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HOW TO SLAP SISSY KEYCLOWNS IN THE WALLET WHEN THEY TRY SELLING THEIR
ILLEGAL GARBAGE ON EBAY!

Log into ebay as you normally would and get ready to browse for illegal
keyclown items! Keep the illegal keyclown equipment auction numbers you
find in a text file.

Open a second browser and log on again. This time, use it to do the
following:

Surf on over to http://pages.ebay.com/securitycenter/index.html
1. select "Report another problem"
2. click "Report problem"

This will take you to a page with 3 windows:
1. In the top window, select:"report a listing policy violation or
prohibited (banned) item"
2. In middle window, select "Prohibited (banned) items"
3. In bottom window, select "electronics"
4. click "continue"

Now you will be on the "Contact us" page. Click on "email".

This will take you to a page to email Ebay security about the illegal
keyclown equipment you find.
1. Type in the number of the auction that you want to rat out. You can
type in up to 10 auctions, so cruise around your favorite place on Ebay
to find illegal keyclown equipment and fill the box up! Type in the
numbers like this: 000000000,00000001,000000002, etc. No gaps between
the commas and the next number.
2. Before hitting the "send" button, make sure to copy/paste your
ratouts to a text file. You want to save them so you can post them in
the rec.radio.cb newsgroup. This is a public service to the legal
CB'ers, who want all this keyclown gear eradicated. It also has a great
side effect of getting keyclowns to squeal, call you names, and
otherwise complain. They hate it when they get their clocks cleaned
like this.
3. Now, you are ready to do your duty as a ham or a CB'er, and show
that you are not a keyclown operator like they are. Click "send"!

Repeat as many times for as many days as you want, keep those keyclowns
whining like the sissies they are!

SLAP SISSY KEYCLOWNS IN THE WALLET
 

Why don't you chase bootleg auctions on ebay. Selling bootlegs
hurts the artists who don't get a penny for their intellectual
property.

You should focus your efforts on something that could help somebody.
Ratting amps is a waste of time. Ratting bootleggers even makes you feel good!

SLAP SISSY KEYCLOWNS IN THE WALLET
 

Scott in Baltimore wrote:
Why don't you chase bootleg auctions on ebay. Selling bootlegs
hurts the artists who don't get a penny for their intellectual
property.

You should focus your efforts on something that could help somebody.
Ratting amps is a waste of time. Ratting bootleggers even makes you feel
good!

I've -never- bought anything considered illegal on e-Bay so far.

SLAP SISSY KEYCLOWNS IN THE WALLET
 

"Scott in Baltimore" wrote in message
. ..
Why don't you chase bootleg auctions on ebay. Selling bootlegs
hurts the artists who don't get a penny for their intellectual
property.

You should focus your efforts on something that could help somebody.
Ratting amps is a waste of time. Ratting bootleggers even makes you feel
good!

What's a bootlegger?

SLAP SISSY KEYCLOWNS IN THE WALLET
 

Keyclowns will say anything to get the AKC to stop.