OT- The Five Iron
 

Subject: Fw: The five iron

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around noticed that one of the cows had something white at
its rear end."

"I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!".

"I don't remember much after that."