"beefourzees" wrote ...

Try taping a kiebassa to your leg and take
a walk down Castro street. Then in no time
you'll be so 'complete' that you'll be able
to catch a softball with your arse..

You might wanna explain in more detail. Not sure Mr. Davies is
familiar with the following terms:
kielbasa
Castro Street
'complete' (in the context to which you referred).

In the interest of travel time, he could possibly achieve the same
effect in midtown Atlanta. Or Key West. Or the French Quarter.