It is called a Toothbrush, Mark
 

Dental decay and unhealthy living practices go hand in hand. Mark had an
unsavory experience with an oral surgeon and is now "recovering".

Preventive dentistry is apparently not in Mark's book, as he let his rotten
teeth get so bad that he needed oral surgery. One must wonder how many teeth
Mark has left. Will he be relegated to eating oatmeal? Soup? Soggy corn
flakes? Did the Oral Surgeon help rid Mark of those nasty, black gaps in his
teeth?

And I want to know who paid for his procedures! Mark probably went to the
Emergency Room since he has no insurance, and WE, you and I, ended up paying
for his visit.

But of course Mark, in his own twisted logic, probably feels that we "owe"
him the cost of his medical bills.

Buy a one dollar toothbrush, Mark. Use it. On your teeth...