New specially designed watt meter just for CB'ers!
 

New specially designed watt meter just for CB'ers! It will read up to
10 gazillion watts and has four power range settings.

The engineer setting - 100 watts in reads 100 watts on the meter.

The bragging CB'er setting - 100 watts in reads 400 watts on the
meter.

The Elkin setting - 100 watts in reads a dead key of 75 and swings to
750 watts.

The DaveMade setting - 100 watts in reads 1500 watts and then your
amplifier blows up.

: )

Oops. I forgot one setting.

The Palomar Elite 300 setting - Your amplifier dead keys different
amounts from day to day, and your sideband audio sounds like crap.


On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:54:15 GMT, (Gosh Dawg!)
wrote:



New specially designed watt meter just for CB'ers! It will read up to
10 gazillion watts and has four power range settings.

The engineer setting - 100 watts in reads 100 watts on the meter.

The bragging CB'er setting - 100 watts in reads 400 watts on the
meter.

The Elkin setting - 100 watts in reads a dead key of 75 and swings to
750 watts.

The DaveMade setting - 100 watts in reads 1500 watts and then your
amplifier blows up.

: )

"Gosh Dawg!" wrote in message
...

Oops. I forgot one setting.

The Palomar Elite 300 setting - Your amplifier dead keys different
amounts from day to day, and your sideband audio sounds like crap.


On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:54:15 GMT, (Gosh Dawg!)
wrote:



New specially designed watt meter just for CB'ers! It will read up to
10 gazillion watts and has four power range settings.

The engineer setting - 100 watts in reads 100 watts on the meter.

The bragging CB'er setting - 100 watts in reads 400 watts on the
meter.

The Elkin setting - 100 watts in reads a dead key of 75 and swings to
750 watts.

The DaveMade setting - 100 watts in reads 1500 watts and then your
amplifier blows up.

: )




Let me guess -- on the first day, you received orders from CB'ers for over
3,000 meters.


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