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Billy Smith May 18th 06 07:38 AM

I pretend to be a girl in the chat rooms
 
Roger Wiseman wrote:

love to pop my pimples
It's what I like to do
I love to pop my pimples
As I drink my Mountain Dew

People always tease me
About my zit filled face
They say I make them queasy
It makes me feel out of place

I love to squeeze my pimples
and when the pus is about to explode
I aim it at mean people
and laugh and yell,"Here, have a pus load"

I love to pop my pimples
It's what I like to do
It really helps pass the time
at my job in fast food

If a customer is mean to me
I know exactly how to get him back
I pop one of my many pimples
some special sauce for his Big Mac

So if you are ever mean
Remember the words that I have said
Because this zit faced loser
will pop some pus toward your head





Hahahahhaha. That is an excellent commentary.

[email protected] May 18th 06 01:38 PM

I pretend to be a girl in the chat rooms
 

Billy Smith wrote:
poor pathetic Davies

Answering yourself again, Lardass?


Billy Smith May 18th 06 05:50 PM

I pretend to be a girl in the chat rooms
 
wrote:

Billy Smith wrote:
poor pathetic Davies

Answering yourself again, Lardass?


Have you drank some cyanide yet loser. Do it, we won't miss you.

[email protected] May 18th 06 07:43 PM

I pretend to be a girl in the chat rooms
 

Billy "plagiarizing high school dropout Davies" Smith wrote:
wrote:

Billy Smith wrote:
poor pathetic Davies

Answering yourself again, Lardass?


Have you drank some cyanide yet loser.


Poor Lardass, plagiarizing from Les Locklear now.

Do it, we won't miss you.


Nobody would miss you, Lardass, that's why you have to beg for
listeners to your bumbling ****ty web "show."
Everybody hates you, Lardass, everybody!


James Douglas May 19th 06 11:29 PM

I pretend to be a girl in the chat rooms
 
wrote:
Billy "plagiarizing high school dropout Davies" Smith wrote:
wrote:

Billy Smith wrote:
poor pathetic Davies

Answering yourself again, Lardass?

Have you drank some cyanide yet loser.


Poor Lardass, plagiarizing from Les Locklear now.

Do it, we won't miss you.


Nobody would miss you, Lardass, that's why you have to beg for
listeners to your bumbling ****ty web "show."
Everybody hates you, Lardass, everybody!

I pretended to be Bill Gates in a AOL chatroom soliciting input
about the new version of windows, funny I got
quite a few suggestions from the group!

Roger Wiseman May 19th 06 11:44 PM

I pretend to be a girl in the chat rooms
 

"James Douglas" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Billy "plagiarizing high school dropout Davies" Smith wrote:
wrote:

Billy Smith wrote:
poor pathetic Davies

Answering yourself again, Lardass?

Have you drank some cyanide yet loser.


Poor Lardass, plagiarizing from Les Locklear now.

Do it, we won't miss you.


Nobody would miss you, Lardass, that's why you have to beg for
listeners to your bumbling ****ty web "show."
Everybody hates you, Lardass, everybody!

I pretended to be Bill Gates in a AOL chatroom soliciting input
about the new version of windows, funny I got
quite a few suggestions from the group!

Remember me? I'm the dirty sanchez expert.



[email protected] May 22nd 06 02:53 PM

I pretend to be a girl in the chat rooms
 

Lardass LLoyd Davies wrote:
"James Douglas" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Billy "plagiarizing high school dropout Davies" Smith wrote:
wrote:

Billy Smith wrote:
poor pathetic Davies

Answering yourself again, Lardass?

Have you drank some cyanide yet loser.

Poor Lardass, plagiarizing from Les Locklear now.

Do it, we won't miss you.

Nobody would miss you, Lardass, that's why you have to beg for
listeners to your bumbling ****ty web "show."
Everybody hates you, Lardass, everybody!

I pretended to be Bill Gates in a AOL chatroom soliciting input
about the new version of windows, funny I got
quite a few suggestions from the group!

Remember me? I'm the dirty sanchez expert.


No, Lardass, here's what you are expert at:

http://h1.ripway.com/lloyddaviessux/...ger_sounds.jpg



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