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Berry Cuda December 18th 05 03:43 AM

Dear Santa
 
Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a brain and some double A batteries to run it.
Is Rudolph real? How is the North Pole? I would also like a bell from your
sleigh and some crayons too. I color a lot and I was good all year and did
not touch my sister one time. Can you put a rope through the hole in the
bell and tie the rope to my neck so I can wear it every day and be a
ding-a-ling?

Your friend
Todd



N9OGL December 18th 05 08:50 AM

Dear Santa
 
In article , "Berry Cuda" NotRoger@anon wrote:

Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a brain and some double A batteries to run it.
Is Rudolph real? How is the North Pole? I would also like a bell from your
sleigh and some crayons too. I color a lot and I was good all year and did
not touch my sister one time. Can you put a rope through the hole in the
bell and tie the rope to my neck so I can wear it every day and be a
ding-a-ling?

Your friend
Todd


Hmmm, sounds kind of like Dan


Todd N9OGL

Not Roger II December 18th 05 09:51 AM

Dear Santa
 

"N9OGL" wrote in message
...
In article , "Berry Cuda" NotRoger@anon wrote:

Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a brain and some double A batteries to run it.
Is Rudolph real? How is the North Pole? I would also like a bell from your
sleigh and some crayons too. I color a lot and I was good all year and did
not touch my sister one time. Can you put a rope through the hole in the
bell and tie the rope to my neck so I can wear it every day and be a
ding-a-ling?

Your friend
Todd


Hmmm, sounds kind of like Dan


Todd N9OGL

//
Dan left this group two months ago. You should do the same.




N9OGL December 19th 05 02:10 PM

Dear Santa
 
Dan left this group two months ago. You should do the same.


I have just as much right to be here as you.

Todd N9OGL


[email protected] December 19th 05 02:46 PM

Dear Santa
 
No, you don't, dumbass.


N9OGL December 19th 05 03:09 PM

Dear Santa
 
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


Lloyd December 19th 05 09:36 PM

Dear Santa
 
On 19 Dec 2005 07:09:06 -0800, N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


I was assistint monerator last year when steve was monerator. he
appointed me. I think steve is still monerator or maybe dave hiel is
or maybe they trade it back and fourth. you should becareful if steve
is still monerator because he dont like you and he might ban you.

Dr.Ace December 20th 05 01:14 AM

Dear Santa
 

"Lloyd" wrote in message
...
On 19 Dec 2005 07:09:06 -0800, N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


I was assistint monerator last year when steve was monerator. he
appointed me. I think steve is still monerator or maybe dave hiel is
or maybe they trade it back and fourth. you should becareful if steve
is still monerator because he dont like you and he might ban you.


What the hell is a "monerator" ???
Ace - WH2T




KØHB December 20th 05 01:37 AM

Dear Santa
 

"Dr.Ace" wrote


What the hell is a "monerator" ???
Ace - WH2T


It's a moderator with a missing dit.

Like Mark is a Mary with a missing dah (or more).

Beep Beep
de Hans, K0HB






N9OGL December 20th 05 02:00 AM

Dear Santa
 
was assistint monerator last year when steve was monerator. he
appointed me. I think steve is still monerator or maybe dave hiel is
or maybe they trade it back and fourth. you should becareful if steve
is still monerator because he dont like you and he might ban you.


my question is who gave him that authority??


Todd N9OGL


K4YZ December 20th 05 03:53 AM

Dear Santa
 

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR???


"monorator"...?!?!

ANSWER NO, SO #### OFF!!!


More of that expensive Illinois college education going to waste.
Or maybe the money was spent on anime comic books instead...?!?!

Steve, K4YZ


an_old_friend December 20th 05 05:09 AM

more of stevie's effort at control
 

K4YZ wrote:
N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR???


"monorator"...?!?!


grow up

ANSWER NO, SO #### OFF!!!


