The generic CB argument...
 

After listening to the CB band I've noticed that almost all CB on the
air arguments go something like this;

First they are almost always white male to white male arguments as
most females left the CB band by the late 1970s, and the black members
of the CB band tend to have better on the air etiquette.

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Begin generic CB argument

White Male CB'er # 1: You're a queer. Suck my dick.

(CB'er # 1 doesn't seem to realize that by asking for oral sex from
another male he just admitted he is a homosexual, because a
heterosexual male would never ask another male for sex)

White Male CB'er # 2: Same basic insult with sex as a repeating
theme

Insert the word **** or some derivative of the work **** every few
seconds. Also insert the words queer, homosexual, cock sucker, and
the like every few seconds. If you are in the Southeastern United
States add the phrase "****** lover"

White Male CB'er # 1 claims he will shut down the other CB'er with his
CB radio.

White Male CB'er #2 makes the same claim.

LOOP back to the first insult and continue until the cows come home.

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I suspect the reason why stupid people can only muster insults of a
sexual nature is because they lack the talent, creativity, education,
or intelligence required to generate a more interesting argument.

; )

BATM:

Hmmm, same thing on the trucker chan here (channel 17 in california). You can
always pick another quiet channel, and if you want to hear some
black/ethnic/ebonics, tune into channel 6--anywhere in the nation you can pick
'em up when the skip is in--most are multi-kilowatters.

Women, why some of those women ARE truckers, funny, I can tell the female
voices from the male--try listening closer...

Women, well, there are never enough women on the CB band, still, probably about
10 times the ratio of men-to-women which you find on the ham bands...

John

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After listening to the CB band I've noticed that almost all CB on the
air arguments go something like this;

First they are almost always white male to white male arguments as
most females left the CB band by the late 1970s, and the black members
of the CB band tend to have better on the air etiquette.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Begin generic CB argument

White Male CB'er # 1: You're a queer. Suck my dick.

(CB'er # 1 doesn't seem to realize that by asking for oral sex from
another male he just admitted he is a homosexual, because a
heterosexual male would never ask another male for sex)

White Male CB'er # 2: Same basic insult with sex as a repeating
theme

Insert the word **** or some derivative of the work **** every few
seconds. Also insert the words queer, homosexual, cock sucker, and
the like every few seconds. If you are in the Southeastern United
States add the phrase "****** lover"

White Male CB'er # 1 claims he will shut down the other CB'er with his
CB radio.

White Male CB'er #2 makes the same claim.

LOOP back to the first insult and continue until the cows come home.

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I suspect the reason why stupid people can only muster insults of a
sexual nature is because they lack the talent, creativity, education,
or intelligence required to generate a more interesting argument.

; )

Why did you change your sig? I thought you were........Lets Get
Metaphysical

This is the one I hear most often....

"If I find out your 20 I'll kick your ass!"

"No tell me where YOU are and I'll kick YOUR ass!"

"Yeah I'll kick YOUR ass if I find you!"

"You better hide cuz I'll come kick YOUR ass!"

etc. etc. over and over again


After listening to the CB band I've noticed that almost all CB on the
air arguments go something like this;

First they are almost always white male to white male arguments as
most females left the CB band by the late 1970s, and the black members
of the CB band tend to have better on the air etiquette.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Begin generic CB argument

White Male CB'er # 1: You're a queer. Suck my dick.

(CB'er # 1 doesn't seem to realize that by asking for oral sex from
another male he just admitted he is a homosexual, because a
heterosexual male would never ask another male for sex)

White Male CB'er # 2: Same basic insult with sex as a repeating
theme

Insert the word **** or some derivative of the work **** every few
seconds. Also insert the words queer, homosexual, cock sucker, and
the like every few seconds. If you are in the Southeastern United
States add the phrase "****** lover"

White Male CB'er # 1 claims he will shut down the other CB'er with his
CB radio.

White Male CB'er #2 makes the same claim.

LOOP back to the first insult and continue until the cows come home.

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I suspect the reason why stupid people can only muster insults of a
sexual nature is because they lack the talent, creativity, education,
or intelligence required to generate a more interesting argument.

; )

On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:25:38 -0400, wrote:

Why did you change your sig? I thought you were........Lets Get
Metaphysical



Get use to it. I've been doing that for years, and yes I know how to
change all the headers and the originating IP address.