RadioBanter - Fighting PMS with Chocolate

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rock wrote:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...071202076.html

"All of it seemed positively ho-hum compared with the Wonder Bar. Are
you sitting? It's chocolate that is specially formulated to help women
alleviate the symptoms of PMS. Would you like a moment to process that?

It's a hunk of chocolate, designed specifically to alleviate the effects
of premenstrual syndrome. (More than, say, a Snickers bar already does.)
The irritability, the anxiety, the moodiness -- all of it is allegedly
soothed by the Wonder Bar, at $3.69 a pop. As it says on the wrapper,
"Take sweet revenge on PMS, menopause & everyday cravings with this
delicious Swiss chocolate, rose oil, herbs and soy."

If only chocolate could be formulated to fix soc.fr00ts...