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Dave Heil September 2nd 04 04:57 AM

William wrote:

(Jeffrey Herman) wrote in message ...
Gareeb wrote:

Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.



Len, full of hot air,
Sits in an ego closet,
A lonely old man.


73, Jeff KH6O


there once was a ham named herman
who loaned out his PO Box to vermin
he took no guff
regarding his gaffe
and the rest of us at least smiled or oughrightly laughed


It isn't haiku and it misses being a limerick by miles.

There's a little pistol named Brian
And a geezer who makes light of Orion
If they're eager to please
They'll knock off fake Chinese
And accusing some others of lying.

Dave K8MN

Dave Heil September 2nd 04 05:02 AM

Len Over 21 wrote:

Brian, you forgot the TITLE add-on following Jeffies' "signed"
name.

Namely, "Mathematics Lecturer, University of Hawaii." :-)

"Lecturer!" Jeffie used that a few years ago as a two-year
junior college INSTRUCTOR. Then the school had a website
with all the INSTRUCTORS listed and their classes. Ordinary
INSTRUCTOR, but he had to write "Lecturer" in here. :-)

Also, now he's supposed to be "Chief Petty Officer, USCG."

Lots of "Chiefs" in here, but Hans Brakob qualifies as a
Master Chief, USN, with some years under his belt. Very few
can approach that in experience, yet so many try to "out-title"
him. :-)

Jeffie didn't comment - also back a few years - on complex
number arithmetic rules. Complex number quantities are
essential to working with impedances or admittances for best
match and power transfer (as in antennas or stages of a
transmitter). Jeffie is supposed to be a Big Lecturer on
mathematics so I wonder why he never took up that? Tsk.

Wonder if Jeffie still lives on his little boat? :-)


N2EY:

"No matter what job, educational level, employer, or
government/military service that a radio amateur has, if said radio
amateur opposes Mr. Anderson's views, he/she will be the target of Mr.
Anderson's insults, ridicule, name-calling, factual errors, ethnic
slurs, excessive emoticons and general infantile behavior.""

Dave K8MN

Eric Snyder September 7th 04 05:36 PM

It is September.
Emergancy test is near.
Will you be ready?

Eric N7DLV


Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:

(Jeffrey Herman) wrote in message ...
Gareeb wrote:

Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.


Len, full of hot air,
Sits in an ego closet,
A lonely old man.


73, Jeff KH6O


there once was a ham named herman
who loaned out his PO Box to vermin
he took no guff
regarding his gaffe
and the rest of us at least smiled or oughrightly laughed


It isn't haiku and it misses being a limerick by miles.

There's a little pistol named Brian
And a geezer who makes light of Orion
If they're eager to please
They'll knock off fake Chinese
And accusing some others of lying.

Dave K8MN


William September 9th 04 01:13 AM

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:

(Jeffrey Herman) wrote in message ...
Gareeb wrote:

Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.


Len, full of hot air,
Sits in an ego closet,
A lonely old man.


73, Jeff KH6O


there once was a ham named herman
who loaned out his PO Box to vermin
he took no guff
regarding his gaffe
and the rest of us at least smiled or oughrightly laughed


It isn't haiku and it misses being a limerick by miles.

There's a little pistol named Brian
And a geezer who makes light of Orion
If they're eager to please
They'll knock off fake Chinese
And accusing some others of lying.

Dave K8MN


There was once a ham in Tanganika
whose DX knowledge was supposedly encyclopedica (hi, hi).
He worked out of band French
which stirred up quite a stench
and he disavowed any culpabilica.

Dave Heil September 9th 04 06:18 AM


William wrote:

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:

(Jeffrey Herman) wrote in message ...
Gareeb wrote:

Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.


Len, full of hot air,
Sits in an ego closet,
A lonely old man.


73, Jeff KH6O

there once was a ham named herman
who loaned out his PO Box to vermin
he took no guff
regarding his gaffe
and the rest of us at least smiled or oughrightly laughed


It isn't haiku and it misses being a limerick by miles.