More of that expensive Illinois college education going to waste.
Or maybe the money was spent on anime comic books instead...?!?!


grow up

Steve, K4YZ



the ding-a-ling of 3.9-- mHz December 20th 05 07:11 AM

Dear Santa
 

"Berry Cuda" NotRoger@anon wrote in message
...
Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a brain and some double A batteries to run

it.
Is Rudolph real? How is the North Pole? I would also like a bell from

your
sleigh and some crayons too. I color a lot and I was good all year and

did
not touch my sister one time. Can you put a rope through the hole in the
bell and tie the rope to my neck so I can wear it every day and be a
ding-a-ling?

Your friend
Todd


I want a 4x D-Cell vibrator with the matching green
neon jelly 21" dilldo attachment so I can widen out
my bunghole for --------- and his friends on New Year
when we "pork-in" the New Year.

".....yeah, ya like that don't'cha bitch?!"
- Saddam in SouthPark


[email protected] December 20th 05 03:34 PM

Dear Santa
 

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge of
your monosyllable utterings?


[email protected] December 20th 05 03:36 PM

Dear Santa
 
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


the ding-a-ling of 3.9-- mHz December 20th 05 03:45 PM

Dear Santa
 

"Dr.Ace" wrote in message
...

"Lloyd" wrote in message
...
On 19 Dec 2005 07:09:06 -0800, N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


I was assistint monerator last year when steve was monerator. he
appointed me. I think steve is still monerator or maybe dave hiel is
or maybe they trade it back and fourth. you should becareful if steve
is still monerator because he dont like you and he might ban you.


What the hell is a "monerator" ???
Ace - WH2T


.....someone you pick up at the West Memphis Greyhound Bus Station
around 1:00 AM on Saturday who's dressed in black fishnets, has on
a green platnium wig, is 6'4" tall and pees standing up.

(any more questions?)


Dr Who December 20th 05 05:11 PM

Dear Santa give Woger a dictionary
 
On 20 Dec 2005 07:34:45 -0800, wrote:

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge of
your monosyllable utterings?


The word is "monosyllabic," you DUMBASS!!!!

Lloyd II December 20th 05 11:22 PM

Dear Santa
 

"the ding-a-ling of 3.9-- mHz" wrote in message
roups.com...

"Berry Cuda" NotRoger@anon wrote in message
...
Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a brain and some double A batteries to run

it.
Is Rudolph real? How is the North Pole? I would also like a bell from

your
sleigh and some crayons too. I color a lot and I was good all year and

did
not touch my sister one time. Can you put a rope through the hole in the
bell and tie the rope to my neck so I can wear it every day and be a
ding-a-ling?

Your friend
Todd


I want a 4x D-Cell vibrator with the matching green
neon jelly 21" dilldo attachment so I can widen out
my bunghole for --------- and his friends on New Year
when we "pork-in" the New Year.

".....yeah, ya like that don't'cha bitch?!"
- Saddam in SouthPark
///

(Woger will plagiarize this one for sure...)



Lloyd II December 20th 05 11:26 PM

Dear Santa give Woger a dictionary
 

"Dr Who" wrote in message
...
On 20 Dec 2005 07:34:45 -0800, wrote:

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge of
your monosyllable utterings?


The word is "monosyllabic," you DUMBASS!!!!


And just what the heck is "definatrely" you DUMBASS????


--
"There you have it: Just start talking about fags, asses, or
cocksucking, and Woger comes stumbling in stepping on his crank, with
both cap guns blazing." -- John Kimball



[email protected] December 21st 05 07:38 PM

Dear Santa give Dr. Whore a cure for his cocksucking lisp
 

Dr Whore wrote:
On 20 Dec 2005 07:34:45 -0800, wrote:

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!


What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge of
your monosyllable utterings?


The word is "monosyllabic," you DUMBASS!!!!


As if you'd know, pizza boy mentally ill retard, you couldn't pass high
school and had to get a G.E.D. He only had one uttering, DUMBASS, so it
is in the singular tense, not plural,
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


[email protected] December 21st 05 07:40 PM

Dear Santa give Mikey Slater a cock like dead Fred Eichorn's.........
 

Lloyd Jew wrote:


And just what the heck is "definatrely" you DUMBASS????

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Your cum stained keyboard's comma key stuck again, kiddie ****er?


