RadioBanter - Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...

Man you need to chill. You have issues. Go see a head doc, not a penis
head doc!
Arf! Arf! wrote:
"Billy Smith" wrote in message
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Billy cumgobbler Smith wrote:

wrote:

The God of Odd Statements wrote:

On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:46:01 -0700, kb9rqz69 did not most oddly state:

Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!

You're not overly well-acquainted with the concept of "humour", are you,
guys?

He's serious, Markie has doe that, ****head.

Mwhahahahhahahaha, isn't it done? Nice try DUMBASS!

The series of questions to Mark was done with a small bit of humor, but were
based upon statements Markie had made in the past.
Yes, it was "jest" but Mark indeed has admitted on several occasions that he
self-administers beer enemas to himself. Really! The fool actually admits to
it!
Mark Morgan, the admitted Pagan slash Jew slash Bisexual once commented that
he uses beer enemas to lessen the pain of his rectal issues/hemorrhoids.
Mark said that beer aids in lessening the nagging pain of his bothersome
hemorrhoids.
We simply took it a step further in that some of us wanted to know if Mark
prefers warm beer to cold, if he uses a small hose vs. a garden hose, if he
administers Lite or Miller or Buttweiser and if he does so while standing,
sitting or plopping his dyslexic ass over the neighborhood bar.
While I couldn't care much, the mental image of this dyslexic shoving a
rubber tube up his rectum and pouring 12 ounces of Milwaukee's Best into a
funnel does present a humorous image. Does Mark do this in the privacy of
his own bathroom? Or does he sneak outside behind his car so he can "spew"
into the grass afterwards?
And you gotta admit. Anybody who'd post a blog wherein they tell everybody
that they are bisexual is reason enough to laugh at the clown. And beer
enemas? More reason to laugh.
Put the two together? Wow! You have, in effect, a Doofus 42 year old man who
is sure of his dual sexual proclivities, and one who uses beer in a manner
that leaves the rest of us laughing.

Hey, Mark. I bet you were quite the attraction at your high school Keggers.
While your buddies were holding the keg hose over their mugs to fill them,
you were standing by waiting to shove the hose into your posterior to
relieve those inflamed veins in your well-used rectum.

So, bottom line for you AUK landers who thought we were joking. Not so! Mark
really DOES use beer as an enema.
Mark is on record as stating that he doesn't drink. That never stopped him
from shoving a beer up his ass.