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Nobody April 15th 06 10:13 AM

Why abortions are legal.
 
Years ago when the country was more conservative, abortions were illegal.
Then, as time moved on and cousins married cousins, brothers married
sisters, and dads impregnated their daughters, abortion was made the law of
land. West Virginia hailed this as normalizing the status quo.
Unfortunately for all of us, Woger Wussman was conceived well before
abortion was a legal option. Too bad.
It would have been fun to watch as Woger did double back flips in his
embryonic sac while trying to avoid the probing coat hanger. I can almost
see it. Woger twisting sideways to avoid the hook...saying, "Oops! You
missed me." Then again, when the hanger was inserted for another try I can
imagine Woger saying, "Nice try, Lloyd. But I am still here."
One can only imagine the tears Woger's birth giver must have shed when she
looked at him. In fact, one local witness to Woger's birth said that the
donor vagina looked at Woger and cried, "THAT thing came from my vagina?"
The witness stated that, to spare the donor vagina any further trauma, the
malformed product of intercourse (POI) was spirited out the back door of the
hatchery in a gunny sack.
Like all abortions that should have been, Woger is with us today whether we
like it or not. And to this day Woger has an aversion to coat hangers and
suffers bouts of nausea whenever he sees one.
You want to see Woger dance? Easy. Wave a metal coat hanger at him and watch
as he does the Hot Potato Hitchhike. He knows how to boogie!
Woger is fairly fleet of foot when it comes to dodging coat hangers. Too bad
he has not the same talent when it comes time to hide his ISPs.

And, Wog? Perhaps you could recommend the same back alley abortion
technician to Mark. It is not too late for Mark. Does this abortionist
perform lobotomies?
Oh, wait. Mark is in no need of a lobotomy. He has no brain matter to
remove.

Happy Easter, Woger. Give my condolences to your donor birth vagina.





an_old_friend April 15th 06 05:32 PM

get help
 

Nobody wrote:
Years ago when the country was more conservative, abortions were illegal.
Then, as time moved on and cousins married cousins, brothers married
sisters, and dads impregnated their daughters, abortion was made the law of
land. West Virginia hailed this as normalizing the status quo.
Unfortunately for all of us, Woger Wussman was conceived well before
abortion was a legal option. Too bad.

get help


[email protected] April 15th 06 11:37 PM

Why abortions are legal.
 

Nobody wrote:
Years ago when the country was more conservative, abortions were illegal.


And Dave Heil's whore mommy was right there, unsuccessfully trying to
copy what Steve Tunder's mommy did.


[email protected] April 15th 06 11:39 PM

Retared Marky sucks and swallows Geno Paris
 

an_old_friend wrote:
get help

He's your gay lover, FAGGOT with AIDS.


an old friend April 16th 06 01:57 AM

get help
 

wrote:
get help


[email protected] April 16th 06 04:36 PM

Mark Morgan has AIDS
 

an old friend wrote:
wrote:
He's your gay lover, FAGGOT with AIDS.


get help


Markies admission he has AIDS, noted.


Billy Smith April 18th 06 07:13 AM

Why abortions are legal.
 
wrote:

Nobody wrote:

Years ago when the country was more conservative, abortions were illegal.



And Dave Heil's whore mommy was right there, unsuccessfully trying to
copy what Steve Tunder's mommy did.


Mrs. Scheissman forgot to flush the toilet when performing her abortion
therefore were stuck with her loser son. He was able to slither up the
sides of the pot and therefore we have the Glendale moron

[email protected] April 18th 06 01:23 PM

Why abortions are legal.
 

Billy "useless pizza BOY" Smith wrote:
wrote:

Nobody wrote:

Years ago when the country was more conservative, abortions were illegal.



And Dave Heil's whore mommy was right there, unsuccessfully trying to
copy what Steve Tunder's mommy did.


Mrs. IKYABWAI


And Mrs. Davies' doctor was able to wipe off the **** that slid down
her poxy bow legs and named it Lloyd Austin Davies.


Billy Smith April 19th 06 07:01 AM

Why abortions are legal.
 
wrote:

Billy "useless pizza BOY" Smith wrote:

wrote:


Nobody wrote:


Years ago when the country was more conservative, abortions were illegal.


And Dave Heil's whore mommy was right there, unsuccessfully trying to
copy what Steve Tunder's mommy did.


Mrs. IKYABWAI



And Mrs. Davies' doctor was able to wipe off the **** that slid down
her poxy bow legs and named it Lloyd Austin Davies.


Speaking of yourself again Scheissman, considering that Lloyd hasnt
posted here in quite some time you must be obsessed by him. Are you gay
or just a loser? Oh, maybe the answer is both. LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!

[email protected] April 19th 06 02:26 PM

Why abortions are legal.
 

Billy "piece of **** time TURD" Smith wrote:
wrote:

Billy "useless pizza BOY" Smith wrote:

wrote:


Nobody wrote:


Years ago when the country was more conservative, abortions were illegal.


And Dave Heil's whore mommy was right there, unsuccessfully trying to
copy what Steve Tunder's mommy did.


Mrs. IKYABWAI



And Mrs. Davies' doctor was able to wipe off the **** that slid down
her poxy bow legs and named it Lloyd Austin Davies.


Speaking of


No, he was speaking of you, LARDASS Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloyd
Davies.



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