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AKC Master Control April 28th 04 05:32 PM

Minutes AKC meeting
 
April 24,2004
The 12th Air Command 254 S. 12th St.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bar door swings open; George walks in wearing his tightest leather pants.

Frank: Hi George! How is it hanging!

George: Pretty good, check it out.
(George drops his pants, revealing his pink g-string)

Frank: Not bad big guy. I get to see more later, right?

George: You will have to ask I Am Not George, I promised him first crack at
it.
Is that a new tattoo on our arm?

Frank: Yes, just got it last week.
(Franks rolls his sleeve the rest of the way up to reveal a
swastika)

George: Why did you get that?

Frank: I am tired of people thinking I am a wimp, call it intimidation.

George: Did you stop buy and pick up the Videos for the get together
tonight?

Frank: I picked up Dougs favorite, deep anal slam.

George: Speaking of Doug, he was supposed to be here.

Frank: He called me earlier, he had to go to some kind of parole hearing.

George: I told him not to involved with women, we could treat him better
than any women ever thought of doing.

Frank: Hey look, I Am Not George just walked in.

George: I just love it when he wears his bare midriff shirt.

I Am Not George: Hi guys, whats up?

Frank: Waiting for you and Doug.

I Am Not George: He was just driving in the parking lot when I came in.

Doug: Hi Guys, I finally made it.

George: How did your hearing go?

Doug: Bad, they actually expect you take care of your kids and support them.

I Am Not George: See, we told you about women.

Doug: I know, I know. I'm done with them.

George: What's in the bag?

Doug: I was hungry, stopped of at Coney express and picked up a "dog"
(Doug opens the bag and pulls out a foot long hot dog, which
falls on the floor and rolls
under the table)

George: It's mine, I saw it first
(George and I Am Not George start wrestling for it, I Am Not
George trying to bite it, George trying to
stick it up his butt)

I Am Not George: NO, It's mine.

Doug: Here, cut it in half, then you will both be happy.

Frank: I can't believe you two, it's all covered with dirt.

George: Reminds me of the time Doug and I went to the beach.

Doug: Yeah, I remember that time, took me a week to heal up.

I Am Not George: Doug, what's the deal with that picture that Steve took of
you?
You looked terrible, did you just roll out
of bed?

Doug: No, I was in the middle of something.

George: Middle of what?

Doug: Jamming a repeater. Guess that will teach them to make fun of me
because of my no-code status.

Frank: Don't you ever learn? You have already been spanked for that.

Doug: Speaking of spanking, are we ready to leave yet? George's G-string is
really turning me on.

I Am Not George: Think his is cute, check this out.
(Drops pants to reveal an "elephant trunk"
G-string.

Doug: My God! Lets go, elephants do like nuts don't they?
(Doug Giggles and heads for the door)

I Am Not George, George and Frank follow him out the door.


(END SCENE ONE)








AKC KennelMaster April 29th 04 12:07 AM


"Concerned Citizen" wrote in message
...

Pretty Good Randy.


Not this time, Geo. But, it is funny as hell.



Steveo April 29th 04 01:41 AM

DOH! That **** is funny!! sorry Frank

Read that you panty waist ****s..dogie-n-geo tards
..
..

"AKC Master Control" wrote:
April 24,2004
The 12th Air Command 254 S. 12th St.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bar door swings open; George walks in wearing his tightest leather pants.

Frank: Hi George! How is it hanging!

George: Pretty good, check it out.
(George drops his pants, revealing his pink g-string)

Frank: Not bad big guy. I get to see more later, right?

George: You will have to ask I Am Not George, I promised him first crack
at
it.
Is that a new tattoo on our arm?

Frank: Yes, just got it last week.
(Franks rolls his sleeve the rest of the way up to reveal a
swastika)

George: Why did you get that?

Frank: I am tired of people thinking I am a wimp, call it intimidation.

George: Did you stop buy and pick up the Videos for the get together
tonight?

Frank: I picked up Dougs favorite, deep anal slam.

George: Speaking of Doug, he was supposed to be here.

Frank: He called me earlier, he had to go to some kind of parole hearing.

George: I told him not to involved with women, we could treat him better
than any women ever thought of doing.

Frank: Hey look, I Am Not George just walked in.

George: I just love it when he wears his bare midriff shirt.

I Am Not George: Hi guys, whats up?

Frank: Waiting for you and Doug.

I Am Not George: He was just driving in the parking lot when I came in.

Doug: Hi Guys, I finally made it.

George: How did your hearing go?

Doug: Bad, they actually expect you take care of your kids and support
them.

I Am Not George: See, we told you about women.

Doug: I know, I know. I'm done with them.

George: What's in the bag?