Dr Who December 21st 05 08:08 PM

Dear Santa give Woger a dictionary
 
On 21 Dec 2005 11:38:40 -0800, whinyslit_woger ****ed up with:

Dr Whore wrote:
On 20 Dec 2005 07:34:45 -0800, wrote:

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!

What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge of
your monosyllable utterings?


The word is "monosyllabic," you DUMBASS!!!!


As if you'd know, pizza boy mentally ill retard, you couldn't pass high
school and had to get a G.E.D. He only had one uttering, DUMBASS, so it
is in the singular tense, not plural,
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


Hey DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!, "monosyllabic"
is the ONLY form of the adjective, DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mua HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Ace December 22nd 05 03:39 AM

Dear Santa
 

wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T



an Old friend December 22nd 05 05:09 AM

Dear Santa
 

Dr.Ace wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T


judgeing people by the standards of your mail order degree again?


Lloyd II December 22nd 05 05:42 AM

Dear Santa
 

"an Old friend" wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr.Ace wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T


judgeing people by the standards of your mail order degree again?
' '

Not to be "judgeing" one by the degrees they claim to hold, but if Toad were
to go to barber college and take the test twice and pass both times,
wouldn't that make him twice the barber he was before?
Could we then call Toad 2Test, also?
Likewise for the malcontent sociopath Amateur Radio Operator (2Test) who has
had to take his Ham test twice. Doesn't that make the Ham in question twice
the operator he was before Riley 'invited' him to retest?

Heck, by extrapolation and a loooooong stretch of the imagination, according
to 2Test this should be so.









K4YZ December 22nd 05 06:04 AM

Dear Santa
 

an Old friend wrote:
Dr.Ace wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T


judgeing people by the standards of your mail order degree again?


The functionally illiterate welfare warrior "calling" others on
their "degrees"...

Cute, Markie...Cute!

Steve, K4YZ


[email protected] December 22nd 05 07:50 PM

Dear Santa
 

Dr.Ace wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T


True, Toad couldn't even get through the 10th grade the 5 times he
tried.


[email protected] December 22nd 05 08:01 PM

Dear Santa
 

Lloyd the Jew wrote:
"an Old wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr.Ace wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T


judgeing people by the standards of your mail order degree again?


"Mail order degree?" guffaw! You really are a ****ing imbecile.
Obviously, when you can't even spell "judging" correctly, fatass.


Not to be "judgeing" one by the degrees they claim to hold, but if Toad were


"judging", stupid.

to go to barber college and take the test twice and pass both times,
wouldn't that make him twice the barber he was before?
Could we then call Toad 2Test, also?


"2Test" isn't a word, DUMBASS. But YOU couldn't pass your freshman year
of that 10th rate community college, tubby. Nor can you upgrade for the
training wheel technician license. Better stick to the 2 meter
repeaters you jam, Davies, you couldn't put a decent antenna for HF in
that ghetto HUD apartment you are forced to live in because you ****ed
up in life so bad the best job you can get is one as a pizza delivery
BOY.

Likewise for the malcontent sociopath Amateur Radio Operator (2Test) who has
had to take his Ham test twice. Doesn't that make the Ham in question twice
the operator he was before Riley 'invited' him to retest?


It wasn't much of a sanction or punishment either way, eternal no code
tech. Roger upgraded from the General he had to retake (quite easily,
too; YOU can't even get 5 wpm code, remember, you get stuck after 5
lettters). Looks like the "punishment/sanction" wasn't very effective.


Heck, by extrapolation and a loooooong stretch of the imagination, according
to 2Test this should be so.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Making up words again, you chronic alcoholic? Go back to delivering
those greasy ****ty Papa John's pizzas, fatass.


John K. December 22nd 05 08:53 PM

Dear Santa
 

wrote in message
oups.com...

Lloyd the Jew wrote:
"an Old wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr.Ace wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T


judgeing people by the standards of your mail order degree again?


"Mail order degree?" guffaw! You really are a ****ing imbecile.
Obviously, when you can't even spell "judging" correctly, fatass.


