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Let's all use FM from 28.000to29.000Mhz

C'mon all you CB radio operators start using FM on the bottom 10 meter
band and REALLY make those hams mad and upset. Lets show them *******s
what a REAL radio operator can do. Lets show them PUKES how to operate
a REAL radio,like GALAXYS, RANGERS and SUPERSTARS,CONNEXX, and
PRESIDENTS, not some ****-ass icom, yeasu,or kenwood piece of crap. AND
THAT"S A BIG 10-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey FREEBANDER_4_LIFE, when you post stuff like that I know I want your
love stick buried deep in my man love hole!

"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
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C'mon all you CB radio operators start using FM on the bottom 10 meter
band and REALLY make those hams mad and upset. Lets show them *******s
what a REAL radio operator can do. Lets show them PUKES how to operate
a REAL radio,like GALAXYS, RANGERS and SUPERSTARS,CONNEXX, and
PRESIDENTS, not some ****-ass icom, yeasu,or kenwood piece of crap. AND
THAT"S A BIG 10-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HEY MORON, THE ONLY THING I'LL STICK UP YOUR ASS IS MY FULLY LOADED
SAWED-OFF SHOT GUN AND PULL THE TRIGGER, YOU STUPID RETARED
ASSCLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it! The idiot makes viloent threats. I bet he is
ChukkeeSukkee...I hope so. Another call to the FBI would be a great way
to have a happy new year.

Man, this forging asshole really has gay issues.

"Steveo" wrote:
Hey FREEBANDER_4_LIFE, when you post stuff like that I know I want your
love stick buried deep in my man love hole!

"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
oups.com...
C'mon all you CB radio operators start using FM on the bottom 10 meter
band and REALLY make those hams mad and upset. Lets show them *******s
what a REAL radio operator can do. Lets show them PUKES how to operate
a REAL radio,like GALAXYS, RANGERS and SUPERSTARS,CONNEXX, and
PRESIDENTS, not some ****-ass icom, yeasu,or kenwood piece of crap. AND
THAT"S A BIG 10-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You go right ahead!
the guys at "BRANDY STATION" and "NORAD" would love to hear from you!
Their trasmitter will fry yo piece of **** hamradio-wannabes!!

"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
oups.com...
C'mon all you CB radio operators start using FM on the bottom 10 meter
band and REALLY make those hams mad and upset. Lets show them *******s
what a REAL radio operator can do. Lets show them PUKES how to operate
a REAL radio,like GALAXYS, RANGERS and SUPERSTARS,CONNEXX, and
PRESIDENTS, not some ****-ass icom, yeasu,or kenwood piece of crap. AND
THAT"S A BIG 10-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY THE STUPID AND TOTALLY USELESS FBI ****HEADS CAN"T
DO A ****ING THING AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE I SAID SO, SO GO
CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUTS, IF YA SMELLLLLLL WHAT I'M COOKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smell my nuts,FREEBANDER_4_LIFE.

"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
oups.com...
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY THE STUPID AND TOTALLY USELESS FBI ****HEADS CAN"T
DO A ****ING THING AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE I SAID SO, SO GO
CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUTS, IF YA SMELLLLLLL WHAT I'M COOKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why the HELL would I want to do that? I'd rather kick you in the nuts
you STUPID LITTLE RETARD!!!!!!!!

FREEBANDER_4_LIFE wrote:
C'mon all you CB radio operators,let's start using FM on the bottom
10 meter
band and REALLY make those hams mad and upset. Lets show them
*******s
what a REAL radio operator can do. Lets show them PUKES how to
operate
a REAL radio,like GALAXYS, RANGERS, SUPERSTARS, CONNEXX, and
PRESIDENTS, not some ****-ass icom, yeasu,or kenwood piece of crap.
AND
THAT"S A BIG 10-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On 23 Dec 2004 19:05:43 -0800, "FREEBANDER_4_LIFE"
wrote:

C'mon all you CB radio operators start using FM on the bottom 10 meter
band and REALLY make those hams mad and upset. Lets show them *******s
what a REAL radio operator can do. Lets show them PUKES how to operate
a REAL radio,like GALAXYS, RANGERS and SUPERSTARS,CONNEXX, and
PRESIDENTS, not some ****-ass icom, yeasu,or kenwood piece of crap. AND
THAT"S A BIG 10-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count me in, we really need more band space. I feel very cramped on
11 meters. My new radio I bought on ebay will cover 12 m also, but
the only people there are gay ham op's. We need to liven things up a
bit, it's time the little people stand up and be counted.

