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How's come they're not looking for a couple of good CW Ops?

The Guamanian judges give Brian 9.8 on the Olympic Troll-O-Meter,
but they were over-ruled by the umpires in instant replay, who
award it a 2.7

The Guamanian judges lodged a formal protest!

It was sufficiently trollish, of course, but way too obvious.
It was poorly written, poorly executed, and was so incredibly
lame as to lack the true drawing power of a really masterful
troll. Maybe as high as a 2.9 for the sheer dump huck stupidity
of the premise, but a 9.8? Never! The Guamanian judges tear
their hair out, throw their balalaikas down in dismay, and perform
the traditional Chamorran Dismay Chant! They demand a recount!

Hafa Adai,

Hans, Lord High Keeper of the Troll-O-Meter