There's a little pistol named Brian
And a geezer who makes light of Orion
If they're eager to please
They'll knock off fake Chinese
And accusing some others of lying.


There was once a ham in Tanganika
whose DX knowledge was supposedly encyclopedica (hi, hi).
He worked out of band French
which stirred up quite a stench
and he disavowed any culpabilica.


Well, you finally got the limerick form down but Tanzania was never
"Tanganika" unless you're Polish, French, Italian or Spanish. The name
of the country was (a loooooong time ago) "Tanganyika". "Encyclopedica"
and "culpabilica" just don't work.
The lyrics stink but I'll give it a 65 because of the beat.

As to the "stench", the only person who tried to make anything out of my
6m operation was, well, you. It didn't work and the stench was likely
not smelled beyond your own yard.

Dave K8MN

William September 9th 04 10:13 PM

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:


There was once a ham in Tanganika
whose DX knowledge was supposedly encyclopedica (hi, hi).
He worked out of band French
which stirred up quite a stench
and he disavowed any culpabilica.


Well, you finally got the limerick form down but Tanzania was never
"Tanganika" unless you're Polish, French, Italian or Spanish.


What does Poland, France, or Spain have to do with it?

The name
of the country was (a loooooong time ago) "Tanganyika". "Encyclopedica"
and "culpabilica" just don't work.


It took a little forcing, but I made them work. Notice the spelling.

The lyrics stink but I'll give it a 65 because of the beat.


Everyone's a critic.

As to the "stench", the only person who tried to make anything out of my
6m operation was, well, you. It didn't work and the stench was likely
not smelled beyond your own yard.

Dave K8MN


I'm satisfied to bring it up whenever possible, Mr. DX.

Dave Heil September 10th 04 05:32 AM

William wrote:

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:


There was once a ham in Tanganika
whose DX knowledge was supposedly encyclopedica (hi, hi).
He worked out of band French
which stirred up quite a stench
and he disavowed any culpabilica.


Well, you finally got the limerick form down but Tanzania was never
"Tanganika" unless you're Polish, French, Italian or Spanish.


What does Poland, France, or Spain have to do with it?


You may add Italy. Do your own research.

The name
of the country was (a loooooong time ago) "Tanganyika". "Encyclopedica"
and "culpabilica" just don't work.


It took a little forcing,


Yes, it must have.

but I made them work.


No, you didn't.

Notice the spelling.


I did. It wasn't correct.

The lyrics stink but I'll give it a 65 because of the beat.


Everyone's a critic.


If anyone should know that, you should.

As to the "stench", the only person who tried to make anything out of my
6m operation was, well, you. It didn't work and the stench was likely
not smelled beyond your own yard.


I'm satisfied to bring it up whenever possible, Mr. DX.


Congrats. You've succeeded in making a molehill out of a molehill,
little pistol.

Dave K8MN

Steve Robeson, K4CAP September 10th 04 12:04 PM

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:


What does Poland, France, or Spain have to do with it?


You may add Italy. Do your own research.


Heck NO, Dave! He'll just wait for Lennie to "back-channel" the
stuff to him! The Puppet can't talk without the Master's
manipulations!

The name
of the country was (a loooooong time ago) "Tanganyika". "Encyclopedica"
and "culpabilica" just don't work.


It took a little forcing,


Yes, it must have.


With a 20 pound sledgehammer, no doubt.

but I made them work.


No, you didn't.


Let him go on thinking he did!

I think it't cute! He's the dog chasing it's tail.

Notice the spelling.


I did. It wasn't correct.

The lyrics stink but I'll give it a 65 because of the beat.


Everyone's a critic.


If anyone should know that, you should.


WHAT could Brain know about it?

As to the "stench", the only person who tried to make anything out of my
6m operation was, well, you. It didn't work and the stench was likely
not smelled beyond your own yard.


I'm satisfied to bring it up whenever possible, Mr. DX.


Congrats. You've succeeded in making a molehill out of a molehill,
little pistol.


