Why won't mopeadope say where he is camping?
 

Come on mopathetic, if you tell us we will all come introduce
ourselves. You already know when, so just tell us where. Was it hard to
find a campground that accepts drunken, sickheaded morons, or do you
just plan to squat somewhere? That's likely, considering how your
goofy, wristflipping keyclown self squats on radio spectrum without any
right to be there.