My beautiful RMitaly KL500 that I bought is itching to cause some QRM.
So you have a grip on my lip?

ToeJam

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You are part of "The New World Order" and a Traitor to your country THE
USA!
You will be EXECUTED for being a traitor as well as a "sell-out"!

"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
oups.com...
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY THE STUPID AND TOTALLY USELESS FBI ****HEADS CAN"T
DO A ****ING THING AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE I SAID SO, SO GO
CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUTS, IF YA SMELLLLLLL WHAT I'M COOKIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY TRIPLE-ONE or should I say TRIPLE-****, YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A
****IN' DOCHBAG AND YES I AM WITH THE NWO BUT THE COUNTRY IS THE REAL
TRAITOR TO US, THINK ABOUT IT MORON PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WE WANT TO
OR ARN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN NOMORE, WELL NO-MORE I'M GONNA DO WHATVER
I WANT TO DO AND THAT'S IS TO USE ANY FREQUENCY I WANT TO AND USE
ROGER-BEEPS, ECHOS AND NOISE TOYS ALL I DAMN WELL WANT TOAND THAT
INCLUDES 10 METERS AND BEYOND AND IF YOU OLD USELESS HAM RADIO IDIOTS
DON'T LIKE IT, WELL TO ****ING BAD CAISE THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING YOU
CAN DO ABOUT CAUSE THE nWo HAS TAKEN OVER AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
CAUSE STONE COLD OUTLAW SAID SO, SO GO CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUTS! WHATCHA
GONNA DO, WHEN THE NWO AND THE FREEBANDERS RUN WILD ON
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
oups.com...
HEY TRIPLE-ONE or should I say TRIPLE-****, YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A
****IN' DOCHBAG AND YES I AM WITH THE NWO BUT THE COUNTRY IS THE REAL
TRAITOR TO US, THINK ABOUT IT MORON PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WE WANT TO
OR ARN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN NOMORE, WELL NO-MORE I'M GONNA DO WHATVER
I WANT TO DO AND THAT'S IS TO USE ANY FREQUENCY I WANT TO AND USE
ROGER-BEEPS, ECHOS AND NOISE TOYS ALL I DAMN WELL WANT TOAND THAT
INCLUDES 10 METERS AND BEYOND AND IF YOU OLD USELESS HAM RADIO IDIOTS
DON'T LIKE IT, WELL TO ****ING BAD CAISE THERE AIN'T A DAMN THING YOU
CAN DO ABOUT CAUSE THE nWo HAS TAKEN OVER AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
CAUSE STONE COLD OUTLAW SAID SO, SO GO CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUTS! WHATCHA
GONNA DO, WHEN THE NWO AND THE FREEBANDERS RUN WILD ON
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun. That's what Rabbit Ears of Jupiter, Fla thought!!! He thought
*HE* was big and bad, too. I saw a picture of him in CHAINS and LEGIRONS at
his trial in the internet! Eight years in the slammer, 40,000 bucks in
fines, and psyche evaluation. Tan fer, thar?

Well guess what? I DON'T THINK I'M BIG & BAD, I KNOW I'M BIG AND BAD.
AND THERE AIN'T NO POWER ON THIS PLANET NOR IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT CAN
STOP ME BECAUSE I'M AM THE ALL MIGHTY POWERFUL EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE
AND MY EMPIRE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PUNY LITTLE PLANET EARTHLINGS IF
YOU DO NOT DO AS WE SAY SO GO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE & SMOKE IT! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

"FREEBANDER_4_LIFE" wrote in message
oups.com...
Well guess what? I DON'T THINK I'M BIG & BAD, I KNOW I'M BIG AND BAD.
AND THERE AIN'T NO POWER ON THIS PLANET NOR IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT CAN
STOP ME BECAUSE I'M AM THE ALL MIGHTY POWERFUL EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE
AND MY EMPIRE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PUNY LITTLE PLANET EARTHLINGS IF
YOU DO NOT DO AS WE SAY SO GO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE & SMOKE IT! HA! HA!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Why tan fer thar, mercy sakes, gre't day 'live thar, sho thang thar, ah
know yoo rah't thar, garan-tole ye thar, ah know whutcha mean, shore do
thar, mercy me, ah'm sho nuff impressed wid yore treetop tall signal" (ad
nauseum).