I still don't find N0IMD on DXCC.

I DO, however, find K8MN and K4YZ!

73

Steve, K4YZ

William September 11th 04 12:42 AM

(Steve Robeson, K4CAP) wrote in message . com...
Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:


What does Poland, France, or Spain have to do with it?


You may add Italy. Do your own research.


Heck NO, Dave! He'll just wait for Lennie to "back-channel" the
stuff to him! The Puppet can't talk without the Master's
manipulations!


More civil discourse?

You're simply incapable of it.

Eric Snyder September 13th 04 06:28 AM

A late Summer's eve.
Old equipment is turned on.
The tubes warm the shack.

Eric N7DLV

Eric Snyder September 13th 04 06:29 AM

A late Summer's eve.
Old equipment is turned on.
The tubes warm the shack.

Eric N7DLV

Mike Coslo September 14th 04 12:18 AM

Eric Snyder wrote:

A late Summer's eve.
Old equipment is turned on.
The tubes warm the shack.

Eric N7DLV


The mind of a Ham, and the soul of a poet.

Excellent for visualization.

Bravo!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Steve Robeson K4CAP September 14th 04 01:00 AM

Subject: Ham Haiku
From: Mike Coslo
Date: 9/13/2004 6:18 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

Eric Snyder wrote:

A late Summer's eve.
Old equipment is turned on.
The tubes warm the shack.

Eric N7DLV


The mind of a Ham, and the soul of a poet.

Excellent for visualization.


Absolutely.

I grew up in NE Ohio and there was always something special about being in
my "shack" with some hot coccoa watching the snow fall and tuning 80 meters.

73

Steve, K4YZ






Eric Snyder September 14th 04 01:05 PM

Steve sips hot coccoa,
while tuning 80 meters.
Watching the snow fall.

Eric N7DLV

(Steve Robeson K4CAP) wrote in message ...
Subject: Ham Haiku
From: Mike Coslo

Date: 9/13/2004 6:18 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

Eric Snyder wrote:

A late Summer's eve.
Old equipment is turned on.
The tubes warm the shack.

Eric N7DLV


The mind of a Ham, and the soul of a poet.

Excellent for visualization.


Absolutely.

I grew up in NE Ohio and there was always something special about being in
my "shack" with some hot coccoa watching the snow fall and tuning 80 meters.

73

Steve, K4YZ


Mike Coslo September 14th 04 02:18 PM

Steve Robeson K4CAP wrote:
Subject: Ham Haiku
From: Mike Coslo
Date: 9/13/2004 6:18 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

Eric Snyder wrote:


A late Summer's eve.
Old equipment is turned on.
The tubes warm the shack.

Eric N7DLV


The mind of a Ham, and the soul of a poet.

Excellent for visualization.



Absolutely.

I grew up in NE Ohio and there was always something special about being in
my "shack" with some hot coccoa watching the snow fall and tuning 80 meters.


It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing

- Mike KB3EIA -

I think I'm going to compile these things.


AB2RC September 14th 04 04:20 PM

On 2004-09-14, Mike Coslo wrote:

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing

- Mike KB3EIA -

I think I'm going to compile these things.



[alex@homer alex]$ cat haiku.c

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing
[alex@homer alex]$ cc haiku.c
haiku.c:2: error: parse error before "is"


it does not work....

--

Alex / AB2RC
There are two rules for success in life:
Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.


Mike Coslo September 14th 04 08:28 PM

AB2RC wrote:
On 2004-09-14, Mike Coslo wrote:

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing

- Mike KB3EIA -

I think I'm going to compile these things.




[alex@homer alex]$ cat haiku.c

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing
[alex@homer alex]$ cc haiku.c
haiku.c:2: error: parse error before "is"


it does not work....


How is that Alex?
It has the five seven five
Something else I am missing?


- Mike KB3EIA -


Eric Snyder September 15th 04 09:37 AM

I think Alex is saying that the word phrase "it is", is not correct.
I do not understand it either. Perhaps Alex can explain the error in
more detail.

as to my previous Haiku, I think this one works better;

Watching the snow fall,
while listening on 80,
Steve sips his coccoa.

