CB Linear Won't Fit Into My Ass
 

Hey Road Warrior, I mean Dr. Death (sorry I forgot you were hiding that)
your advice is needed once again. As you know I am a panty-wearing
sissydope who mows lawns and hides his identity from hams because he is
ashamed. My new Varmint CB linear won't go more than a few inches into my
anus even with lots of lube. Can you come over and help?

Steveo,

"moparholic" wrote in message
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Hey Road Warrior, I mean Dr. Death (sorry I forgot you were hiding that)
your advice is needed once again. As you know I am a panty-wearing
sissydope who mows lawns and hides his identity from hams because he is
ashamed. My new Varmint CB linear won't go more than a few inches into my
anus even with lots of lube. Can you come over and help?

No thanx Dougay, maybe chuckles or bi-curious george will help.

"moparholic" wrote in message
lkaboutradio.com...
Hey Road Warrior, I mean Dr. Death (sorry I forgot you were hiding that)
your advice is needed once again. As you know I am a panty-wearing
sissydope who mows lawns and hides his identity from hams because he is
ashamed. My new Varmint CB linear won't go more than a few inches into my
anus even with lots of lube. Can you come over and help?

Hey Dougay. You still got that skullcracka for sale?

Hey Dougay. You still got that skullcracka for sale?

I don't know who Dougay is. My name is Steve, I am in Ohio, and everyone
in the NG knows who I am, except for the hams I stalk at their homes.

"moparholic" wrote in message
lkaboutradio.com...
Hey Road Warrior, I mean Dr. Death (sorry I forgot you were hiding that)
your advice is needed once again. As you know I am a panty-wearing
sissydope who mows lawns and hides his identity from hams because he is
ashamed. My new Varmint CB linear won't go more than a few inches into my
anus even with lots of lube. Can you come over and help?

Steveo,


My skanky old lady (KC8QJP) aka Crisco Kathy helps me stuff things up my
ass. You'd be surprised how far I stuck a D-104 in one time after she
slathered it up with Crisco.

My kids don't like Kathy Lee much, but **** them.

"moparholic" wrote in message
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Hey Dougay. You still got that skullcracka for sale?

I don't know who Dougay is. My name is Steve, I am in Ohio, and everyone
in the NG knows who I am, except for the hams I stalk at their homes.


Hey I'm in Ohio too! I give head at on Stark ave in Toledo or at my
home..walk ins are welcome!

DOUGLAS W ADAIR
504 EUCLID AVE
TOLEDO OH 43605
USA

Stop by anytime!

"moparholic" wrote in message
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Hey Dougay. You still got that skullcracka for sale?

I don't know who Dougay is. My name is Steve, I am in Ohio, and everyone
in the NG knows who I am, except for the hams I stalk at their homes.


And it's killin em!

"U Know Who" wrote

"moparholic" wrote in message
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Hey Dougay. You still got that skullcracka for sale?

I don't know who Dougay is. My name is Steve,
I am in Ohio, and everyone
in the NG knows who I am,
except for the hams I stalk at their homes.


And it's killin em!

I dont think so. Doug has told me many times that me showing up at
people's homes is just proof of my frustration and my powerlessness at the
hands of the AKC. I think he is right. Can you imagine how ****ed off and
bothered I'd have to be to actually drive to someones house and threaten
them? Doug has really gotten under my skin. AKC this. AKC that. I may just
go bananas again and hop in my car with a digital camera and a bunch of
hams callsigns and QRZ addresses.

Steveo,

Riiiiight... Drop on by here, just so I can take your picture on my
property, Doug/George/Dwight/Fred/Grover/Bert/Ernie/Elmo or whoever
you are.

-SSB

moparholic wrote:

"U Know Who" wrote

"moparholic" wrote in message
news:d564dd676f869dba1d9f8c500b420be9@localhost. talkaboutradio.com...

Hey Dougay. You still got that skullcracka for sale?

I don't know who Dougay is. My name is Steve,
I am in Ohio, and everyone
in the NG knows who I am,
except for the hams I stalk at their homes.


And it's killin em!


I dont think so. Doug has told me many times that me showing up at
people's homes is just proof of my frustration and my powerlessness at the
hands of the AKC. I think he is right. Can you imagine how ****ed off and
bothered I'd have to be to actually drive to someones house and threaten
them? Doug has really gotten under my skin. AKC this. AKC that. I may just
go bananas again and hop in my car with a digital camera and a bunch of
hams callsigns and QRZ addresses.

Steveo,

sideband wrote

Riiiiight... Drop on by here, just so I can take your picture on my
property

No you're confused. It's ME, STEVEO, I am the one who takes the pictures.
Not you, or Doug, or George. But the following conditions must be met
first:

1. Is there a corner I can hide behind like at Leland's house while I take
pics?

2. You can't be home when I show up. I don't like it when hams are home.
That time in Toledo I made a big mistake. I really thought no one would be
home. Wow, was I ever scared, I barely got out alive. You should have seen
me peel out with that rental car!

3. If I get arrested call Twistedhed, he is my lawyer.

Steveo,