cq contest
 

There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who truly wanted
to excel in his studies. Without fail, he would daily visit the school's
path lab following his classes to do extra work. One evening he uncovered a
cadaver only to notice a cork plugging it's rectum. Curious, he removed the
cork only to hear, "CQ contest , I just can't wait to call CQ contest ..."
Startled, he replaced the cork. Curiosity soon got the best of him and he
once again removed the cork. Again he heard the tune, "CQ contest , I just
can't wait to call CQ contest ..." He could stand it no more. He replaced
the cork, covered the cadaver and raced upstairs to his professor's office.
He persuaded the man to accompany him back to the lab. Once there, the
student again uncovered the cadaver and displayed the corked rectum. The
professor looked unfazed. When the student removed the cork, the same sound
emanated, "CQ contest." The professor looked bored and started to walk away.
The student was aghast at this casual response. He said to the professor,
"Don't you find this amazing?" The professor replied, "Not really, almost
any asshole can call CQ Contest.

trolling right along
 

burt wrote:
trolling right along

cq contest
 

burt wrote:
There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who truly wanted
to excel in his studies. Without fail, he would daily visit the school's
path lab following his classes to do extra work. One evening he uncovered a
cadaver only to notice a cork plugging it's rectum. Curious, he removed the
cork only to hear, "I am burt ..I am burt."
Startled, he replaced the cork. Curiosity soon got the best of him and he
once again removed the cork. Again he heard the tune, "I am burt...I am burt" He could stand it no more. He replaced
the cork, covered the cadaver and raced upstairs to his professor's office.
He persuaded the man to accompany him back to the lab. Once there, the
student again uncovered the cadaver and displayed the corked rectum. The
professor looked unfazed. When the student removed the cork, the same sound
emanated, "I am burt" The professor looked bored and started to walk away.
The student was aghast at this casual response. He said to the professor,
"Don't you find this amazing?" The professor replied, "Not really, almost
any asshole can be a burt."