Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
When you self-administer your beer enemas, how do you do so? Do you use warm
beer or cold? Do you use a funnel and surgical tubing or do you simply upend
your arse over the back of a chair, spread your cheeks and pour the beer
into your cavity? Do you insert the entire can or do you prefer a long-neck
bottle? I realize that I am asking highly personal questions, but never in
my life have I ever met anybody who has ever had the stupidity to confess
and discuss such matters.
In fact, I've never spoken to anybody who admits to using beer as an enema.
You are a first.

Oh, and I have to ask. Which brand to you prefer? Is Lager better than say,
Miller Lite? Come Easter, have you ever tried some of the dark beers? I
suppose you prefer Lite as opposed to some of the local ales. I guess the
dark beers foam too much and may leave telltale stains.
And Mark, how do you do this? Do you go to the local tavern, belly up to the
bar, drop your pants while plopping your arse on the bar while telling the
bartender to "fill er' up"? Does the barkeep have a small hose under the bar
with your name on it?

Nahhhh....I'm sure you keep your beer enemas to yourself, don't you? You
wouldn't want everybody on Usenet knowing about your home treatment.
I'd like to buy you a beer Mark. It would be a hoot to watch and well worth
the cost.

No Morkie, You May Not Spread Your Paranoid Delusions Today
 

wrote:
On Sun, 1 Oct 2006 03:57:51 -0500, "Arf! Arf!"
wrote:

Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
no steve you may not hijack the NG further

You already have, Fatso.

Follow the headers, you idiot.

Sheeeeesh. Whatta putz.

Steve, K4YZ

Mork Proves He's An Idiot
 

made an even bigger fool out of himself with:
K4YZ wrote:
wrote:
On Sun, 1 Oct 2006 03:57:51 -0500, "Arf! Arf!"
wrote:

Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
no steve you may not hijack the NG further

You already have, Fatso.

thank you for comfirming your id as arf arf you dog

How do you figure that, Fatso?

You still haven't explained how the headers don't match...Not by a
country mile...

Idiot.

Steve, K4YZ

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Arf! Arf! wrote:
Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
When you self-administer your beer enemas, how do you do so? Do you use warm
beer or cold? Do you use a funnel and surgical tubing or do you simply upend
your arse over the back of a chair, spread your cheeks and pour the beer
into your cavity? Do you insert the entire can or do you prefer a long-neck
bottle? I realize that I am asking highly personal questions, but never in
my life have I ever met anybody who has ever had the stupidity to confess
and discuss such matters.
In fact, I've never spoken to anybody who admits to using beer as an enema.
You are a first.

Oh, and I have to ask. Which brand to you prefer? Is Lager better than say,
Miller Lite? Come Easter, have you ever tried some of the dark beers? I
suppose you prefer Lite as opposed to some of the local ales. I guess the
dark beers foam too much and may leave telltale stains.
And Mark, how do you do this? Do you go to the local tavern, belly up to the
bar, drop your pants while plopping your arse on the bar while telling the
bartender to "fill er' up"? Does the barkeep have a small hose under the bar
with your name on it?

Nahhhh....I'm sure you keep your beer enemas to yourself, don't you? You
wouldn't want everybody on Usenet knowing about your home treatment.
I'd like to buy you a beer Mark. It would be a hoot to watch and well worth
the cost.


Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!

robeson the dog contiues to bark
 

wrote:
Arf! Arf! wrote:

Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!
no Steve is doing so doing anything to divert from his years of abusive
behavoir

just like you are trying to steal my ID

what is the matter you don't like your own ?

get dying of your aids, Markie
 

wrote:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:46:01 -0700, kb9rqz69 did not most oddly state:

Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!

You're not overly well-acquainted with the concept of "humour", are you,
guys?

He's serious, Markie has doe that, ****head.

no they into terror except they are the F-Troop of terrists

You fit right in, ****tard.

get dying of your aids, Markie
 

He's serious, Markie has doe that...

He has doe it?

Hope you don't mind that I've trimmed the superfluous groups that you added.

Dave K8MN

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Nomen Nescio wrote:
Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:
Nomen Nescio wrote:
Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?


yes,sucking cock and eating **** are may favorite past times. Ernie

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:
Nomen Nescio wrote:
Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?

It is spelled ROGAINE, Cocksucker.

when you going to stop welching on your bet about my party sc you owe 100 hunderd to amsat in my name
 

Nomen Nescio wrote:
Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:
Nomen Nescio wrote:
Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?

It is spelled ROGAINE, Cocksucker.

Beer Enemas and other comments...
 

"Billy Smith" wrote in message
ink.net...
Billy cumgobbler Smith wrote:

wrote:

The God of Odd Statements wrote:

On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:46:01 -0700, kb9rqz69 did not most oddly state:

Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!

You're not overly well-acquainted with the concept of "humour", are you,
guys?


He's serious, Markie has doe that, ****head.