Eric N7DLV


Here is another;

Rainy summer day.
Unable to do yard work,
I turn on the rig.

Eric N7DLV

This is getting kind of fun! Anyone else want to try writing some Ham
Haiku? I also would like some input from Japanese Amatuer Radio
Operators.

Mike Coslo wrote in message ...
AB2RC wrote:
On 2004-09-14, Mike Coslo wrote:

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing

- Mike KB3EIA -

I think I'm going to compile these things.




[alex@homer alex]$ cat haiku.c

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing
[alex@homer alex]$ cc haiku.c
haiku.c:2: error: parse error before "is"


it does not work....


How is that Alex?
It has the five seven five
Something else I am missing?


- Mike KB3EIA -


AB2RC September 15th 04 01:26 PM

On 2004-09-15, Eric Snyder wrote:
I think Alex is saying that the word phrase "it is", is not correct.
I do not understand it either. Perhaps Alex can explain the error in
more detail.

as to my previous Haiku, I think this one works better;

Watching the snow fall,
while listening on 80,
Steve sips his coccoa.

Eric N7DLV


Here is another;

Rainy summer day.
Unable to do yard work,
I turn on the rig.

Eric N7DLV

This is getting kind of fun! Anyone else want to try writing some Ham
Haiku? I also would like some input from Japanese Amatuer Radio
Operators.

Mike Coslo wrote in message ...
AB2RC wrote:
On 2004-09-14, Mike Coslo wrote:

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing

- Mike KB3EIA -

I think I'm going to compile these things.




[alex@homer alex]$ cat haiku.c

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing
[alex@homer alex]$ cc haiku.c
haiku.c:2: error: parse error before "is"


it does not work....


How is that Alex?
It has the five seven five
Something else I am missing?


- Mike KB3EIA -




KB3EIA stated that he was going to "compile" these -- that is what I did, I
ran it thru a C compilier --
(It was a real slow day at work yesterday)....


--

Alex / AB2RC


Mike Coslo September 15th 04 02:08 PM

AB2RC wrote:
On 2004-09-15, Eric Snyder wrote:

I think Alex is saying that the word phrase "it is", is not correct.
I do not understand it either. Perhaps Alex can explain the error in
more detail.

as to my previous Haiku, I think this one works better;

Watching the snow fall,
while listening on 80,
Steve sips his coccoa.

Eric N7DLV


Here is another;

Rainy summer day.
Unable to do yard work,
I turn on the rig.

Eric N7DLV

This is getting kind of fun! Anyone else want to try writing some Ham
Haiku? I also would like some input from Japanese Amatuer Radio
Operators.

Mike Coslo wrote in message ...

AB2RC wrote:

On 2004-09-14, Mike Coslo wrote:


It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing

- Mike KB3EIA -

I think I'm going to compile these things.




[alex@homer alex]$ cat haiku.c

It is cold outside
My radio heats the shack
Electrons dancing
[alex@homer alex]$ cc haiku.c
haiku.c:2: error: parse error before "is"


it does not work....


How is that Alex?
It has the five seven five
Something else I am missing?


- Mike KB3EIA -





KB3EIA stated that he was going to "compile" these -- that is what I did, I
ran it thru a C compilier --
(It was a real slow day at work yesterday)....



Achhh! Sorry I missed that. Good play on words, Alex!


- Mike KB3EIA -


Eric Snyder September 16th 04 08:49 AM

He is bowed with age.
Crooked hands reach for the key.
Perfect code is sent.

Eric N7DLV

Mike Coslo wrote in message ...
AB2RC wrote:



KB3EIA stated that he was going to "compile" these -- that is what I did, I
ran it thru a C compilier --
(It was a real slow day at work yesterday)....



Achhh! Sorry I missed that. Good play on words, Alex!


