Why I play with my cunt
 

BECAUSE I WAS NOT BREASTFED · BECAUSE MY CRIB WAS
PADDED AND I LIKE THE FEEL
OF STEEL · BECAUSE I WAS SPANKED BY MY BABYSITTER
· BECAUSE THE KIDS USED TO
CALL ME HALF-BREED · BECAUSE MY FATHER IGNORED ME
AND MY MOTHER ****ED THE
BOTTLE · BECAUSE MY BROTHER JERKED OFF TO AUNT
JAMIMA · BECAUSE MY DOG WAS
KEPT IN BONDAGE TIL THE DAY HE DIED · BECAUSE A
WHITEBOY TOOK MY VIRGINITY ·
BECAUSE I WAS NEVER TAUGHT HOMOSEXUALITY IN HEALTH
CLASS · BECAUSE THE
SANDMAN WAS A LESBIAN · BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ·
BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH ·
BECAUSE IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE MY
PERIOD FEELS LIKE A BULLFIGHT ·
BECAUSE I HATE THE SMELL OF PORK · BECAUSE I LOVE
THE TASTE OF PUSSY ·
BECAUSE I CAN'T FIST MY OWN ASSHOLE · BECAUSE I
HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY
HANDS · BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE A BABY WHEN I SHAVE
IT · BECAUSE MY PLATFORM
HEEL WON'T FIT INSIDE · BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ·
BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH ·
BECAUSE IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE MY
VIBRATOR ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH
· BECAUSE TRANSSEXUALS TURN ME THE **** ON ·
BECAUSE SCENES FROM CALIGULA
RUN THROUGH MY HEAD · BECAUSE CINDERELLA WASN'T MY
SLAVE · BECAUSE IT THROBS
LIKE A DICK · BECAUSE I SLEEP ALONE · BECAUSE OF
THE QUESTION OF DEATH ·
BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD · BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH
· BECAUSE IT'S
SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE FRIDAY FOSTER SAYS
I'M A PERVERT · BECAUSE THE
THOUGHT OF TREE VIRGINS IN HORSETAILS · BECAUSE MY
DOUBLE-DONG WAS STOLEN ·
BECAUSE I SMOKED MY LAST CIGARETTE · BECAUSE I
WANT TO SPIT-SHINE PRINCE'S
BOOTS · BECAUSE I HATE SLOPPY BLOW-JOBS · BECAUSE
IT FEELS GOOD · BECAUSE MY
**** IS SELFISH · BECAUSE IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION
· BECAUSE THERE ARE NO
MORE VIRGINS · BECAUSE I CAN'T GIVE THE GOVERNMENT
AN ENEMA · BECAUSE WHORES
BECAME EXPENSIVE · BECAUSE I HATE THE THOUGHT OF
CLOTHING · BECAUSE I'M THE
BORDERLINE OF A DYKE AND A BOY · BECAUSE I WANT TO
BE SADDDLED AND TRAINED
LIKE A HORSE · BECAUSE SLAVERY WAS IN MY ROOTS AND
I THIRST S&M · BECAUSE IT
FEELS GOOD · BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH · BECAUSE
IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION ·
BECAUSE I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH PUSSY · BECAUSE THE
SOUND OF A WOMAN'S VOICE
OVER THE PHONE · BECAUSE WHEN IT'S WET IT GLAZES
MY FINGERS · BECAUSE I WANT
TO BE GANG-BANGED BY FEMALE INMATES · BECAUSE I
WANT TO **** FOR FOOD AND
WATER · BECAUSE I WASN'T BORN IN A CHASTITY BELT ·
BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ·
BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH · BECAUSE IT'S
SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE I
LIKE TO WORK MY PUSSY · BECAUSE I WAS BORN A BITCH
· BECAUSE I LIKE MORE
THAN ONE ORGASM · BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO SAY 'I
LOVE YOU' TO ANYONE ·
BECAUSE IN MY MIND I CAN BE ****ING ANYONE I WANT
· BECAUSE IT'S HEALTHY ·
BECAUSE I'M A VAIN BITCH AND ONLY I KNOW HOW TO
LOVE MYSELF...