Mwhahahahhahahaha, isn't it done? Nice try DUMBASS!


The series of questions to Mark was done with a small bit of humor, but were
based upon statements Markie had made in the past.
Yes, it was "jest" but Mark indeed has admitted on several occasions that he
self-administers beer enemas to himself. Really! The fool actually admits to
it!
Mark Morgan, the admitted Pagan slash Jew slash Bisexual once commented that
he uses beer enemas to lessen the pain of his rectal issues/hemorrhoids.
Mark said that beer aids in lessening the nagging pain of his bothersome
hemorrhoids.
We simply took it a step further in that some of us wanted to know if Mark
prefers warm beer to cold, if he uses a small hose vs. a garden hose, if he
administers Lite or Miller or Buttweiser and if he does so while standing,
sitting or plopping his dyslexic ass over the neighborhood bar.
While I couldn't care much, the mental image of this dyslexic shoving a
rubber tube up his rectum and pouring 12 ounces of Milwaukee's Best into a
funnel does present a humorous image. Does Mark do this in the privacy of
his own bathroom? Or does he sneak outside behind his car so he can "spew"
into the grass afterwards?
And you gotta admit. Anybody who'd post a blog wherein they tell everybody
that they are bisexual is reason enough to laugh at the clown. And beer
enemas? More reason to laugh.
Put the two together? Wow! You have, in effect, a Doofus 42 year old man who
is sure of his dual sexual proclivities, and one who uses beer in a manner
that leaves the rest of us laughing.

Hey, Mark. I bet you were quite the attraction at your high school Keggers.
While your buddies were holding the keg hose over their mugs to fill them,
you were standing by waiting to shove the hose into your posterior to
relieve those inflamed veins in your well-used rectum.

So, bottom line for you AUK landers who thought we were joking. Not so! Mark
really DOES use beer as an enema.
Mark is on record as stating that he doesn't drink. That never stopped him
from shoving a beer up his ass.

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Nomen Nescio wrote:
Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:
Nomen Nescio wrote:
Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?

It is spelled ROGAINE, Cocksucker.

You know, sincve you are a regular user, Chromedome?

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:

Nomen Nescio wrote:

Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:

Nomen Nescio wrote:

Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?

It is spelled ROGAINE, Cocksucker.


You know, sincve you are a regular user, Chromedome?


Sincve? You do mean since, don't you?

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Billy Smith whined:

Sincve? You do mean since, don't you?

"Floriduh?" You mean "Florida," don't you?

Billy "Dumbass who can't put together a sentence" Smith shows off those
English skills, quite ironically in
.net:
"That's interesting there idiot. I bet you really did flunk high school
math and probably elementary too. Oh thats right, wasn't that when was
in
Floriduh. Spelled Florida but the DUH is for your Dumb Ass."

"wasn't that when was in Floriduh" - Billy makes good **** up!

Billy "shoots" himself in his palsied club foot once again in
Message-ID .net:
"Roger, shots himself in the foot"


Billy the "Rhodes" scholar ****s up again and even demonstrates he is
an imbecile in et:
"Right you are, wannabe Rhode's Scholar!"


Billy the illiterate retard Smith screws up again, and his illiteracy
is exposed. "It serves him right."
.net:
"Deserves him right."

Billy "retard" Smith confesses to his generally accepted retarded
status in . net:
"I'm a general retard. bwhahaha"


Billy "spelling champ of the general retards" Smith admits his bad
hygiene but is still in denial about his English skills in
. net
"Sure I can spell and smell."

"Billy" the NOtwordSmith ****s up again with this incompete sentence in
et:
"So when you got divorced boy, did your finally figure out that your
more"

Billy "cumgargler" Smith managed to awaken from his drunken stupor to
slobber
in :
"Isn't that you mom weighed"


Mr."Education" Billy Smith steps on his own dick again when he talks
about others' "educations" (or educatiion" as he spells it) in
t:
"Uh, huh. Right LOSER. Still smoking that dope again? By the way how is
your
so called educatiion actually doing for you? Those online classes."

Billy Smith shows off his Pulitzer Prize writing skills in
t:
"You're whole life has been exhaled before."

Billy "illiterate retard" Smith spikes the "HUH?" factor in this
slobbering in
.net:
"Come on, do it just have you some spiked Kool Aid."

"Didn't" your special-Ed teacher teach you how to spell, Billy?
in k.net:
"...didnt Marie teach you to play nice"

"Rhodes scholar" Billy Lardass Davies Smith blunders and blows his
cover again in . net:
"Rhode's scholar Scheissman blows his cover again."

Billy "dumbass" Smith steps on his own tiny dick when he tries to
criticize others' typos,but he doesn't "perform" well as usual with his
blatant "stupidity" in
. net:
"Noteed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwhahahahahahah. You're a brilliant one
Scheissman.
You even peform stupid acts on your blatant stupidty"

Billy "dropout Lardass" Smith steps on his own dick when he tries to
comment on others' spelling abilities, but he "can't" do any better in
Message-ID: . net:
"Woger cant spell very well anyway."