- Mike KB3EIA -


Steve Robeson K4CAP September 16th 04 02:39 PM

Subject: Ham Haiku
From: (Eric Snyder)
Date: 9/15/2004 3:37 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

I think Alex is saying that the word phrase "it is", is not correct.
I do not understand it either. Perhaps Alex can explain the error in
more detail.

as to my previous Haiku, I think this one works better;

Watching the snow fall,
while listening on 80,
Steve sips his coccoa.


Either way, it's still great!

73

Steve, K4YZ








Dave Heil September 17th 04 12:15 AM



Eric Snyder wrote:

He is bowed with age.
Crooked hands reach for the key.
Perfect code is sent.

Eric N7DLV


Not a ham is he.
angry hands reach for keyboard.
No-code rant is sent.

Dave K8MN

Eric Snyder September 17th 04 09:01 AM

Hello Steve!
I couldnt resist writing a Haiku based upon your experiences during
the Ohio winters. I'm glad you liked it. Here is another Haiku.

Winter is coming.
I dream of working Top Band.
Time for a new rig.

Eric N7DLV


(Steve Robeson K4CAP) wrote in message ...
Subject: Ham Haiku
From:
(Eric Snyder)
Date: 9/15/2004 3:37 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

I think Alex is saying that the word phrase "it is", is not correct.
I do not understand it either. Perhaps Alex can explain the error in
more detail.

as to my previous Haiku, I think this one works better;

Watching the snow fall,
while listening on 80,
Steve sips his coccoa.


Either way, it's still great!

73

Steve, K4YZ


Eric Snyder September 18th 04 08:11 AM

Hear the receiver.
Voices of friends fill the shack
this Summer morning.

Eric N7DLV

(Steve Robeson K4CAP) wrote in message ...
Subject: Ham Haiku
From:
(Eric Snyder)
Date: 9/15/2004 3:37 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

I think Alex is saying that the word phrase "it is", is not correct.
I do not understand it either. Perhaps Alex can explain the error in
more detail.

as to my previous Haiku, I think this one works better;

Watching the snow fall,
while listening on 80,
Steve sips his coccoa.


Either way, it's still great!

73

Steve, K4YZ


Eric Snyder September 19th 04 10:05 AM

Field Day is over.
Wondering about the scores?
Wait till December.

Eric N7DLV

(Eric Snyder) wrote in message . com...
Hear the receiver.
Voices of friends fill the shack
this Summer morning.

Eric N7DLV

(Steve Robeson K4CAP) wrote in message ...
Subject: Ham Haiku
From:
(Eric Snyder)
Date: 9/15/2004 3:37 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

I think Alex is saying that the word phrase "it is", is not correct.
I do not understand it either. Perhaps Alex can explain the error in
more detail.

as to my previous Haiku, I think this one works better;

Watching the snow fall,
while listening on 80,
Steve sips his coccoa.


Either way, it's still great!

73

Steve, K4YZ


Mike Coslo September 20th 04 05:27 PM

Eric Snyder wrote:
Field Day is over.
Wondering about the scores?
Wait till December.



Winter comes so soon
Long long nights, much dark
eighty works magic

- Mike KB3EIA -


Eric Snyder September 21st 04 09:58 AM

The old to the new.
He passes on his knowledge.
My friend, the Elmer.

Eric N7DLV


Mike Coslo wrote in message ...
Eric Snyder wrote:
Field Day is over.
Wondering about the scores?
Wait till December.



Winter comes so soon
Long long nights, much dark
eighty works magic

- Mike KB3EIA -


Eric Snyder September 25th 04 10:56 AM

A windy Fall Day.
Still have antenna projects.
Can they be finished?

Eric N7DLV

(Eric Snyder) wrote in message om...
The old to the new.
He passes on his knowledge.
My friend, the Elmer.

Eric N7DLV


Mike Coslo wrote in message ...
Eric Snyder wrote:
Field Day is over.
Wondering about the scores?
Wait till December.



Winter comes so soon
Long long nights, much dark
eighty works magic

- Mike KB3EIA -



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