"Dee D. Flint" wrote in message ...

One cannot leap to conclusions based on call sign.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE

Dan and Bruce can always leap to conclusions. It is what the PCTA do
best.

They have an upcoming feature in the June issue of Prevenchin Magazine
extolling the virtues of leaping for exercise, weight control, and
proof of manhood. No sense in counting Tara Root Carbs. I understand
that they also have a contract with Tiny Lytle and a new leaping
machine to be featured in Saturday afternoon infomercials. It is
based upon the International Geographic aborigine leaping tower, and
they must tie vines to their ankles when they leap. No one is really
sure the actual vine length. Oh well. Almost everyone has their
fingers crossed that they don't bash in their brains when they attempt
such manly heroic feats. But hey, on a $250 dare, almost anything can
happen.