Uh, speaking of smoke, would you PLEEEZE turn off that sebney five Pony-ack
(hack, hack, cough). Hits causin' my eyes to burn thar! Or go down tuh th'
river and run that ole rusty Pony-ack and git rid of them skeeters at the
trailer park.

(rusty ole green Pony-ack fades in the distance with the motor going
Fooomp-fooomp-fooomp-foomp--skip-COUGH-sputter-foomp-foomp) wid them twin
whup-whups swingin' in the breeze.

WHEW! I thought he'd never leave. Think I'll go take a bath!

HAHAHA!

Jerry is very proficient at CB linguistics. I understood everything
he said. Kick it on back. I got a grip on your lip.

73's :)

ToeJam

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"I love roger beeps" wrote in message
...
Jerry is very proficient at CB linguistics. I understood everything
he said. Kick it on back. I got a grip on your lip.

73's :)

ToeJam

LMAO!~ HAHAHAH! Ya don't really have to be "proficient"; just listen to
the 40 channels. We tryin'!!!!

J
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I was told California,,,I see where the mistake was made,,,that's what
happens when word wrap isn't mastered,,the same mistakes made in the
group are made in email. Appears everything was cut off in the body but
"CA", and it was assumed it was California. I didn't verify it,
personally, but you just did. Thanks for letting us know Jerry is
dialing Canada and not California, as I don't have nearly the time you
appear to have, doting on such things. Besides, anyone can read that
tripe and realize it's Jerry.

love your idea freeband i am not going let those ham punks take over
also i have an 2950 also with an connex board in it they will love
reverb on the cw band i will support you dude 73s from
ala. gear jammer

Seems a nerve was struck. Of course, Jerry gets long winded when his
behavior has been irrefutably noted.

"Twistedhed" wrote in message
...
Seems a nerve was struck. Of course, Jerry gets long winded when his
behavior has been irrefutably noted.

What "behavior"? First you went ballistic about "responding to forges",
which I STILL don't what the hell it's about, then next thing I'm "dialing
in "from Canada????? I am in NC, dialing in with Bellsouth which is a
southern/southeastern company (as far as I know). What the heck is going
on? Slam me all you like, I STILL don't what is going on.
.????????????????????????????

www.constitution.org

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Group: rec.radio.cb
Date: Fri, Dec 31, 2004, 4:12pm
From: (Jerry)

Slam me

all you like, I STILL don't what is going on.

I have no clue why you feel you are being slammed, persecuted, nor why
you have the need to falsely accuse others of "going ballistic" for
merely pointing out your errant behavior of responding to forges.
_
Referring to yourself as "Lt. Colonel" when speaking to Florida is an
ego thing, Jerry, as your rank (unlike the army, navy, marines, or af)
is not recognized by civilians. Stay with Tennessee and Georgia.

?????????????????????????????????????
?????????

Ho hum. I still I don't know what you are

talking about--

That isn't surprising at all. In fact, you plead ignorance every time
your trolling, violation of the hammie creed, and behavior unbecoming of
a hammie is pointed out.

or CARE for that matter.

If you had integrity, you wouldn't need others to illustrate your
actions contradict your claims.

If I responded to "forges",

Your use of he word "if" attempts to cast doubt on your actions when
such have never been clearer. No "if" about it, you most certainly
responded to forges.

So tell me how "responding to forges" has

anything to do with anything?

The mere fact you need such actions explained is telling enough,
especially when coupled with your pleas of non-knowledge and memory
difficulty.

I have seen LOTS of people respond to forges
in here

How irrational. Attempted abdication of your personal action by invoking
another's behavior is what is wrong with this country and more
specifically, you.

And if I did, so what?

Your use of the word "if" attempts to cast doubt on your actions when
none exists. You were shown the error of your ways.

So what has "responding to forges" got to do

with anything?

It illustrates you are about causing trouble. It illustrates denial is
your prime knee-jerk reaction....but a few of your character flaws.
When examined, it illustrates you use a smokescreen concerning legal
issues to justify your behavior unbecoming of hammie, let alone an
officer in the CAP. You are unable to effectively communicate and
express yourself regarding cb or its users in any fashion other than
that which pertains to legality, to which I invoke, borrow liberally,
and paraphrase yourself,,,,,"HO HUM.....ZZZZZ".

