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Larry Roll K3LT March 28th 04 06:14 PM

When You Hear The Heavy Accent & The Poor Phone Connection... HANG UP!!! ...
 
Pervez talks, then Julie firmly opens a heavy game for Marwan's
spring. Atiqullah! You'll pull lentils. Well, I'll irritate the
ball. While clouds wanly learn porters, the cases often lift
in front of the new goldsmiths. No distant bad tree rejects
candles on Lisette's pathetic envelope. The pear for the sick
sign is the sticker that nibbles grudgingly. We look subtly, unless
Henry calls buttons around Catherine's potter. He'll be receiving
beside cosmetic Hakeem until his powder dreams unbelievably. Get your
strongly teasing tyrant in my ceiling. She may move the younger
draper and irrigate it near its market. No sour gardners change
Youssef, and they frantically converse Taysseer too. Do not
comb a pumpkin! Will you help beneath the satellite, if Norma
nearly fears the boat? My lost puddle won't join before I care it.
He should quietly jump bizarre and climbs our dull, clever dusts
beneath a island.

I was recollecting to pour you some of my filthy tickets. Well,
Jimmy never excuses until Ahmed wanders the blank pool virtually.
Well, carrots answer throughout stupid cellars, unless they're
ugly. Who will we believe after Michael arrives the smart sunshine's
coffee? Don't seek the dryers lazily, improve them tamely. They are
measuring among the lane now, won't play bushs later. She will
order brave sauces, do you creep them? You won't scold me explaining
over your durable hall. All strange wet disks will wrongly walk the
tailors. Try covering the college's upper jug and Rifaat will
behave you! I was shouting aches to fat Charlie, who's cleaning
on the tag's window. Some grocers judge, expect, and depart. Others
freely cook.

Orin, through bandages active and tired, lives with it, hating
hatefully. Kristen attempts the floor before hers and rigidly
recommends. No hot solid frogs weakly attack as the polite ointments
solve.


Don't look now, but this makes more sense than just about anything I've
read on this newsgroup lately!

73 de Larry, K3LT


Dan Yemiola March 28th 04 09:12 PM

I ran it through my spell chequer and it came out OK.
HTTP://web.LexComInc.Net/~ai8o

perhaps we need to refine this discusion.

This looks to me like a perfect example of PURE American gibberish.
Used car salesman will weep when they read this, and will watch and stare in
awe and envy as they see a true Master at work.

Mr Roll can I copy this onto my website?


Larry Roll K3LT wrote in message
...
Pervez talks, then Julie firmly opens a heavy game for Marwan's
spring. Atiqullah! You'll pull lentils. Well, I'll irritate the
ball. While clouds wanly learn porters, the cases often lift
in front of the new goldsmiths. No distant bad tree rejects
candles on Lisette's pathetic envelope. The pear for the sick
sign is the sticker that nibbles grudgingly. We look subtly, unless
Henry calls buttons around Catherine's potter. He'll be receiving
beside cosmetic Hakeem until his powder dreams unbelievably. Get your
strongly teasing tyrant in my ceiling. She may move the younger
draper and irrigate it near its market. No sour gardners change
Youssef, and they frantically converse Taysseer too. Do not
comb a pumpkin! Will you help beneath the satellite, if Norma
nearly fears the boat? My lost puddle won't join before I care it.
He should quietly jump bizarre and climbs our dull, clever dusts
beneath a island.

I was recollecting to pour you some of my filthy tickets. Well,
Jimmy never excuses until Ahmed wanders the blank pool virtually.
Well, carrots answer throughout stupid cellars, unless they're
ugly. Who will we believe after Michael arrives the smart sunshine's
coffee? Don't seek the dryers lazily, improve them tamely. They are
measuring among the lane now, won't play bushs later. She will
order brave sauces, do you creep them? You won't scold me explaining
over your durable hall. All strange wet disks will wrongly walk the
tailors. Try covering the college's upper jug and Rifaat will
behave you! I was shouting aches to fat Charlie, who's cleaning
on the tag's window. Some grocers judge, expect, and depart. Others
freely cook.

Orin, through bandages active and tired, lives with it, hating
hatefully. Kristen attempts the floor before hers and rigidly
recommends. No hot solid frogs weakly attack as the polite ointments
solve.


Don't look now, but this makes more sense than just about anything I've
read on this newsgroup lately!

73 de Larry, K3LT




Leo March 28th 04 11:24 PM

What you are looking at here is called "Markov Text", generated by
mathematical algorithm run on a batch of words. It is commonly used
to produce random blocks of text for insertion into SPAM emails, which
will fool many SPAM-detection programs.

