RadioBanter - Analyzing Woger

Woger went off the deep end years ago. His current posts are nothing new.
You would have to understand Woger to know how his mind misfires. He hears
voices.

Woger is, to begin with, a *******. No, not a ******* in the name-calling
sense, but a ******* in that he was put up for adoption in his early years.
There is some doubt that Woger even knows who the sperm donor was.

Woger went on to marry a poor, unsuspecting woman who must have had an I.Q.
that registered at the freezing point. His marriage failed and the poor gal
gave Woger his walking papers. Woger had to leave Florida with his tail
between his legs.

Wogie also claims to be an Air Force veteran, though there are no records to
substantiate that claim and the Air Force records show no person by this
name on their rolls.

Woger also claims that he bought the house he now lives in, despite old
records that indicate that his adoptive mother, Marie, was the only owner of
record prior to her demise. Those records are no longer available because
Woger raised a stink about it and demanded they be removed from public
scrutiny.

Woger is now the sole owner of record for his inherited, $33,000 home and
there are tax records still available for on- line scrutiny. Or at least
there were. Perhaps Woger went to the Recorder's office to have them removed
once again.

And there is little doubt that Woger is well known with the local law
enforcement officers. They have been to his home on more than one occasion
and when Woger was called to the Chief's office some years ago for
questioning, Woger had some sort of a cardiac problem that caused the Chief
to call the medics. As Woger was being carted off in the ambulance the Chief
said, "I thought we were going to lose him."

It is no secret that Woger is a rather short man. He stands all of five feet
and four inches tall in high heels. He likewise has a complexion problem
even at fifty years of age.

It is also no secret that Woger has been under the care of a Psychiatrist
and has prescription medications that he is supposed to take daily. Woger
suffers from paranoia and other mental disorders and one can see this very
easily. Just look at the photos of his house. Who, in his/her right mind,
would keep the curtains and shades pulled down 24/7? Not just one or two
shades, but ALL of them.

Woger is clearly afraid of something or somebody. Or, maybe it is the
psychoactive meds he takes.maybe the drugs make his eyes sensitive to
daylight.

Most likely, though, Woger keeps the blinds drawn because he lives in fear
of the outside world. He is only brave behind his keyboard.