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Q: What's red and hard and full of siemens?

A: A rusty iron pipe.

Chuckles,

The Eternal Squire

What's long, hard and full of thick semen?

An Irish Submarine

"The Eternal Squire" wrote in message
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Q: What's red and hard and full of siemens?

A: A rusty iron pipe.

Chuckles,

The Eternal Squire

Perhaps in the light of recent events, that should
read a Canadian Submarine?

"Airy R. Bean" wrote in message
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What's long, hard and full of thick semen?

An Irish Submarine

"The Eternal Squire" wrote in message
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Q: What's red and hard and full of siemens?

A: A rusty iron pipe.

Chuckles,

The Eternal Squire

On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 19:05:05 +0100, "Airy R. Bean"
wrote:

Perhaps in the light of recent events, that should
read a Canadian Submarine?

There must already be a bunch of jokes going around over that sub fire
incident. You can always guarantee some wag will come up with a wheeze
over the worst things that happen in life. It's just as well, really
or we'd all go nuts. :-(
--

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

Behold, Airy R. Bean signalled from keyed 4-1000A filament:

Perhaps in the light of recent events, that should read a Canadian
Submarine?

What do seamen sing by candlelight?

"We all live in a Canadian submarine...."

:-))))

--
Gregg t3h g33k
"Ratings are for transistors....tubes have guidelines"
http://geek.scorpiorising.ca

"All the nice girls love a candle,
All the nice girls love a wick,
'Cos there's something about a candle,
That reminds them of a pr***.
Nice and greasy, slips in easy,
It's a girlie's pride and joy.
All the nice girls love a candle,
Ship Ahoy! Ship Ahoy!

(To the tune of "All the nice girls love a sailor")

"Gregg" wrote in message
news:%iLad.11657$qU.11040@clgrps13...
Behold, Airy R. Bean signalled from keyed 4-1000A filament:

Perhaps in the light of recent events, that should read a Canadian
Submarine?

What do seamen sing by candlelight?

"We all live in a Canadian submarine...."

:-))))

--
Gregg t3h g33k
"Ratings are for transistors....tubes have guidelines"
http://geek.scorpiorising.ca