Whatever the "error" of my

ways is, SO?

Same can be said of those who use roger beeps and cb lingo that you go
on about like a little old lady...so? LOL,,,,

One's "errors" are like an opinion: everyone

has them.

But of course they do. Only you incite trouble and are the exact
opposite of what the hammie creed professes.

I didn't know it was

"illegal".

Neither are the roger beeps and echo, you hypocrit..lol...having one set
of rules for yourself and another for everyone else......you need more
schoolin' Oxendine...good thing you hang in rec.radio,cb.
It's not illegal to act like a jerk, Jerry, or to run around and
practice poor hammie technique, or to give the CAP a black eye like you
have done over the years. I have a very strong feeling the CAP
chain-of-command will not ignore what they are about to learn concerning
the behaviior of one of their officers in public venues.
You may attempt such a defense with the proper party when appropriate.
Nevertheless, you may wish to have a decent hammie explain the hammie
creed to you, as you feel it is your right to disrespect people based on
your personal opinion. You have plenty to learn regarding proper
communication and etiquette.

_
You have a one track mind concerning radio legalities and permit it to
effect your life,,,both here and outside the group. The problem with
your approach, is no one else shares your obsession with trolling for
illegalities online, regardless the trivial or important nature you
attach to your obsessions responsible for upsetting you so.

It seems to be upsetting you more than me.

Your misinterpretations are not only frequent, but second only to your
claims of memory impairment. To be fair, everything you have said has
been not oly way off base, but absolutely false, beginning with your
accusation that you were being persecuted.

If I want to post news items, I'll do it.

You needn't act so bizarre and misinterpret the solicited comments you
seek on such as bothering another.

Seems to me YOU are the one that is angry,

for if it didn't bother you, you wouldn't respond.
Twas you that responded to *my* post, Jerry, not the other way around.
Your lucidity is beginning to wane more often than usual. Once again,
your behavior is very errant and bizarre, but allow me to place it in
very plain terms for you......when you make a post in usenet, it is to
solicit response, whether you can comprehend such or not. When that
response comes, it is not because someone is angry with you Jerry, but
because that is how the usenet works. it's not really black magic, it
just seems that way to you at this lowest point in your life.

I told you 2 years ago that the stuff concering

Pilot, etc was coming to pass, and you didn't

believe it.

I said nothing of the sort. Your accusational lies are coming looser and
faster..illustrating anger and desperation.

Now that it IS, you're just mad and have to

have someone to take it out on.

Then you will have no problem presenting and posting it, reverend
JO.....lol..but of course, you are merely falsely accusing out of anger
once again.
But what *you* are angry about, being inducted into the rec.radio.cb
death pool based on your behavior on the net, your health, family
history (ages of those in your family dropping like flies at middle age)
and unsolicited info supplied by two no codes, a
general, and a novice..in that order. Smart money predicts you will
stroke or have an MI and die in the next three years and that you will
not suffer, but go very fast. Don't take it personal, but if my family
began kicking off all at the same young age, I'd find a hobby that
didn't upset me like cb does you.

If I am "dialling in to Canada", so what? What

has it got to do with anything?

The same relation as the legalities you invoke. The same relation as you
invoking anothers behavior to justify your own.

And what "actions" would that might be?

PROVE where I have broken a regulation or

have had an NAL.

Your obsession with rules and regs is not shared by this group and is
not even a remote topic acknowledged by the majority of us, for which
you seem to live.

Search court records to find "dirt".

Court records? Why would I wish to search court records? You are a
legend only in your own mind. See above.

(www.123nc.com ), You won't find it. Not even
a speeding ticket. So there!!!

I'm not interested in your background, Jerry, as you were forced to
expose your misery right here among our pages. Your entire life story
plays out among your posts and IF there was anything one wished to know
of you, it can be found among your heretic ramblings.
_
Lt Col??? Florida???? What in the world are

you talking about?
=A0=A0
You are resembling a bowling pin more and more with each post you make,
Jerry. I also see, you are a great ng liar. Shall we proceed with this
issue where you refer to yourself as a Lt. Col in the CAP?

If I did, what did it have to do with this

newsgroup?