Not to be "judgeing" one by the degrees they claim to hold, but if Toad

were

"judging", stupid.

to go to barber college and take the test twice and pass both times,
wouldn't that make him twice the barber he was before?
Could we then call Toad 2Test, also?


"2Test" isn't a word, DUMBASS. But YOU couldn't pass your freshman year
of that 10th rate community college, tubby. Nor can you upgrade for the
training wheel technician license. Better stick to the 2 meter
repeaters you jam, Davies, you couldn't put a decent antenna for HF in
that ghetto HUD apartment you are forced to live in because you ****ed
up in life so bad the best job you can get is one as a pizza delivery
BOY.

Likewise for the malcontent sociopath Amateur Radio Operator (2Test) who

has
had to take his Ham test twice. Doesn't that make the Ham in question

twice
the operator he was before Riley 'invited' him to retest?


It wasn't much of a sanction or punishment either way, eternal no code
tech. Roger upgraded from the General he had to retake (quite easily,
too; YOU can't even get 5 wpm code, remember, you get stuck after 5
lettters). Looks like the "punishment/sanction" wasn't very effective.


Heck, by extrapolation and a loooooong stretch of the imagination,

according
to 2Test this should be so.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Making up words again, you chronic alcoholic? Go back to delivering
those greasy ****ty Papa John's pizzas, fatass.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Typical Roger. Whenever he stumbles across a word he doesn't understand, he
accuses the other of "making it up."

--
"It's "complaintant," you sniveling weasel." (Roger Wiseman on spelling
complainant.)




Billy Smith December 26th 05 05:55 PM

more of stevie's effort at control
 
Isn't that the truth. Grow the hell up.

"an_old_friend" wrote in message
oups.com...

K4YZ wrote:
N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR???


"monorator"...?!?!


grow up

ANSWER NO, SO #### OFF!!!


More of that expensive Illinois college education going to waste.
Or maybe the money was spent on anime comic books instead...?!?!


grow up

Steve, K4YZ





Billy Smith December 26th 05 07:34 PM

Dear Santa give Dr. Whore a cure for his cocksucking lisp
 
Hey Woger, did you ever finish those flunky degrees you claimed to receive

wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr Whore wrote:
On 20 Dec 2005 07:34:45 -0800, wrote:

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!

What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge of
your monosyllable utterings?


The word is "monosyllabic," you DUMBASS!!!!


As if you'd know, pizza boy mentally ill retard, you couldn't pass high
school and had to get a G.E.D. He only had one uttering, DUMBASS, so it
is in the singular tense, not plural,
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!




[email protected] December 26th 05 10:30 PM

more of stevie's effort at control
 
On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 17:55:50 GMT, "Billy Smith"
wrote:

Isn't that the truth. Grow the hell up.


sadly I fear he can't

"an_old_friend" wrote in message
roups.com...

K4YZ wrote:
N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR???

"monorator"...?!?!


grow up

ANSWER NO, SO #### OFF!!!

More of that expensive Illinois college education going to waste.
Or maybe the money was spent on anime comic books instead...?!?!


grow up

Steve, K4YZ




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he also shows signs of being dangerously unstable

STEVEN J ROBESON
151 12TH AVE NW
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931-967-6282

BTW with the exalant response steve you can look forward to seeing this email addy on RRAP a while

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[email protected] December 27th 05 10:30 PM

Dear Santa
 

John K. wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

Lloyd the Jew wrote:
"an Old wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr.Ace wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...
What college? Barber college is all the college Toad could pass.


What makes you think he could pass barber college?
Ace - WH2T


judgeing people by the standards of your mail order degree again?


"Mail order degree?" guffaw! You really are a ****ing imbecile.
Obviously, when you can't even spell "judging" correctly, fatass.


Not to be "judgeing" one by the degrees they claim to hold, but if Toad

were

"judging", stupid.

to go to barber college and take the test twice and pass both times,
wouldn't that make him twice the barber he was before?
Could we then call Toad 2Test, also?


