Many years ago I had an elderly, incontinent blowhard uncle much like Len.
He, like Len, had much to say about whatever the topic du jour was and, like
Len, my old uncle talked much but said little. He simply liked hearing
himself pontificate. It afforded him a modicum of self worth and we humored
him as he prattled on and on.

Carry on, Len. I'm sure you will.