Why Jerry, I have never seen so many replies from you begin with "What
'if'......
It has very much to do with your professing
you had no idea what I was referring when I mentioned "Lt. Col" to you.
All you have, are "if's" Jerry, but just for your sanity's sake,,,it
has the same relevance as your obsessions. Also, the CAP, especially
officers, are held to communty standards, and if one of their members is
deliberately harassing people because of their LEGAL choices, such as
you often do, I believe their superiors have a right to know, the same
belief you hold when you feel one is wrong in their actions.
You may wish to explain your errant behavior and conduct unbecoming of
a hammie to the CAP by pointing to what other people say and do.
_
=A0=A0You have turned into one who is the exact opposite of which the
hammie creed respresents. Perhaps the CAP should receive some of your
more colorful posts where you troll and harass cbers because of their
lingo.

EEEEEEEEWWW! That must really get to

you.

Once again, excuse you. It is your issue, I merely noted your errant and
bizarre behavior,,again.

The lingo, I mean.

Oh no,,I find it quite colorful,,I use it myself. In fact, I am quite
fond of it, and the mere act of you taking issue with it illustrates
your hypocrisy and bias of the two services.

Heck, the lingo speaks

for itself. All you gotta do is listen to the CB. =A0

So does the hammie lingo, but for yet another odd, bizarre, and errant
reason, you harass people for their use of such lingo. Such behavior
most certainly violates the hammie creed. That lingo issue burns you
more than echo and roger beeps, it would seem. Many legal issues get you
riled, Jerry, and for no reason other than your personal anger and
dislikes. This makes you a lid, Jerry.

N8WWM, don't know the man, never met him.

You most certainly have had extensive email correspondence with him, but
I never claimed you met the felon. Still, I find it fabulous you had the
knee-jerk reaction to disassociate yourself from such a notion conceived
and brought forth only by yourself.

He can post whatever he wants to. Doesn't

affect me. I'll post what I want to.

That IS how ng's work. Ironic that someone of your licensure status
repeatedly expresses such difficulty regarding the simplest of
communication skill, but then again, I have always maintained that some
of those who are licensed in communications know the least about it.

Tennesee

and Georga???????????????? You are

rambling...........

Perhaps, but that rambling is in your playgroud, Jerry. You regularly
play with Fl, Tn and Ga when you play "gimme status" with your CAP
games.

What in the

world????????????????????????????

Pardon me, but I simply don't understand this.

Hehe,,,that's what you said concerning your self-professed status as a
"Lt Col", also, until the truth was forcibly extracted from you.
Your cornfusion may be because you struggle with proper communications
and cite memory impairment. In fact, when instructed properly, you
acknowledge everything you previously claimed, is too difficult for you
to grasp. if you behaved yourself you wouldn't have so many dilemmas,
both real and imagined.

None of this makes any sense to me. Fl, Tn,

Ga, "gimme status"???

That could have been said to you the last time you said "I dont
understand" concerning my comments about you self-espousing your "Lt
Col" title, but I figured if I waited long enough, you would disqualify
your own statements...you never fail to disappoint.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Again, Ho Hum and

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Happy New Year, K4KWH!

(yawn)

Ah, go back to your radical preaching, Jerry. After all, you do refer to
yourself as a man of the cloth, in addition to being a Lt Col in the
CAP. Although, I've never met anyone who refers themself a minister (who
harasses God's children and admits taking pleasure in other's
misfortunes), a hammie (who harasses legal cbers) who claims he is a Lt
Col in the CAP who harasses people based on absolutely nothing more than
his personal opinion. You are quite the man of the cloth, k4kwh. Indeed.

K4KWH wrote:
Ho hum. I still I don't know what you are

talking about-- or CARE for that matter.

Lt Col??? Florida???? What in the world are

you talking about? Tennesee

and Georga???????????????? You are

rambling........... I don't know what you are

talking about....

_
Posted=A0-=A003 Oct 2004=A0: 13:17:25
Have you used the whip combo on the Low CAP freqs? (I am reluctant to
mention the band, but you know which one it is. BTW, I check into
Florida, Georgia, and Tenn. Wg nets pretty regularly these days.
Jerry Oxendine

Twithed whined effeminately:

"Now, if you can read between the lines, and can manage
to stop working personal issues into your threads, I will do the same.
Can you please stop injecting irrelvant bull**** into the thread?
Please?"

His Masters reply now:

Thank you for showing your abject obedience to the AKC in jumping up
and down like a kid who has candy taken away. We know all of your posts
are dedicated to that, and it is a subject of much humor to us.