14th 04 08:01 PM

A nice little song about Mopedophile
 
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...


In Medina County in the town of Hinckley

There's a faggot keyclown who craves hard pee-pee

His joint starts jumpin' every night when his lips go down

He's got blowjobs and rimjobs, handjobs and dope

That's where all the keyclown folk go

To butt**** boogie....

He gives great head jobs, he sucks hard for his money

When it's quittin' time he leaves the lot runnin'

He fires up his moped bike and lets the gerbils run

He goes puttin' out of the truckstop

To that hideaway stuck out in the woods

To do the butt**** boogie...

Yeahhhh...nose to ass he's lowclass, just watch that faggot go butt****in'

Moped, givin' head, Nebo meet him out back, yer gonna butt****

Whoa, git down, turn around, fag keyclown, butt**** boogie...

STUPIDASSED REDNECK SOUNDING PIANO AND VIOLIN BRIDGE
PROBABLY PLAYED BY A ROTTEN TOOTHED INBRED

The gay pimp said "Hey Mope, what'll it be?"

"I want a shot of ChukkeeSukkee there, slobberin' at me!"

The pool table's bein' used

For gay sex hotter than the 4th of July

I see assclown keyclowns, all sissies and fags

All out making it shake

Doin' the Butt**** boogie...


Yeahhhh...nose to ass he's lowclass, just watch that faggot go butt****in'

Moped, givin' head, Nebo meet him out back, yer gonna butt****

Whoa, git down, turn around, fag keyclown, butt**** boogie...


Gay sex, black white or mex, watch them keyclowns go butt****in'

Moped, givin' head, Nebo meet him out back, yer gonna butt****

Whoa, git down, turn around, fag keyclown, butt**** boogie...


I said...gay keyclown, Mope goes down, turn around, butt**** boogie

Steveo April 14th 04 11:45 PM

(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...

I'm gonna make you sing that to my face. I'll keep you in
3/4 time too.

Fun is coming up.

Keyclowns are AKC property April 15th 04 12:04 PM

Steveo wrote in message ...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...

I'm gonna make you sing that to my face. I'll keep you in
3/4 time too.

Fun is coming up.


Your ass sucks canal water and your mouth sucks dick. You are lucky he
didn't dust your ass. That was a 12 ga. BB gun, ****meat. The only
thing you will do is cry to be spared, so you better stop and think.
Of course that requires something you have none of, faggot man: A
brain.

Steveo April 15th 04 03:23 PM

(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
Steveo wrote in message
...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...

I'm gonna make you sing that to my face. I'll keep you in
3/4 time too.

Fun is coming up.


Your ass sucks canal water and your mouth sucks dick. You are lucky he
didn't dust your ass. That was a 12 ga. BB gun, ****meat. The only
thing you will do is cry to be spared, so you better stop and think.
Of course that requires something you have none of, faggot man: A
brain.

Care to say that to my face? You're gonna get the chance soon, fatboy.

I Am Not George April 15th 04 05:44 PM

Steveo wrote in message ...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
Steveo wrote in message
...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...

I'm gonna make you sing that to my face. I'll keep you in
3/4 time too.

Fun is coming up.


Your ass sucks canal water and your mouth sucks dick. You are lucky

he
didn't dust your ass. That was a 12 ga. BB gun, ****meat. The only
thing you will do is cry to be spared, so you better stop and

think.
Of course that requires something you have none of, faggot man: A
brain.

Care to say that to my face? You're gonna get the chance soon,

fatboy.

Mopeebleholic are you going to pull a pearl harbor on Doug this
weekend? If so at least get bail money lined up unless you enjoy a
jail cell ..hm, maybe thats you're plan, you really want to get into a
man-man relationship and prison is the only way you know.

N8WWM April 16th 04 04:22 PM

In article , Steveo says...

(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
Steveo wrote in message
...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...

I'm gonna make you sing that to my face. I'll keep you in
3/4 time too.

Fun is coming up.


Your ass sucks canal water and your mouth sucks dick. You are lucky he
didn't dust your ass. That was a 12 ga. BB gun, ****meat. The only
thing you will do is cry to be spared, so you better stop and think.
Of course that requires something you have none of, faggot man: A
brain.

Care to say that to my face? You're gonna get the chance soon, fatboy.


I'm afraid of you, please don't come around anymore.


N8WWM April 16th 04 04:24 PM

In article , I Am Not George
says...

Steveo wrote in message
...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
Steveo wrote in message
...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...

I'm gonna make you sing that to my face. I'll keep you in
3/4 time too.

Fun is coming up.

Your ass sucks canal water and your mouth sucks dick. You are lucky

he
didn't dust your ass. That was a 12 ga. BB gun, ****meat. The only
thing you will do is cry to be spared, so you better stop and

think.
Of course that requires something you have none of, faggot man: A
brain.

Care to say that to my face? You're gonna get the chance soon,

fatboy.

Mopeebleholic are you going to pull a pearl harbor on Doug this
weekend? If so at least get bail money lined up unless you enjoy a
jail cell ..hm, maybe thats you're plan, you really want to get into a
man-man relationship and prison is the only way you know.

I'm afraid of steveo please don't get him ****ed at me again.


N8WWM April 16th 04 04:31 PM

i sure hope steveo dont come over my house again. he scared the crap out of me
the last time.

In article , Keyclowns are AKC
property says...

Steveo wrote in message
...
(Keyclowns are AKC property) wrote:
With apologies to Brooks and Dunn...ours is funnier...

I'm gonna make you sing that to my face. I'll keep you in
3/4 time too.

Fun is coming up.


Your ass sucks canal water and your mouth sucks dick. You are lucky he
didn't dust your ass. That was a 12 ga. BB gun, ****meat. The only
thing you will do is cry to be spared, so you better stop and think.
Of course that requires something you have none of, faggot man: A
brain.



Road Warrior April 16th 04 11:46 PM

N8WWM wrote:
i sure hope steveo dont come over my house again. he scared the crap
out of me the last time.


Put the butt plug back up your ass and you will be 100% full of **** again
in no time.


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