You can play around with an online Markov generator at the following
web site:

http://www.eskimo.com/~rstarr/poormfa/markov.html

A minor radio link: Markov was a student of Chebyshev (of filter
fame)!

73, Leo

On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 15:12:18 -0500, "Dan Yemiola"
wrote:

I ran it through my spell chequer and it came out OK.
HTTP://web.LexComInc.Net/~ai8o

perhaps we need to refine this discusion.

This looks to me like a perfect example of PURE American gibberish.
Used car salesman will weep when they read this, and will watch and stare in
awe and envy as they see a true Master at work.

Mr Roll can I copy this onto my website?


Larry Roll K3LT wrote in message
...
Pervez talks, then Julie firmly opens a heavy game for Marwan's
spring. Atiqullah! You'll pull lentils. Well, I'll irritate the
ball. While clouds wanly learn porters, the cases often lift
in front of the new goldsmiths. No distant bad tree rejects
candles on Lisette's pathetic envelope. The pear for the sick
sign is the sticker that nibbles grudgingly. We look subtly, unless
Henry calls buttons around Catherine's potter. He'll be receiving
beside cosmetic Hakeem until his powder dreams unbelievably. Get your
strongly teasing tyrant in my ceiling. She may move the younger
draper and irrigate it near its market. No sour gardners change
Youssef, and they frantically converse Taysseer too. Do not
comb a pumpkin! Will you help beneath the satellite, if Norma
nearly fears the boat? My lost puddle won't join before I care it.
He should quietly jump bizarre and climbs our dull, clever dusts
beneath a island.

I was recollecting to pour you some of my filthy tickets. Well,
Jimmy never excuses until Ahmed wanders the blank pool virtually.
Well, carrots answer throughout stupid cellars, unless they're
ugly. Who will we believe after Michael arrives the smart sunshine's
coffee? Don't seek the dryers lazily, improve them tamely. They are
measuring among the lane now, won't play bushs later. She will
order brave sauces, do you creep them? You won't scold me explaining
over your durable hall. All strange wet disks will wrongly walk the
tailors. Try covering the college's upper jug and Rifaat will
behave you! I was shouting aches to fat Charlie, who's cleaning
on the tag's window. Some grocers judge, expect, and depart. Others
freely cook.

Orin, through bandages active and tired, lives with it, hating
hatefully. Kristen attempts the floor before hers and rigidly
recommends. No hot solid frogs weakly attack as the polite ointments
solve.


Don't look now, but this makes more sense than just about anything I've
read on this newsgroup lately!

73 de Larry, K3LT




William March 29th 04 02:16 PM

Leo wrote in message . ..
What you are looking at here is called "Markov Text", generated by
mathematical algorithm run on a batch of words. It is commonly used
to produce random blocks of text for insertion into SPAM emails, which
will fool many SPAM-detection programs.

You can play around with an online Markov generator at the following
web site:

http://www.eskimo.com/~rstarr/poormfa/markov.html

A minor radio link: Markov was a student of Chebyshev (of filter
fame)!

73, Leo


Thought it was developed for encryption.

Leo March 29th 04 06:49 PM

Encryption would be one possible application for Markov's algorithms -
although that wasn't his original goal. He was developing formulae to
attempt to explain the random motion of particles in liquids (aka
Brownian motion), and various other stochastic processes. His
algorithm is most loved by spammers, who use it to create blocks of
text which pass right through spam filters. Apparently, some artists
have used it to write song lyrics and prose....

73, Leo

On 29 Mar 2004 05:16:30 -0800, (William) wrote:

Leo wrote in message . ..
What you are looking at here is called "Markov Text", generated by
mathematical algorithm run on a batch of words. It is commonly used
to produce random blocks of text for insertion into SPAM emails, which
will fool many SPAM-detection programs.

You can play around with an online Markov generator at the following
web site:

http://www.eskimo.com/~rstarr/poormfa/markov.html

A minor radio link: Markov was a student of Chebyshev (of filter
fame)!

73, Leo


Thought it was developed for encryption.



Robert Casey March 29th 04 10:38 PM

Dan Yemiola wrote:

I ran it through my spell chequer and it came out OK.
HTTP://web.LexComInc.Net/~ai8o

perhaps we need to refine this discusion.

This looks to me like a perfect example of PURE American gibberish.

Reminds me of that scene from _Blazing Saddles_, where the frontierman
mumbles and rants
on at that town meeting at the church. And someone else follows up
with "Who can argue
with that! A prime example of American gibberish and I'm glad these
fine childern were
here to witness it"......

Used car salesman will weep when they read this, and will watch and stare in
awe and envy as they see a true Master at work.







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