This test is for ham radio operators
 

1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

7. Are you overweight ?________

8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting topics
on ham radio?_______________

13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________



How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.

Wow, I got 10, and I retook the test and still find a pulse. Should I just
go ahead and call QST? Hi Hi!
Mike
KC2JGA


"SouthDakotaRadio" wrote in message
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1. Do you say QSL on voice?_________

2. Do you say "For ID" after your call?________

3. Is it rare for you to have a contact longer than 20 minutes?_______

4. Do you check into traffic nets to up the "body count?"_________

5. Do you check into traffic nets for any reason?__________

6. Do you participate in contests and like it?________

7. Are you overweight ?________

8. Have your worked more countries than the number of sexual encounters
with your spouse?____________

9. Are you a regular on a two meter repeater?___________

10. Do you dislike children in general?______________

11. Do you ask for help and when received from a number of hams send out a
general thank you to everyone in the world?___________

12. Do you think it is wrong to talk about politics or other interesting
topics
on ham radio?_______________

13. Do you ever say "hi hi?"___________



How to Sco

Number of Yes answers:

2 or less- are you sure you are a ham?

4 to 6- you are on the edge of being human or ham.

6 to 8-you are a typical ham-very boring.

8 to 10-check your pulse, if you find one re-take
test.

10 or more. Call the funeral home, send your name
into QST as a Silent Key.

Absolutly pointless !!

entertaining for 60s then it is gone.
just like the "UR Five Nine - What was the Call? "
brigade.