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John Smith May 31st 05 08:55 PM

Russian Linears...
 
How to get a BIG, russian made (made like a dern battleship!),
Linear--cheap!...

1) Go to the shipping port closest to you.
2) Find a Russian crewman who can speak english.
4) Negotiate with him.
5)
a) either have him bring a linear back to port next sail.
b) have him put you in contact with a russian company.
6) Pick up you linear and have at it.

.... if you wish to purchase a linear from another country--simply choose
the appropriate ship at the port...
Don't be afraid to modify the above steps to suit your purpose(s)....

I won't even mention what can be done at a private airport...

Warmest regards,
John
--
Watching the cutting edge of yesterday replay--in virtual reality, right
before my eyes--in real time!
Thirty year old technology--wasn't it amazing?



I AmnotGeorgeBush June 1st 05 02:56 PM

From: (John=A0Smith)
How to get a BIG, russian made (made like a dern battleship!),
Linear--cheap!...
1) Go to the shipping port closest to you.
2) Find a Russian crewman who can speak english.
4) Negotiate with him.
5)
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0a) either have him bring a linear back to port next
sail.
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0b) have him put you in contact with a russian company.
6) Pick up you linear and have at it.
... if you wish to purchase a linear from another country--simply choose
the appropriate ship at the port...
Don't be afraid to modify the above steps to suit your purpose(s)....
I won't even mention what can be done at a private airport...
Warmest regards,
John

_
That's a hell of a lot of work as opposed to clicking on the internet.


John Smith June 1st 05 04:11 PM

Yes, lot more work--only reason a guy would do that, lot LESS MONEY....
the guy on the website is making all the profit--as it is now...

If the whole point escaped you--someone needs to set up a home business
here reselling russian linears! Good business for someone to get
started....

Warmest regards,
John
"I AmnotGeorgeBush" wrote in message
...
From: (John Smith)
How to get a BIG, russian made (made like a dern battleship!),
Linear--cheap!...
1) Go to the shipping port closest to you.
2) Find a Russian crewman who can speak english.
4) Negotiate with him.
5)
a) either have him bring a linear back to port next
sail.
b) have him put you in contact with a russian company.
6) Pick up you linear and have at it.
... if you wish to purchase a linear from another country--simply choose
the appropriate ship at the port...
Don't be afraid to modify the above steps to suit your purpose(s)....
I won't even mention what can be done at a private airport...
Warmest regards,
John

_
That's a hell of a lot of work as opposed to clicking on the internet.



Vinnie S. June 1st 05 07:58 PM

On Tue, 31 May 2005 12:55:16 -0700, "John Smith"
wrote:

How to get a BIG, russian made (made like a dern battleship!),
Linear--cheap!...


They probably want to marry you, and dump you once they get citizenship.

Vinnie S.

Steveo June 1st 05 11:44 PM

Vinnie S. wrote:
On Tue, 31 May 2005 12:55:16 -0700, "John Smith"
wrote:

How to get a BIG, russian made (made like a dern battleship!),
Linear--cheap!...


They probably want to marry you, and dump you once they get citizenship.

Vinnie S.

HA!

Vinnie S. June 2nd 05 01:52 AM

On 01 Jun 2005 22:44:05 GMT, Steveo wrote:

Vinnie S. wrote:
On Tue, 31 May 2005 12:55:16 -0700, "John Smith"
wrote:

How to get a BIG, russian made (made like a dern battleship!),
Linear--cheap!...


They probably want to marry you, and dump you once they get citizenship.

Vinnie S.

HA!



Ha ha !!

Vinnie S.

Steveo June 2nd 05 01:55 AM

Vinnie S. wrote:
On 01 Jun 2005 22:44:05 GMT, Steveo wrote:

Vinnie S. wrote:
On Tue, 31 May 2005 12:55:16 -0700, "John Smith"
wrote:

How to get a BIG, russian made (made like a dern battleship!),
Linear--cheap!...

They probably want to marry you, and dump you once they get
citizenship.

Vinnie S.

HA!


Ha ha !!

Vinnie S.

Hey mister, want to **** my Russian sister!? (she has linear under girdle)

Vinnie S. June 2nd 05 03:06 AM

On 02 Jun 2005 00:55:46 GMT, Steveo wrote:

Vinnie S. wrote:


Vinnie S.

HA!


Ha ha !!

Vinnie S.

Hey mister, want to **** my Russian sister!? (she has linear under girdle)



Remember those old commie Wendy's commercials?

Vinnie S.

Steveo June 2nd 05 03:21 AM

Vinnie S. wrote:
On 02 Jun 2005 00:55:46 GMT, Steveo wrote:

Vinnie S. wrote:


Vinnie S.

HA!

Ha ha !!

Vinnie S.

Hey mister, want to **** my Russian sister!? (she has linear under
girdle)


Remember those old commie Wendy's commercials?

Vinnie S.

Swimwear, eveningware, linearware?

mopathetic didn't camp at Dayton! CHICKEN BOY! June 2nd 05 07:10 PM

We know you shop for underwear at Fredericks


Epsilon June 4th 05 12:23 PM

Remember Russian Technology requires Russian components made in Taiwan.
So if your burner breaks down....... em!

"mopathetic didn't camp at Dayton! CHICKEN BOY!"
wrote in message
ups.com...
We know you shop for underwear at Fredericks




John Smith June 4th 05 05:16 PM

Wow, last time I checked, Taiwan parts were fully interchangeable with
russian parts--American, canadian, chinese, etc parts too... only good
thing is--russians build 'em like they are meant to last a
lifetime--doubt you'll ever have to find out the parts are that easily
interchangeable--Americans used to do stuff like that--before all our
cheap junk started coming from taiwan and china...

John

"Epsilon" wrote in message
. uk...
Remember Russian Technology requires Russian components made in
Taiwan.
So if your burner breaks down....... em!

"mopathetic didn't camp at Dayton! CHICKEN BOY!"
wrote in message
ups.com...
We know you shop for underwear at Fredericks






Scott in Baltimore June 11th 05 05:19 AM

Remember those old commie Wendy's commercials?

Where's the beef?

Between Wendy's buns!

mopathetic didn't camp at Dayton! CHICKEN BOY! June 11th 05 05:47 AM

keyclown beef is between mopathetic's buns



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