Billy "dropout pizza BOY" Smith ****s up his sentence again when he
blathered in :
"How about those retest letter you received for jamming."

Billy "illiterate " Smith claims to have been in the Library, but he
can't even spell "I've" correctly, maybe Billy should check out the
English tutoring books there in
et:
"Ive been to quite a few libraries on Sunday and a lot of them are
open."

Billy Smith "the" ill-educated moron ****s up again in
. net:
"Roger is about to finally have th final episode where..."

Billy Smith stumbles on his club foot in his fat mouth when he tries to
claim "hillbillies" are somehow inferior( he squeaks from
"experience"?) in
.net:
"Is that another fine quality of the Hillbilly state? You know, that
third world one where you live full of miscegenation, inbreeding, and
the like. Speaking from experrience again?"

Billy the spelling bee champ Smith ****s up again while trying to make
fun of others' typos and pegs the irony meter in
et:
"Would that by "that" Woger? How abou that Todd rather
than "Taod"?"

Get an English tutor, Markie!
 

an old freindless cocksucker of little boys wrote:
Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:

get flush

Get an English tutor, you illiterate fat queer.

Poor Markie
 

wrote:
stfu ima child raping forger

HAHAHAHA!

get flushed woger and thereby clean up ham radio
 

Mark Morgan, Child Molester wrote:

stfu rapist

KB9RQZ Says Learning Code is EASY!
 

an old freind wrote:
Mark Morgan, Child Molester wrote:

stfu rapist

Morkie talking to himself in public again...

Message-ID: .com

KB9RQZ Said: "oh learning code is easy"

There you have it, folks! Morkie learning code is easy!

Quoted Word For Word!

Steve, K4YZ

More Morkie Mularkie
 

wrote:
wrote:

why do you sexaul stalk men steve?

Why do you snip out entire posts and not answer the questions,
Morkie?

What's "sexaul stalk", Morkie?

Why do you lie about having three college degrees and can't get
through seven words without making idiotic errors?

Aren't you tired of being made a fool of with your OWN words yet,
Morkie?

Steve, K4YZ

Beer Enemas and other comments...
 

Man you need to chill. You have issues. Go see a head doc, not a penis
head doc!
Arf! Arf! wrote:
"Billy Smith" wrote in message
ink.net...
Billy cumgobbler Smith wrote:

wrote:

The God of Odd Statements wrote:

On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:46:01 -0700, kb9rqz69 did not most oddly state:

Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!

You're not overly well-acquainted with the concept of "humour", are you,
guys?


He's serious, Markie has doe that, ****head.


Mwhahahahhahahaha, isn't it done? Nice try DUMBASS!


The series of questions to Mark was done with a small bit of humor, but were
based upon statements Markie had made in the past.
Yes, it was "jest" but Mark indeed has admitted on several occasions that he
self-administers beer enemas to himself. Really! The fool actually admits to
it!
Mark Morgan, the admitted Pagan slash Jew slash Bisexual once commented that
he uses beer enemas to lessen the pain of his rectal issues/hemorrhoids.
Mark said that beer aids in lessening the nagging pain of his bothersome
hemorrhoids.
We simply took it a step further in that some of us wanted to know if Mark
prefers warm beer to cold, if he uses a small hose vs. a garden hose, if he
administers Lite or Miller or Buttweiser and if he does so while standing,
sitting or plopping his dyslexic ass over the neighborhood bar.
While I couldn't care much, the mental image of this dyslexic shoving a
rubber tube up his rectum and pouring 12 ounces of Milwaukee's Best into a
funnel does present a humorous image. Does Mark do this in the privacy of
his own bathroom? Or does he sneak outside behind his car so he can "spew"
into the grass afterwards?
And you gotta admit. Anybody who'd post a blog wherein they tell everybody
that they are bisexual is reason enough to laugh at the clown. And beer
enemas? More reason to laugh.
Put the two together? Wow! You have, in effect, a Doofus 42 year old man who
is sure of his dual sexual proclivities, and one who uses beer in a manner
that leaves the rest of us laughing.

Hey, Mark. I bet you were quite the attraction at your high school Keggers.
While your buddies were holding the keg hose over their mugs to fill them,
you were standing by waiting to shove the hose into your posterior to
relieve those inflamed veins in your well-used rectum.

So, bottom line for you AUK landers who thought we were joking. Not so! Mark
really DOES use beer as an enema.
Mark is on record as stating that he doesn't drink. That never stopped him
from shoving a beer up his ass.

help ham radio SC turn in your license
 

Douche Bag wrote:
Man you need to chill. You have issues. Go see a head doc, not a penis
head doc!

help ham radio SC turn in your license