Greenbay (Virginia) CBer wannabe
 

Passing thru Greenbay this weekend, I heard this dude on 19 talkin' smack
about the truckers and how they wanna give smokey reports to each other.

Hey dude, they do that everywhere!

You Do NOT have ownership rights to Channel 19 AM!

We really don't give a damn about who you is!

YOU had better "sleep with one eye open and be gripping your pillow
tight..."

'Cause the drivers out there with CBs will visit you one night -- you guess
which night!

What is your CB handle? "CBer Wannabe"?

I really couldn't hear you with those OTR drivers hammering you with their
CBs.

You're just a mud-duck!

You really need help.

Go to either Piedmont Hospital or Central State Hospital in P'burg and check
yo self in b'fo you wreck yo self.

Ya heard?!