Doug: I was hungry, stopped of at Coney express and picked up a "dog"
(Doug opens the bag and pulls out a foot long hot dog, which
falls on the floor and rolls
under the table)

George: It's mine, I saw it first
(George and I Am Not George start wrestling for it, I Am
Not George trying to bite it, George trying to
stick it up his butt)

I Am Not George: NO, It's mine.

Doug: Here, cut it in half, then you will both be happy.

Frank: I can't believe you two, it's all covered with dirt.

George: Reminds me of the time Doug and I went to the beach.

Doug: Yeah, I remember that time, took me a week to heal up.

I Am Not George: Doug, what's the deal with that picture that Steve took
of you?
You looked terrible, did you just roll
out of bed?

Doug: No, I was in the middle of something.

George: Middle of what?

Doug: Jamming a repeater. Guess that will teach them to make fun of me
because of my no-code status.

Frank: Don't you ever learn? You have already been spanked for that.

Doug: Speaking of spanking, are we ready to leave yet? George's G-string
is
really turning me on.

I Am Not George: Think his is cute, check this out.
(Drops pants to reveal an "elephant
trunk" G-string.

Doug: My God! Lets go, elephants do like nuts don't they?
(Doug Giggles and heads for the door)

I Am Not George, George and Frank follow him out the door.

(END SCENE ONE)


I Am Not George April 29th 04 04:09 AM

"AKC Master Control" wrote in message ews.com

deep anal slam


lol you keyclowns have mens ass on the brain

Steveo April 29th 04 04:14 AM

(I Am Not George) wrote:
"AKC Master Control" wrote in message
news.com
deep anal slam


lol you keyclowns have mens ass on the brain

Ever see a walking asshole? Behold:

http://us.share.geocities.com/picsrf...gly-dogie2.bmp

--
I won't retire, but I might retread.

Landshark April 29th 04 02:45 PM


"Rod Quiffer" wrote in message
...
That is fine to send to comcast landshark, But rest assured copies of
your posts admitting to forgery of wa3moj,


How could that be? Your not him? You said that
wasn't your aol account, but yet when I was using it as a screen nic
to prevent Spam, I was warned by SBC it was a valid users account.

your admittance of how you
lied to your isp regarding that,


See above, already warned that I used "YOUR" aol account.

your constant harrasment of me,


Really? You mean posting that you had an aol account, reposting
that Dick McCollum said you were wa3moj, that's harassment?
LOL!!

the repost of google, the repost of my nics,


That will be a good one. Sirs, I have used thousands of
screen nics to by pass filters and this person has reposted
them to warn people about my use of screen nics to by pass
filters.

the repost of the lehigh valley info,


What? You mean how one can call, write or go to most any
county entity and request property information? You don't
live there remember? I have that post to refute that, hell you
even just made that statement to Mopar.

your Frenchy Posts,


Ah yes, the one post I made from that account .................... Test.
That will surly win you favor with them.

Yes it will be proven that you have certainly
harrassed me, so please send your letters, I have 5 yrs worth of
ammunition agaisnt you.


Consider it done. All you have to do is stay with "ONE" screen
nic, make all the foul language, vulgar, racist, anti Semitic posts
you want, you will be in my fill file. If other want to report you
to Comcast, so be it. I won't if you stuck with "ONE" screen
nic.

Landshark

Another for the file...................





"Landshark" wrote in
om:




LOL!!! I haven't talked about you or towards you,
but yet you are so enamored with me you try to harrass
me.
I ask again, STOP changing your screen nic to by pass
filters. I do not wish to see your foul, vulgar language posts.

If you are tired of this person using his account to
troll, by pass filters to harrass, post vulgar language,
racist, anti Jewish comments, please forward all posts,
including headers to:

To whom it may concern,
I and I'm sure numerous others have complained about
this individual, with his constant harassing, foul language,
false accusations and off topic posts and now his comments
about the Jewish religion. Now you might say kill file him,
you can't! He is always changing his screen address to purposely
by pass kill file filters, as is evident with the proof I am
including. I have asked him very very politely to please stop changing
his screen nic, but to no avail.
This person has changed his screen address some in just the
past month alone, how much more evidence do you need for
this to stop?
I ask that you have this person refrain from doing these things,
they are a clear violation of your Terms of Service agreement
and as such, he's obligated, as I am to follow them.







Twistedhed April 29th 04 07:45 PM

From: (Steveo)
DOH! That **** is funny!! sorry Frank

_
Heheh,,,lest we forget, Frank defended this waste of human life
vehemntly on many, many occasions. It is only recently he distanced
himself from posting "AKC" in all his posts and from N8WWM. The archives
are full of his unprovoked malicious attacks, just like Dogie, on many
good posters that used to post on a regular basis. Frank has always been
part of the problem.



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