Twithed whined effeminately:

"Now, if you can read between the lines, and can manage
to stop working personal issues into your threads, I will do the same.
Can you please stop injecting irrelvant bull**** into the thread?
Please?"

His Masters reply now:

Thank you for showing your abject obedience to the AKC in jumping up
and down like a kid who has candy taken away. We know all of your posts
are dedicated to that, and it is a subject of much humor to us.