Here's me at Mardi Gras:

http://www.haydennet.com/1999/decade...o_DSCN0160.JPG

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Kathy Lee wrote:
BECAUSE I WAS NOT BREASTFED · BECAUSE MY CRIB WAS
PADDED AND I LIKE THE FEEL
OF STEEL · BECAUSE I WAS SPANKED BY MY BABYSITTER
· BECAUSE THE KIDS USED TO
CALL ME HALF-BREED · BECAUSE MY FATHER IGNORED ME
AND MY MOTHER ****ED THE
BOTTLE · BECAUSE MY BROTHER JERKED OFF TO AUNT
JAMIMA · BECAUSE MY DOG WAS
KEPT IN BONDAGE TIL THE DAY HE DIED · BECAUSE A
WHITEBOY TOOK MY VIRGINITY ·
BECAUSE I WAS NEVER TAUGHT HOMOSEXUALITY IN HEALTH
CLASS · BECAUSE THE
SANDMAN WAS A LESBIAN · BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ·
BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH ·
BECAUSE IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE MY
PERIOD FEELS LIKE A BULLFIGHT ·
BECAUSE I HATE THE SMELL OF PORK · BECAUSE I LOVE
THE TASTE OF PUSSY ·
BECAUSE I CAN'T FIST MY OWN ASSHOLE · BECAUSE I
HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY
HANDS · BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE A BABY WHEN I SHAVE
IT · BECAUSE MY PLATFORM
HEEL WON'T FIT INSIDE · BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ·
BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH ·
BECAUSE IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE MY
VIBRATOR ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH
· BECAUSE TRANSSEXUALS TURN ME THE **** ON ·
BECAUSE SCENES FROM CALIGULA
RUN THROUGH MY HEAD · BECAUSE CINDERELLA WASN'T MY
SLAVE · BECAUSE IT THROBS
LIKE A DICK · BECAUSE I SLEEP ALONE · BECAUSE OF
THE QUESTION OF DEATH ·
BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD · BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH
· BECAUSE IT'S
SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE FRIDAY FOSTER SAYS
I'M A PERVERT · BECAUSE THE
THOUGHT OF TREE VIRGINS IN HORSETAILS · BECAUSE MY
DOUBLE-DONG WAS STOLEN ·
BECAUSE I SMOKED MY LAST CIGARETTE · BECAUSE I
WANT TO SPIT-SHINE PRINCE'S
BOOTS · BECAUSE I HATE SLOPPY BLOW-JOBS · BECAUSE
IT FEELS GOOD · BECAUSE MY
**** IS SELFISH · BECAUSE IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION
· BECAUSE THERE ARE NO
MORE VIRGINS · BECAUSE I CAN'T GIVE THE GOVERNMENT
AN ENEMA · BECAUSE WHORES
BECAME EXPENSIVE · BECAUSE I HATE THE THOUGHT OF
CLOTHING · BECAUSE I'M THE
BORDERLINE OF A DYKE AND A BOY · BECAUSE I WANT TO
BE SADDDLED AND TRAINED
LIKE A HORSE · BECAUSE SLAVERY WAS IN MY ROOTS AND
I THIRST S&M · BECAUSE IT
FEELS GOOD · BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH · BECAUSE
IT'S SELF-GRATIFICATION ·
BECAUSE I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH PUSSY · BECAUSE THE
SOUND OF A WOMAN'S VOICE
OVER THE PHONE · BECAUSE WHEN IT'S WET IT GLAZES
MY FINGERS · BECAUSE I WANT
TO BE GANG-BANGED BY FEMALE INMATES · BECAUSE I
WANT TO **** FOR FOOD AND
WATER · BECAUSE I WASN'T BORN IN A CHASTITY BELT ·
BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ·
BECAUSE MY **** IS SELFISH · BECAUSE IT'S
SELF-GRATIFICATION · BECAUSE I
LIKE TO WORK MY PUSSY · BECAUSE I WAS BORN A BITCH
· BECAUSE I LIKE MORE
THAN ONE ORGASM · BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO SAY 'I
LOVE YOU' TO ANYONE ·
BECAUSE IN MY MIND I CAN BE ****ING ANYONE I WANT
· BECAUSE IT'S HEALTHY ·
BECAUSE I'M A VAIN BITCH AND ONLY I KNOW HOW TO
LOVE MYSELF...

Here's me at Mardi Gras:

http://www.haydennet.com/1999/decade...o_DSCN0160.JPG

I refuse to click that link.

Jeff


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"Lancer" wrote in message
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On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 13:14:28 -0700, "Jeff Mayner"
wrote:

Here's me at Mardi Gras:

http://www.haydennet.com/1999/decade...o_DSCN0160.JPG

I refuse to click that link.

Jeff

Come on chicken... its funny...

Hmmm, might even be a real pic of her....

One thing about it, if it's her, she could take Doug in a nanosecond!

U Know Who wrote:
"Lancer" wrote in message
ews.com...
On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 13:14:28 -0700, "Jeff Mayner"
wrote:

Here's me at Mardi Gras:

http://www.haydennet.com/1999/decade...o_DSCN0160.JPG

I refuse to click that link.

Jeff

Come on chicken... its funny...

Hmmm, might even be a real pic of her....

One thing about it, if it's her, she could take Doug in a nanosecond!

I think that tells me all I need to know. ;-)

Jeff

This is seriously off topic. It has been reported to your ISP.

"Kathy Lee" wrote in message
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