"2Test" isn't a word, DUMBASS. But YOU couldn't pass your freshman year
of that 10th rate community college, tubby. Nor can you upgrade for the
training wheel technician license. Better stick to the 2 meter
repeaters you jam, Davies, you couldn't put a decent antenna for HF in
that ghetto HUD apartment you are forced to live in because you ****ed
up in life so bad the best job you can get is one as a pizza delivery
BOY.

Likewise for the malcontent sociopath Amateur Radio Operator (2Test) who

has
had to take his Ham test twice. Doesn't that make the Ham in question

twice
the operator he was before Riley 'invited' him to retest?


It wasn't much of a sanction or punishment either way, eternal no code
tech. Roger upgraded from the General he had to retake (quite easily,
too; YOU can't even get 5 wpm code, remember, you get stuck after 5
lettters). Looks like the "punishment/sanction" wasn't very effective.


Heck, by extrapolation and a loooooong stretch of the imagination,

according
to 2Test this should be so.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Making up words again, you chronic alcoholic? Go back to delivering
those greasy ****ty Papa John's pizzas, fatass.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Typical Roger. Whenever he stumbles across a word he doesn't understand, he
accuses the other of "making it up."


"2Test" isn't in the dictionary, DUMBASS Tunder.


[email protected] December 27th 05 10:36 PM

Dear Santa give Billy Smith a cure for his cocksucking lisp
 

Billy Smith wrote:
Hey Woger,

Hey Doug Smith, did you ever get rid of that genital herpes you got
from eating out your mother? Since your "mother" is a shemale, you
must've sucked her dick quite a lot over xmas.

did you ever finish those flunky degrees you claimed to receive


"Flunky degrees?"

LOL @ the Smith ****forbrians. Roger went to a real college, unlike
you, who flunked out of freshman year at a tenth rate community
college.




wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr Whore wrote:
On 20 Dec 2005 07:34:45 -0800, wrote:

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!

What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge of
your monosyllable utterings?

The word is "monosyllabic," you DUMBASS!!!!


As if you'd know, pizza boy mentally ill retard, you couldn't pass high
school and had to get a G.E.D. He only had one uttering, DUMBASS, so it
is in the singular tense, not plural,
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



Billy Smith January 5th 06 08:06 AM

Dear Santa give Billy Smith a cure for his cocksucking lisp
 
Hey Roger do you always speak of yourself in the third person. Or are that
delusional after puffing those big ones. Seems that you know so much about
the whole fag thing Roger. What college was that by the way Roger, you West
Virginia imbecile. Now go lick your stained keyboard of that overflow off
your mouth boy.

wrote in message
oups.com...

Billy Smith wrote:
Hey Woger,

Hey Doug Smith, did you ever get rid of that genital herpes you got
from eating out your mother? Since your "mother" is a shemale, you
must've sucked her dick quite a lot over xmas.

did you ever finish those flunky degrees you claimed to receive


"Flunky degrees?"

LOL @ the Smith ****forbrians. Roger went to a real college, unlike
you, who flunked out of freshman year at a tenth rate community
college.




wrote in message
oups.com...

Dr Whore wrote:
On 20 Dec 2005 07:34:45 -0800, wrote:

N9OGL wrote:
ARE YOU THE MONORATOR??? ANSWER NO, SO **** OFF!!!

What's a "Monorator," you DUMBASS???? Is that the person in charge
of
your monosyllable utterings?

The word is "monosyllabic," you DUMBASS!!!!

As if you'd know, pizza boy mentally ill retard, you couldn't pass high
school and had to get a G.E.D. He only had one uttering, DUMBASS, so it
is in the singular tense, not plural,
DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!





[email protected] January 5th 06 02:16 PM

Dear Santa give Billy Smith a cure for his cocksucking lisp
 

Billy Smith wrote:
Hey Roger whines flushed. Notice Billy Smith didn't deny he has a cocksucking lisp


Hey, Billy, you guessed wrong again, you aids ridden cockgobbler. But a
Misery/okie ****head like you isn't too bright to begin with.


an old friend January 6th 06 08:28 PM

shit
 

wrote:
cuting all **** out of the post

gee nothing left



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