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HOW TO SLAP SISSY KEYCLOWNS IN THE WALLET WHEN THEY TRY SELLING THEIR
ILLEGAL GARBAGE ON EBAY!

Log into ebay as you normally would and get ready to browse for illegal
keyclown items! Keep the illegal keyclown equipment auction numbers you
find in a text file.

Open a second browser and log on again. This time, use it to do the
following:

Surf on over to http://pages.ebay.com/securitycenter/index.html
1. select "Report another problem"
2. click "Report problem"

This will take you to a page with 3 windows:
1. In the top window, select:"report a listing policy violation or
prohibited (banned) item"
2. In middle window, select "Prohibited (banned) items"
3. In bottom window, select "electronics"
4. click "continue"

Now you will be on the "Contact us" page. Click on "email".

This will take you to a page to email Ebay security about the illegal
keyclown equipment you find.
1. Type in the number of the auction that you want to rat out. You can
type in up to 10 auctions, so cruise around your favorite place on Ebay
to find illegal keyclown equipment and fill the box up! Type in the
numbers like this: 000000000,00000001,000000002, etc. No gaps between
the commas and the next number.
2. Before hitting the "send" button, make sure to copy/paste your
ratouts to a text file. You want to save them so you can post them in
the rec.radio.cb newsgroup. This is a public service to the legal
CB'ers, who want all this keyclown gear eradicated. It also has a great
side effect of getting keyclowns to squeal, call you names, and
otherwise complain. They hate it when they get their clocks cleaned
like this.
3. Now, you are ready to do your duty as a ham or a CB'er, and show
that you are not a keyclown operator like they are. Click "send"!

Repeat as many times for as many days as you want, keep those keyclowns
whining like the sissies they are!

Happy Anti-Keyclowning!

PS: Below are some recently ratted out ebay auctions. Rat them out
again! There is strength in numbers, and the more people ratting them
out the more they may just get off their butts and do something!

5833876820,5740481604,5740489534,5833878018,583384 7319,
5833823592,5833114798,5833804930,5833684876,583291 0386

5833799256,5833762988,5833758264,5833731627,583372 0933,
5833652272,5833691525,5833691159,5833689250,583368 3095

5833643091,5833585500,5833528600,5833416126,583340 3314,
5833391431,5833371597,5833341609,5833303832,583330 3828
5833303828,5833302648,5833211790,5833210852,583319 4598,
5833128689,5833110626,5833094582,5832939644,583277 3029
5832930266,5832918912,5832916962,5832915153,583291 3656,
5832903958,5832903696,5832899833,5832800150,583288 5024
5832853128,5832729030,5832633548,5832524409,583225 2405,
5832483361,5832443522,5832229976,5832115646,583211 3552
5832073155,5831922359

slap illegal keyclowns legally
 

Ebay is but a tiny drop of the illegal/foreign equipment trade.
The majority of illegal equipment is bought/sold/traded at
hamfest boneyards (yes, *ham* boneyards), flea markets, and
over the air. Also, many legit storefronts deal in illegal equipment,
*if* you know how to ask for it. I would say more, but I
don't want to give k4kwh an orgasim.

slap illegal keyclowns legally
 

lets just forget all that crap. lets get together and try some mutual
jacking!!!!!
Secwet Woger wrote:
Ebay is but a tiny drop of the illegal/foreign equipment trade.
The majority of illegal equipment is bought/sold/traded at
hamfest boneyards (yes, *ham* boneyards), flea markets, and
over the air. Also, many legit storefronts deal in illegal equipment,
*if* you know how to ask for it. I would say more, but I
don't want to give k4kwh an orgasim.